Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[Who’s our next manager?]

My sauce says it's done

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He needs to ketchup on the latest news

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Maybe! Certainly means he'll end up somewhere, surely?

Apparently he's been left out of all their PR

Strengthens someone’s hand

 

[Son of Saintlyspur]

We've gone from 0% chance of it happening to 0.1% chance of it happening per ITK

 

[Matthew]

Surely RM can't demand too much from us with such poor stats!

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check out how his facial expression has changed from when he joined them to now

 

[aussiespursguy]

Bring him home.
Golf with Harry in down times.
I would be happy to put up the the man bun.
Would put the shits up the scum.
Win for everyone.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Strengthens someone’s hand

There's not many hands in this thread that need strengthening

 

[Deleted member 27995]

He's this summers Dybala ... I'm not happy about any of this considering we're still sans striker heading into the first game of the season.

 

[sausage]

Gareth Bale's Ultimate Team History | FUTWIZ

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check out how his facial expression has changed from when he joined them to now

I postulate peak Bale happiness is a short back and sides with a swishy quiff and a shave. Oh and only £150k a week.

So there you go Daniel, get the clippers out.

 

[smithym]

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Can we just all agree this joke has had its day and to not use it again?

 

[Tucker]

Can we just all agree this joke has had its day and to not use it again?

It’s been posted in one form or another about ten times in the last few days.

 

[Stoof]

Can we just all agree this joke has had its day and to not use it again?

Unlike the subject of the picture, there is absolutely no chance of that happening.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

You got two hopes

No hope

and

Kermit hope

 

[GMI]

I postulate peak Bale happiness is a short back and sides with a swishy quiff and a shave. Oh and only £150k a week.

So there you go Daniel, get the clippers out.

Spot to Kenneth McEvoy. ?

 

[Stoof]

And Mr Trix has even said it's moved forward a bit more (in the ITK thread).

Jesus. I mean it would be so very Tottenhamy for us to have Bale and Kane in the same team and none of us allowed to go to the actual bloody stadium to see it in the flesh.

Lol.

 

[carpediem991]

Trix said in the ITK Thread its happening!

Or sort of

 

[GMI]

Can we just all agree this joke has had its day and to not use it again?

Fully agree. This one winds me up more than the crying emoji and people who order fillet o fish at MacDonalds. ?

 

[archiewasking]

Fully agree. This one winds me up more than the crying emoji and people who order fillet o fish at MacDonalds. ?

I'm a spicy veggie wrap guy myself ????

 

[Tweddled]

Real Madrid clearly saw Bale's 79 rating on the new fifa and knew it was time to cash in ?

 

[George94]

So Trix’s bit of info essentially translates to “start ordering your Bale Spurs shirts”

 

[mil1lion]

And Mr Trix has even said it's moved forward a bit more (in the ITK thread).

Jesus. I mean it would be so very Tottenhamy for us to have Bale and Kane in the same team and none of us allowed to go to the actual bloody stadium to see it in the flesh.

Lol.

Is that your best attempt to avoid the term Spursy