Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[doctor stefan Freud]

Don’t know how you’re doing 69s but they don’t usually end up with a pregnancy

And you’re a Dr!!!

PHD in wigwams

 

[Matthew]

WTF are you talking about.

Calm your tits.

yes sir! Love it when you talk dirty!

 

[stormfly]

Chill guys, the delay is probably because Bale and Lamela have drawn the last 60 games of rock, paper, scissor for the number 11 shirt. Jose has installed this don’t lose mentality and neither are about to buckle. Amazon will do some one off special of it and it’ll last for 3 hours.

 

[Spartanspurs]

Watched pot never boils. It’s taking ages because we’ve been expecting the announcement every minute for a couple of days.

You should try using a kettle, much better.

 

[Jocke W]

It stands for Massive Rectum Insertion. Highly painful or pleasurable, depends what you are into. It was invented by @Archibald&Crooks

You could always ask the guy with the "Rubber bullet" for help!

 

[JW72]

MRI scan

Magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) is a type of scan that uses strong magnetic fields and radio waves to produce detailed images of the inside of the body.

www.nhs.uk

Or in this case: Must Rouse Igi.jaydee

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Fuck me. As soon as something doesn’t happen in synch with your lives the idiot card starts getting played like the chance card in monopoly.

 

[mil1lion]

Oh those pranksters with their failed medical rumours. God they nearly had me going there.

 

[bomberH]

It’s fine guys, the welcome pic has been leaked.

100% legit.

Spoiler

The stuff behind Bale’s head is just localised smog apparently.

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Why are people talking about a medical at this time of the day?

 

[synththfc]

By the way, the podcaster who tweeted about the medical has since deleted it.

EDIT: He deleted the first tweet where he claimed to be "trolling". and is now attempting to explain his way out of it to make it sound normal.

 

[stormfly]

It’s fine guys, the welcome pic has been leaked.

100% legit.

Spoiler

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The stuff behind Bale’s head is just localised smog apparently.

That’s proof enough for me! I can now get on with my life.

 

[parklane yid]

Fuck me. As soon as something doesn’t happen in synch with your lives the idiot card starts getting played like the chance card in monopoly.

Modern day snowflakes, mentality is questionable

 

[absolute bobbins]

If we go past 7pm with no announcement, then I think people may have a bit of cause for concern?

No they don’t

 

[Joshua]

Why are people talking about a medical at this time of the day?

Because virgins want attention on twitter.com and it’s got people in a spin

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Because virgins want attention on twitter.com and it’s got people in a spin

Which virgin is that? Podcast? Is that the lad with the emo haircut and crutch?

 

[easley91]

By the way, the podcaster who tweeted about the medical has since deleted it.

Shocking

 

[ilikeost]

By the way, the podcaster who tweeted about the medical has since deleted it.

That's how you know someone is really legit.

 

[therealGlenn]

Some medical folks or scandis here? MRI, is that what we call MR in Norway?

MRI - Mourinho Richard (Dick) Inspection - no balls, no play

 

[13VanDerBale13]

By the way, the podcaster who tweeted about the medical has since deleted it.

Good, it achieves nothing except hits which is suspect is what they wanted