Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[Dr Benson]

Is he really coming home?

 

[rez9000]

I was going to give this a spam rating, then I realised if it was Jack Grealish I’d be lying unconscious in my masturbation furnace by now.

As you were

You have a masturbation furnace?

Fancy!

 

[ilikeost]

Still nothing????!!!! Jeez. I’m proper on the ropes now. Barely coherent

You don't personally have to be awake for the announcement to happen, the world moves on while you sleep.

 

[wrd]

Sounds like someone who's word is their bond

And I can prove my statement was 100% factual too:

 

[Donki]

Maybe the 10pm delay is so Spaniards can watch it on tv over supper? Very thoughtful if you ask me.

You see them Spaniards, they are ....

 

[Jamturk]

What's happened to Reg?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

And I can prove my statement was 100% factual too:
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Is that a ferret climbing up his head?

 

[DiVaio]

What's happened to Reg?

everyone forget about him

 

[Scott Spur]

Marco Asensio confirmed as the new No 11 for Real Madrid.......

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Fuck Nathan

Laughed way longer at this than I care to admit.

 

[Dougal]

What's happened to Reg?

Found dead in the opening scene of EastEnders. It was Nasty Nick wot dun it.

 

[morriss]

Matca saying he’s out for a month. Or is that old news?

 

[thebenjamin]

If he's out for a month he only misses 64 games

 

[Dougal]

Matca saying he’s out for a month. Or is that old news?

Levy is working on a 4 week COVID lockdown.

 

[the yid]

 

[wrd]

Matca saying he’s out for a month. Or is that old news?

Like a page and a half old you slow bastard, you'll be telling us we've let Jimmy Greaves go next.

 

[Jamturk]

everyone forget about him

I don't understand why Reg has'nt been announced yet, does he depend on Bale going through?

 

[H-SF]

My mate Dylan who works at Hotspur Way told me Bale did his knee tripping over one of Sissoko’s wayward shots on the way into the lodge and the move is in doubt now. Don’t shoot the messenger.

 

[topper]

Marco Asensio confirmed as the new No 11 for Real Madrid.......

Classy bunch in Madrid

 

[morriss]

Like a page and a half old you slow bastard, you'll be telling us we've let Jimmy Greaves go next.

My bad.