Player Watch Player Watch: Yves Bissouma

[spursgirls]

I was sitting on a crowded beach earlier, surrounded by all these nubile women. My wife noticed how unusually quiet I was and gave me a 'playful' dig in the ribs. She told me to put my eye back in my head. Little did she know Iit may have appeared I was looking at the birds, but in reality I was thinking about Bissouma!

This needs someone to do that meme of the couple in bed and the 'bet he's thinking about other women' reply changed to "Bissouma is going to be amazing in our midfield...)

 

[mark87]

Their late-season collapse probably set them back 5 years.

You sure do know how to turn a guy on saying filthy things like that.

 

[DiamondLites]

Cracking addition to the midfield pool, all energy and industry with quality to go alongside it. Him, Højberg and Skipp are all fairly similar though Bentancur is the only one that offers anything drastically different

What is the situation with his sexual assault charge? Does anybody know?

 

[Pebble Dash]

I like how on his highlights reel he also bullies man mountain Traore off the ball… a really good sign that he can go toe to toe with the strongest players in the EPL.

 

[thelak]

Cracking addition to the midfield pool, all energy and industry with quality to go alongside it. Him, Højberg and Skipp are all fairly similar though Bentancur is the only one that offers anything drastically different

What is the situation with his sexual assault charge? Does anybody know?

I think defensively he is similar in terms of winning the ball back and pressing but his dribbling and ability to beat a man and carry the ball up the pitch are a big step up on PEH

 

[codspur]

This is from Lee Gunner; it is hilarious. ???

This bloke speaks the actual truth there isn’t a thing he said is disagree with

 

[Duke of Northumberland]

Erm. This whole thing with Sussex Police though…

 

[dontcallme]

Erm. This whole thing with Sussex Police though…

Not even convinced that is the case. The allegation itself is under investigation, he's at the moment a person of interest to that investigation but that doesn't mean he's being investigated himself for committing the actual alleged offence. Could be a whole number of reasons he's still part of the investigation. The fact he's no longer on bail but someone else is, has to be a positive IMO.

 

[aquanard]

This bloke speaks the actual truth there isn’t a thing he said is disagree with

What is a fanks option?????? Is it something the gooners offer their players as an incentive for coming 5th to 7th?

 

[taidgh]

The Police only ever arrest guilty people.

My mother said almost the exact same to me last night. I had to bite my tongue so hard, I have bruises.

 

[the yid]

This bloke speaks the actual truth there isn’t a thing he said is disagree with

I disagree with him saying we're irrelevant

 

[JW72]

I'm assuming Octopus is a nickname, which is a pretty cool nickname tbf

OK, scratch my previous Oasis effort, this new information calls for a song update. Cue Ringo...

I'd like to be
In N17
Watching Octopus Bissouma
At the Lane

Yves makes us spark
When he's on the park
With Sonny, Skippy, Sessegnon
and Kane

 

[Duke of Northumberland]

Ok OK you’ve already been round all that ??

 

[walworthyid]

I think defensively he is similar in terms of winning the ball back and pressing but his dribbling and ability to beat a man and carry the ball up the pitch are a big step up on PEH

100% agree. He has a lot more natural ability on the ball. I actually think he and bentancur are the likely pairing. Bentancur is actually very quick and covers the ground well, but is also tenacious, aggressive and uses the ball well. Bissouma has that but can also take players on send carry the ball forward. I would say that skipp and peh are very similar and I reckon that we won't see them together too often next season.

Bissouma gives us so much more in the middle and if we brought in Eriksen, our midfield options would be as good as any in the league.

 

[DodgyLasagne]

I'm best midfielder in Premier League - Bissouma

Brighton's Yves Bissouma says he believes he is the best midfielder in the Premier League before the Seagulls' game against Leicester on Sunday.

www.bbc.com

Listen to this fucking mentality man. Confidence, that even borders on delusions of grandeur.

Love it.

 

[Col_M]

I'm best midfielder in Premier League - Bissouma

Brighton's Yves Bissouma says he believes he is the best midfielder in the Premier League before the Seagulls' game against Leicester on Sunday.

www.bbc.com

Listen to this fucking mentality man. Confidence, that even borders on delusions of grandeur.

Love it.

Tarabt anyone?

 

[DodgyLasagne]

Tarabt anyone?

 

[ButchCassidy]

Tarabt anyone?

Big difference between someone who believes they are the best and will put in the work to prove it to everyone, and someone who believes they are the best so they can afford to slack off at every possible opportunity…

 

[Col_M]

Big difference between someone who believes they are the best and will put in the work to prove it to everyone, and someone who believes they are the best so they can afford to slack off at every possible opportunity…

By sheer coincidence it’s another Spurs player with a girls name!!

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

I know it's moot to say it on a Spurs forum but 30 seconds in and this guy genuinely seems like one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen, even by the standards of sensationalist football youtubers

Have you ever watched AFTV??