Roberto Soldado: part 2

[EnfieldYiddo]

Note JJ has been v. quiet on this deal.

 

[Rogmeister]

100 pages

Almost...

 

[Qualsonic]

Ffs

 

[JerryGarcia]

I wouldn't be surprised if we make as much from the Aisa cup as we did from the Europa League, if the extra money helps get Soldado then thats ok with me but I'd like to play some whipping boys at the Lane to get the lads some goals too.

 

[Blackcanary]

300 pages. I hope he appreciates our dedicated-yet-unhinged efforts.

I dropped my iphone on my toe this evening. It still wasn't as painful as following this deal has been.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

100 pages....now!

Ok, now, one hundred pages

Actually it is 300 pages

 

[JerryGarcia]

400 pages by Sunday night if he's not signed by then.

 

[Mr Pink]

To be honest I think we'll hit 500.

Even if we sign him before, it'd be rude not to...

 

[Lilbaz]

You can say what you like about Gards, and indeed many have tonight, but to my mind he has never indicated that he has wanted to be known as an ITK.

That he is ITK, to whatever degree, is what has brought thousands of lunatic, bug-eyed, drooling ITK whores, myself and probably yourself included, to pore over his exclamation heavy twitter account!!!

He was persuaded to join up here some while back despite not seeming to really want to, then shared a couple of things, outed himself inadvertantly due to exclamation mark usage and then went back to his twitter.

As a result, criticism; whilst potentially valid form the perspective of the consumer (ie. us) is actually completely non-valid as he has a role that he never actually sought out or desired.

He is free to tweet as much truth (or bollocks, should he desire) as he likes and has no obligation to anyone but himself.

A lot different from signing up with one of the forums and trying to pass yourself off as connected because you're mum goes to the WI with the tea lady from WHL.

Tea ladies know everything, they get everywhere and have access to everyone. Everyone chats to them and in front of them. They reckon that 60% of the tea ladies in Whitehall during the 70s were KGB spies. Even MI6 knew, but how could you line up 74 year old Dorris and blow her brains out? The government would be over thrown.

 

[Mouse!]

You're all sad fucking losers. Get a hobby! *throws beer can at thread*

 

[JerryGarcia]

You're all sad fucking losers. Get a hobby! *throws beer can at thread*

Probably the first true thing that's been said in this thread

 

[Blackcanary]

400 pages by Sunday night if he's not signed by then.

I don't know if I can make it...*dramatic death rattle and emotive music*...you brave souls may have to go on without me.

 

[Mr Pink]

You're all sad fucking losers. Get a hobby! *throws beer can at thread*

Not until he signs.

*throws beer can back*

 

[Indisguise]

Tea ladies know everything, they get everywhere and have access to everyone. Everyone chats to them and in front of them. They reckon that 60% of the tea ladies in Whitehall during the 70s were KGB spies. Even MI6 knew, but how could you line up 74 year old Dorris and blow her brains out? The government would be over thrown.

I sincerely hope that Doris hasn't used her womanly wiles to obtain information.

 

[The Spurs Lad]

Probably the first true thing that's been said in this thread

 

[Lilbaz]

I sincerely hope that Doris hasn't used her womanly wiles to obtain information.

The old marmite trap.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

If we don't get Soldado (because he is inevitably off it just seems to be us or Liverpool) this place is going to be an absolute mess.

Fact of the matter is; if we're say £4 million apart in valuations (?), a Liverpool bid would surely kick Levy into gear and get him to match it. He must realise the potential consequences if not.

 

[JerryGarcia]

I don't know if I can make it...*dramatic death rattle and emotive music*...you brave souls may have to go on without me.

Don't be silly, you know you'll be right there with us when we sign Leroy Lita Soldado.

 

[Qualsonic]

Two

 

[Qualsonic]

Thousand