Roberto Soldado: part 2

[Gedson100]

Note JJ has been v. quiet on this deal.

Maybe he doesn't know anything about it.

 

[Spurger King]

If we don't get Soldado (because he is inevitably off it just seems to be us or Liverpool) this place is going to be an absolute mess.

Fact of the matter is; if we're say £4 million apart in valuations (?), a Liverpool bid would surely kick Levy into gear and get him to match it. He must realise the potential consequences if not.

Doubt it. Sold Berbatov......brought in Frazier Campbell. Sold VDV......brought in Dempsey.

I'm not a Levy hater by any stretch of the imagination, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if we go into the season with Ade and Defoe as our only strikers. Or even worse....sell Adebayor and replace him with some cabbage from League Two.

 

[Gedson100]

Posts

Please bring content.

Your last 7 posts have been 1 word.
I understand you are completely wired on a cocktail of cheese, grape juice and walnuts but for the love of God, please provide a higher standard of content.
Thanks

 

[Parkie]

I wholly believe that in passing the 300 page mark, we have secured Soldado and can now go to sleep, happy in the knowledge that he is a Spurs player.

Who needs ITK or official announcements. We have the power of blind optimism on our side.

 

[Qualsonic]

Please bring content.

Your last 7 posts have been 1 word.
I understand you are completely wired on a cocktail of cheese, grape juice and walnuts but for the love of God, please provide a higher standard of content.
Thanks

I fucking hate cheese and walnuts.

****

 

[Lilbaz]

I wholly believe that in passing the 300 page mark, we have secured Soldado and can now go to sleep, happy in the knowledge that he is a Spurs player.

Who needs ITK or official announcements. We have the power of blind optimism on our side.

In some cases it's just blind drunkenness.

 

[Blackcanary]

I wholly believe that in passing the 300 page mark, we have secured Soldado and can now go to sleep, happy in the knowledge that he is a Spurs player.

Who needs ITK or official announcements. We have the power of blind optimism on our side.

Haha! As we hit that magic 300 mark, somewhere in Spain a group of men shot bolt-upright in their beds, and hurried to their secret meeting point, all clad in their tastefully designed Valencia giant bat onesies.

"The moment, the moment has come!" they whispered to each other, "we would never have agreed to this clause in his contract if we'd only known what an epic bunch of crazy stalkers those SC members are!".

And thus, Soldado went to Spurs, where he scored many, many goals and helped fire them to the league title. No penalties though obviously, because this story has to have an element of realism.

 

[Lilbaz]

Haha! As we hit that magic 300 mark, somewhere in Spain a group of men shot bolt-upright in their beds, and hurried to their secret meeting point, all clad in their tastefully designed Valencia giant bat onesies.

"The moment, the moment has come!" they whispered to each other, "we would never have agreed to this clause in his contract if we'd only known what an epic bunch of crazy stalkers those SC members are!".

And thus, Soldado went to Spurs, where he scored many, many goals and helped fire them to the league title. No penalties though obviously, because this story has to have an element of realism.

And Dorretta sends a quick text to Gards before shuffling down the hall with her tea trolley.

 

[JerryGarcia]

I reckon Levy puts one pound in the kitty for every page we get through, we have a long way to go before we can afford Soldado, sad but true.

 

[mckenz]

Haha! As we hit that magic 300 mark, somewhere in Spain a group of men shot bolt-upright in their beds, and hurried to their secret meeting point, all clad in their tastefully designed Valencia giant bat onesies.

"The moment, the moment has come!" they whispered to each other, "we would never have agreed to this clause in his contract if we'd only known what an epic bunch of crazy stalkers those SC members are!".

And thus, Soldado went to Spurs, where he scored many, many goals and helped fire them to the league title. No penalties though obviously, because this story has to have an element of realism.

I think this post has cheered me up more than any other for the last 3 days

and yep - IF we get him we will put him through the special set-piece-skill-remover machine the Jol had fitted.

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

I fucking hate cheese and walnuts.

****

I don't believe you are really itk and I expect an announcement tomorrow that you will be spending your entire war chest on cheese and walnuts.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

The levels of spam in this thread are massive. 100 pages in two days?

Please don't bother hanging around for Soldado Part 3.