Roberto Soldado Signs

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Also here is another link in Spain confirming what I have been told earlier http://www.vlcnews.es/secciones/deportes/articulos/salvo-cierra-dos-pulsos-de-una-tacada

Can't seem to do the whole article through Google translate but here's a bit


The situation, fortunately, not be stretched that far. Today Wednesday is the day that Tottenham and Valencia are marked in red on the calendar, after a new rapprochement of positions yesterday.

 

[Chinaspur]

Once this is official can we trawl through this thread and name and shame the idiots like we do for matchday chat rooms? Taking quotes like this piece of crappy brain fart from TGL, a usual suspect, and reminding them of their foolhardiness:


"We should have had this wrapped up yesterday. We have fucked it to be honest.

Now I get to watch the mighty Spurs today with two lumps of shit up front in Ade and Defoe."


I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere on dialup speeds so someone else will have to do the the honours.

Alternitavely we could allow folks to apologise for their pathetic nonsense themselves by quoting their offending post in here followed by these words in bold:

"In future I will be mindful of my flappy empty scrotum and wait until facts are clear before vomiting out my mindless panicky onions."

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Once this is official can we trawl through this thread and name and shame the idiots like we do for matchday chat rooms? Taking quotes like this piece of crappy brain fart from TGL, a usual suspect, and reminding them of their foolhardiness:


"We should have had this wrapped up yesterday. We have fucked it to be honest.

Now I get to watch the mighty Spurs today with two lumps of shit up front in Ade and Defoe."


I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere on dialup speeds so someone else will have to do the the honours.

Alternitavely we could allow folks to apologise for their pathetic nonsense themselves by quoting their offending post in here followed by these words in bold:

"In future I will be mindful of my flappy empty scrotum and wait until facts are clear before vomiting out my mindless panicky onions."

You don't need to trawl. I said I was so sure Levy would (accidentally on purpose) Fuck it up. If he didn't I'd match our up front payment pound per million.

I'm a man of my word and one who happily admits if and when I'm wrong.

It'll be the best £15 I've spent in a long time if it comes to it.

 

[Nerine]

I'll wait until it's on the OS, ta..

 

[Monkey boy]

#signafuckingstrikerlevy

 

[spurslenny]

Can't we just hold off on this transfer for another week or two? I'm just getting into this thread now


I jest....








Make it 4 weeks ; )

 

[dwayne-mooney]

I'll wait until it's on the OS, ta..

Ill wait for it to be on the selling clubs OS which will be days or months earlier.

 

[Teddy Klinsmann]

@mulu83: Soldado update: #THFC called Valencia last night. #VCF expect formal agreement today and that player will sign shortly. #vcfnordic #coys

 

[Scutch]

@mulu83: Soldado update: #THFC called Valencia last night. #VCF expect formal agreement today and that player will sign shortly. #vcfnordic #coys

 

[mil1lion]

Does everyone realise what this signing represents?

This is Tottenham Hotspur signing a striker, a top, world striker. This goes back years: from fatuous links to Falcao through Leandro, Villa, Rossi, Cavani, Aguero, Luis Fabiano etc etc. Levy's wheel barrow, last minute bids, Louis Saha...

ALL CONSIGNED TO HISTORY BY THE SIGNING OF ROBERTO SOLDADO.

(with apologies to a Mr E. Adebayor)

Yes but one miss and our fans will call him shit

 

[EllenAlex]

Jokes.

 

[mattyspurs]

Yes but one miss and our fans will call him shit

Or start to chant Defoes name when he's sat on the bench

 

[yozza]

This whole saga has dragged on longer than anyone had anticipated, but on the plus side we're all fluent in Spanish, so it could have been worse!

 

[robin09]

Yes but one miss and our fans will call him shit

He is not RVP, before we get ahead of ourselves.

He has a habit of hitting form, and then having a few quiet games. Much like most strikers, but he's a definite upgrade on what he have available, as well as a different type of forward to what we have.

He was my number one choice this summer, never thought I'd see it come off, but now it is, I just hope the €30m price tag doesn't make our fans expect a goal per game.

 

[Kirito]

Even if we sold Defoe a section of the crowd would start chanting his name at the 60 min mark when we still haven't scored a goal against Swansea at home.

 

[ArronB95]

Right, definitely going to buy one of the new shirts this year with Soldado on the back. Wasn't sure I was going to (not because I don't like them - I think they look fantastic this year), but now I definitely will. Just my small contribution towards recouping some of the 30M Levy just spunked on a true, out and out, world-class #9.

Well I'm gonna have Levy is a God on the back of mine.

 

[ArronB95]

ArronB95... mate do you mind hiding your signature please? it's making loading time take forever... or at least i think that's what the cause is... sorry if it isnt

Soz mate, not making mine slow but i change it anyway.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

This whole saga has dragged on longer than anyone had anticipated, but on the plus side we're all fluent in Spanish, so it could have been worse!

It's only been 9 days since the Villa and Benteke cuffuffles made us move seriously for Soldado.
We've been after Leandro for 9 windows lol.
This one is like moving at the speed of sound at the moment.

 

[SteveH]

SteveH said: ↑
Casillas did for Real earlier in the day.

Not the same thing though is it? Valencia want to sell don't they...and this deal has been close since Saturday evening.

No it was more to do with using a player as mouthpiece for the club

 

[Riandor]

It's only been 9 days since the Villa and Benteke cuffuffles made us move seriously for Soldado.
We've been after Leandro for 9 windows lol.
This one is like moving at the speed of sound at the moment.

Speed of sound? Compared to the Leandro saga this has broken the speed of light, warped space and time and has taken us into new galaxies filled with Alien life known as Quality strikers!!