'Sitting next to an annoying fan' Stories

[MarkTHFC9]

I once had the displeasure of sitting next to a member of SC. I wasnt a member at the time, but have since realised i sat next to a nicdic.


It was Bolton at home, last game of the season two years ago. God this guy could talk crap for a living!

Just to prove i was sitting next to this bore i think we was in the away end with spurs fans, and remember you speaking to another member, possibly talkshowhost.

Sorry nic your a grade A bore. :grin:

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Ever sat next to an irritating fan, and is he a SC member?

 

[Paula]

Don't know about SC members but seem to sit next to an awful lot of garlic eaters - phewww!

 

[Dougal]

Sounds like nic to me :lol:

I turned up to a game once, headed for my usual seat and there, in the next seat, sat a girl I dated a few years before. 36,000 seats and she found that one Eek

 

[PT]

A young lad and his father were sat almost directly behind us in North Upper.

Way before the match started when there's hardly anyone in the stadium this kid stands up and proceeds to send the air blue with every known expletive known to man, and Shady.

Other dad / son groups looked around to see where this high pitched screaming was coming from but did nothing. The lad's father was just sat alongside oblivious to his kid's contribution to the ambience and the effect he was attracting from other suporters.

It went on all game. The stewards acknowledged his presence but didn't muster up any energy to deal with the little shit.

Around 70 minutes, a woman turned around in her seat and let rip at this dad who was sat there, meek and feeble. The dad told his nipper to quieten down, not stop and so it continued at a lower decibel until the end of the game.

One or two people complained to the nearest Steward but as usual nothing happened.

It was not only his choice of vocabulary but the pitch with which he screamed it.

 

[madroosta]

I sat next to regularlya guy only known as "chicken george!" Always bought fried chicken with him for the start of every game. All you could hear was him slurping on his fingers everytime he finished a piece! He also talked utter utter shite! Favourite sayings were "Come on Tottenham!" and "Get rid of it!" The spouting of those who have never ever kicked a ball at all who claim to know it all!

 

[TheHatman]

talk about embarassing ay dougal haha. It seems whenever i go to a spurs match i am near the village idiot, the fans who dont have a clue who is on the pitch, shout non stop abuse at spurs players all game and have really annoying voices. Just dumb luck i imagine. Also had the pleasure of sitting near nicdic, sorry did i say pleasure.

 

[Dougal]

The bloke infront of me is tall, has big hair and sometimes turns up in a cowboy hat. Constantly slags off players, not sure which ones though as I can't see past him! :-(

 

[Defsta]

Remember 5 years back everyone of those fucking 36k people was so fucking annoying as got migraine just before the game and didn't got any pills with me but didn't want to miss that game, felt like I was in hell and someone was banging my head with a hammer

 

[Dougal]

Sorry about that fella, I just love my inflatable toys

 

[Netty]

The last game of the season Kaye & I were sat behind these three lads who once heard I was a scouser (although I'm not, I sound a teeny tiny bit like one) didn't leave me alone. One of them anyway. Kept telling Scouse jokes & that. To be honest it wasn't that annoying as the game was so poor but all the same. That's why I never tend to sing or shout much about the game as I sound weird compared to everyone else.

 

[Paula]

Oh and I forgot the guy sitting behind me with his child (who had been a mascot and was understandly excited as he had met Alan Hutton) but this child banged on for 1/2 hour - then he put his feet on my shoulders and then hit me over the head with his drink when we scored!

(At least we scored LOL)

 

[jondesouza]

I used to stand in the Paxton a little way behind a bloke who took his son, who could only have been about 10, to games. Every time Erik Thorstvedt had caught the ball and was due to restart he'd shout out "Come on Erik, big kick up the middle" and grin like an idiot at his little boy. Every restart for every home game that season. Not only irritating but bad advice - we looked a lot better when Thorstvedt threw the ball out short to feet.

 

[Flatters]

I once had the displeasure of sitting next to a member of SC. I wasnt a member at the time, but have since realised i sat next to a nicdic.


It was Bolton at home, last game of the season two years ago. God this guy could talk crap for a living!

Just to prove i was sitting next to this bore i think we was in the away end with spurs fans, and remember you speaking to another member, possibly talkshowhost.

Sorry nic your a grade A bore. :grin:

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Ever sat next to an irritating fan, and is he a SC member?

:rofl:

Hang on though. Bolton at home... in the away end with Spurs fans?

 

[Flatters]

talk about embarassing ay dougal haha. It seems whenever i go to a spurs match i am near the village idiot, the fans who dont have a clue who is on the pitch, shout non stop abuse at spurs players all game and have really annoying voices. Just dumb luck i imagine. Also had the pleasure of sitting near nicdic, sorry did i say pleasure.

:lol:

As for the first bit... that just sounds like anywhere in the stadium to me.

 

[MarkTHFC9]

:rofl:

Hang on though. Bolton at home... in the away end with Spurs fans?

Yes bolton didnt sell there allocation so the lower away section was all spurs.

 

[Flatters]

Yes bolton didnt sell there allocation so the lower away section was all spurs.

Oh ok.

I must have gone to that game with my dad and possibly sister and brother-in-law. I don't think I knew anyone from the site very well back then.

 

[striebs]

Remember about twenty something years ago being in the Paxton and there was a tall guy in his late twenties early thirties about 5 people back from the railing right behind the goal .


First half when our strikers have the ball up the other end he announces at the top of his voice "I'm in love !" .... "with Ray!" and Clemmo turns round and smiles .

Second half their keeper (I think it was Paul Cooper of Ipswich) goes to take a massive goal kick and just as he is about to make contact with the ball the hoolie lets of the first blast of his aerosol can fog horn .

Needless to say he was distracted and didn't make a particularly clean contact , we all pissed ourselves and stewards did nothing !

Not annoying then but I was very impressionable .

 

[spursfan77]

i've got 2 season tickets in the west lower right behind the row where the mascots sit. (pretty rubbish seasts i know but i dont trust thfc not to bungle changing my seat) anyway, i took a mate to the game and one of the mascots on the pitch is this really tall girl, she can only be about 10 but shes fucking massive. so obviously my mate starts going on one about how fucking huge she is ie. thats one big bitch from deuce bigalow.

anyway, he didnt realise the mascots sat in the row in front as i hadnt told him. so obviously she sat right in front of him. strangely the parents didnt say a word. well, they might of i was pissing myself so loudly i wouldnt have known

 

[Tickers]

I spent two years sat in front of a bloke who couldn't pronounce Iversen. Said it with an 'I' sound not an 'ee', if you know what I mean. "Why don't he give it to Iversen?" he'd ask at least 15 or 20 times a game. Even when Steffen wasn't playing, or still at Spurs.

Drove me fucking spanner.

 

[spursfan77]

was it david pleat?