'Sitting next to an annoying fan' Stories

[DC_Boy]

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[JollyHappy]

The supporters that really annoy me are the ones who take delight when their figures of hate do something wrong. So for example wishing Mido/Keano/Bent hadn't scored a goal as more likely they wouldn't play the next game. Or hoping Robbo lets a ball through his hands so he gets dropped. I can't work out that mentality!

 

[yiddobrett]

I sit in the front row of the Paxton lower and this happens quite regularly. When the opposition keeper has a goal kick, some bloke behind me to my right stands up when it's silent and decides to shout "OI KEEPER!...I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME...YOU'RE SHIT!". He got James, Carson, Foster and loads of others. Strange.


Some old Yorkshireman occasionally comes to games and sits directly behind me and all he does for the whole 90 minutes is slag off Jenas but that's nothing compared to what he gives Keano! He abuses him for the full 90 minutes. It's unreal. His face is a right treat when Keano tucks one away. Good ol' Robbie,

 

[juande.is.a.yido]

World most annoying fan must be me. Im 6 foot 3, sit in the easy upper and the poor old bloke infront of me has to deal with my knees in the back of his head for 2 hours. Never complains though, maybe he likes it :-s

 

[spursfan77]

occasionally theres this huge bloke who sits next to me and all he does is fucking eat throughout the whole game. I mean he looks like he should be eating 1 salad leaf a day, hes fucking huge.

i have come to a solution though when he now comes to games, i just switch places with the girlfriend then she has to put up with it!!!

 

[PLTuck]

was it david pleat?

:rofl:

 

[theburtonshelf]

im surrounded by sts so i dont really get it that bad anymore, even when they cant come the ppl they send instead are generally ok. that said, b4 i got my st ive sat in a couple of dodgy places, usual stuff, no1s doing anything right, so and so is shite bla bla bla. fortunately i have a handy ability to tune stuff out( i blame/thank my old man and years of nonsense) so i just didnt listen.

however, there was this one time at man city a couple of years back when i came ever so close to turning round and telling the guy next to me to shut the hell up. it wasnt an esepcially good game but it wasnt all that bad and this guy just whinged on and on and on. but that wasnt the annoying part it was his voice, it was this really annoying low droll that grated my last nerve, really suited how he looks and by the end of the game i was ready to stick my programme down his throat just to shut him the hell up! still see him occasioanlly at away games and find myself willing him to go and sit at the opposite end of the allocation!

i think i might be the annoying fan now mind. you get the odd random person sat in our end and i tend to make some odd comments, which, as i speak with a pretty broad south derbyshire accent i can imagine annoying ppl that dont no me.
for instance, last season i took great delight in revelling in derby's plight (i really dont like them!) and on more than one occasion found myself standing up singng stand up if you hate derby, now as said the ppl that no me thought it was hilarious but i also saw more than one funny look.

 

[MarkTHFC9]

Some of these stories are hilarious, could be made into an episode of grumpy old men/women

 

[wizgell]

The two blokes who sit just behind me (<<<< read where I sit, it may be you) talk for 90 minutes about Fantasy Football and everything other than the game, and when they do talk about the game it's utter bollocks.

It annoys everyone around us but they seem oblivious, no one wants to say anything to avoid causing an atmosphere for the rest of the season. One guy did have a go at them when they had spat down the back of his chair!!

 

[lily_lane]

I've never forgotten the know all I sat next to, when we had Pat van den Hauwe playing for us, a League Cup quarter final v Norwich and every time Pat got the ball the know all would deafen me with "POSTMAN, POSTMAN, LEFT, I SAID LEFT...ah, crap pass again!"

 

[bern]

occasionally theres this huge bloke who sits next to me and all he does is fucking eat throughout the whole game. I mean he looks like he should be eating 1 salad leaf a day, hes fucking huge.

i have come to a solution though when he now comes to games, i just switch places with the girlfriend then she has to put up with it!!!

I did offer you a bit!...

 

[900triumph]

Used to sit six rows back in the West Lower behind our bench during the dark Gross days. Guy next to me used to shout out "Sit down, Doctor Death!" about twenty times a game whenever Gross got to his feet, and seemed happiest when we were losing so he could scream some more at our unfortunate Tube travelling manager.

Apart from that he was a decent bloke - something to do with the "Football Philosophy" footie shirt people, gave me a freebie shirt at the end of the season.

 

[Ryana]

Well the fan I got next to me was only annoying because she was Hungarian too and she told it to me about 20 minutes later. I think i have told some embarrassing things..nothing serious, but I enjoyed the fact no one understands me + i was sharing some player facts with my friend who have seen SPURS first time in her life.
Then i said: "I hope no one around us understands Hungarian!" And the girl right next to me with her English boyfriend: "Awww how funny. I'm from Hungary too" .mg::bang:
Damn!! I mean what are the chances? that out of 36400 you got randomly seated to a fellow countryman in WHL???:roll:

 

[flatback4]

This is going back a bit...

Worst
Sitting in the Old West Stand. Bloke behind me complains:
"Tsk...that Jimmy Greaves...he's a lazy sod...all he ever does is score goals..."

Best
Striker called Mike Trebilcock (Yes. Really) Used to play for Everton.
Voice from crowd:
"Oi Trebilcock...you got six balls as well ?"

 

[onthetwo]

My Dad is a seaon ticket holder at OT and theres a guy who sits behind him that commentates, Alan Green stylee....THE WHOLE GAME. Dont know how he copes.

 

[brakefluid]

This is going back a bit...

Worst
Sitting in the Old West Stand. Bloke behind me complains:
"Tsk...that Jimmy Greaves...he's a lazy sod...all he ever does is score goals..."

Best
Striker called Mike Trebilcock (Yes. Really) Used to play for Everton.
Voice from crowd:
"Oi Trebilcock...you got six balls as well ?"

OMG .... quality :rofl::rofl:

Have some rep....

 

[Kyras]

I don't get the chance to go to many spurs games, but I go now and again to Norwich, and there's this bloke in the family enclosure, bottom row, who just shouts, at the top of his voice "dgkbdskljgbdsojbdsjbgds" just sounds, like a deranged animal, and he gets so worked up, bless him. As me and my mate aren't Norwich fans, we just found it hilarious as he was annoying everyone else.

 

[sammax71]

Well the fan I got next to me was only annoying because she was Hungarian too and she told it to me about 20 minutes later. I think i have told some embarrassing things..nothing serious, but I enjoyed the fact no one understands me + i was sharing some player facts with my friend who have seen SPURS first time in her life.
Then i said: "I hope no one around us understands Hungarian!" And the girl right next to me with her English boyfriend: "Awww how funny. I'm from Hungary too" .mg::bang:
Damn!! I mean what are the chances? that out of 364000 you got randomly seated to a fellow countryman in WHL???:roll:

I didn't know WHL was that bloody big. Eek

Why the need for a new stadium then????

 

[Coyboy]

I sat next to this obese bloke at the Liverpool game. I am not being mean but he was huge. Not only that, he comes in late munching away at this chicken wrap or something and spills it all over himself and only just missed me. I was luckily on the edge of the row so could move my legs into the isle but was literally sitting sideways. He came out with shit as well and had one of those annoyingly whiney camp Thames' Estuary accents (Jeremy from Airport anyone?). Terrible.

 

[Has1978]

I have grown to love the 2 next to me.

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