'Sitting next to an annoying fan' Stories

[bouncebackability]

The most classic comment I remember from being at the lane as a kid was when Andy Sinton was having a particularly poor game (even for him). He then passed the ball to Nicol Berti who sprayed a long pass into the stands....

The guy next to me said "oh no for f***s sake......Berti's caught Sinton-itus"

Will never forget it!

 

[Ryana]

I didn't know WHL was that bloody big. Eek

Why the need for a new stadium then????

mistyping happens...:roll:

 

[fedupyid]

Few years back I sat in the wimbledon end at selhurst park when spurs were playing then and I slagged vinnie jones off for the whole of the first half and the little girl behind me started crying and at half time my dad told me to shut up because it was vinnie jones' wife and daughter sitting behind us.

 

[There's always next year]

I went to Blackburn this year, it was freezing as normal, with plenty of empty seats, when i noticed in the distance two pissed up cocks coming my way. I knew at instant that they were going to sit, sorry stand right next to me. They spent the whole game singing "Adebayor" song and taunting the Blackburn with "We pay your Benefits". one of them was dead chuffed about being able to sing the Adebayor song, because he reminded me on 50 or 60 occassions, that I'm not allowed to sing this at WHL, or I will be chucked out.

To make things worse got back to car to find I had a flat tyre.

 

[Netty]

I went to Blackburn this year, it was freezing as normal, with plenty of empty seats, when i noticed in the distance two pissed up cocks coming my way. I knew at instant that they were going to sit, sorry stand right next to me. They spent the whole game singing "Adebayor" song and taunting the Blackburn with "We pay your Benefits". one of them was dead chuffed about being able to sing the Adebayor song, because he reminded me on 50 or 60 occassions, that I'm not allowed to sing this at WHL, or I will be chucked out.

I was at that game, I hate that 'We pay your benefits' song, why do Southeners have to sing it every Northern team?! Right next to me there was a group of tits waving £20 notes at the Blackburn fans, making out they'd probably never seen one before. People like that do my head, they get one laugh from their mates then think they're the funniest person ever & try to crack jokes all through the game. Nobbers.

 

[Midostouch]

We sit next to really nice people in the East Stand now with my season ticket but my worst neighbours were one afternoon in South Stand - a particularly unattractive bloke with two girls. He stank of a late boozy night and was extremely loud (possibly still feeling the effects of a binge). All that was fine - it was when he came back after half time and pulled his trousers out over his beer belly and proceeded to spray copious amounts of lynx down his y fronts that my friend and I nearly puked. And just in case you're interested - the adverts are lies, damn lies. He became even more repulsive to us than he had been before!

 

[bern]

I went to Boothferry Park (Hull City) as a nipper, I was stood in front of this piss head that kept shouting in my lugg hole. Being only about 12 I was a bit frightened of him,but kicked him in the shin when the dirty bastard pissed all down the back of my jacket!.

 

[liberty]

At Fulham a couple of years ago a bloke said just before Stalteri came on, "Fuck me, you know when Stalteri's coming on, his nose comes on about 20 yards before he does". :lol:

 

[lily_lane]

This entire post is brilliant!!!!!!!!! :clap: :bowdown:

This is going back a bit...

Worst
Sitting in the Old West Stand. Bloke behind me complains:
"Tsk...that Jimmy Greaves...he's a lazy sod...all he ever does is score goals..."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Typical Tottenham fan! :roll:

Best
Striker called Mike Trebilcock (Yes. Really) Used to play for Everton.
Voice from crowd:
"Oi Trebilcock...you got six balls as well ?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: That name was perfect for porn films!

He clearly missed his vocation. :razz:

Who's heard of him as a footballer? :shrug:

 

[TheChosenOne]

This is going back a bit...

Worst
Sitting in the Old West Stand. Bloke behind me complains:
"Tsk...that Jimmy Greaves...he's a lazy sod...all he ever does is score goals..."

Best
Striker called Mike Trebilcock (Yes. Really) Used to play for Everton.
Voice from crowd:
"Oi Trebilcock...you got six balls as well ?"

1st black player to score in an FA Cup final.

 

[TheChosenOne]

This is going back a bit...

Worst
Sitting in the Old West Stand. Bloke behind me complains:
"Tsk...that Jimmy Greaves...he's a lazy sod...all he ever does is score goals..."

Best
Striker called Mike Trebilcock (Yes. Really) Used to play for Everton.
Voice from crowd:
"Oi Trebilcock...you got six balls as well ?"

1st black player to score in an FA Cup final.

 

[lily_lane]

I was at that game, I hate that 'We pay your benefits' song, why do Southeners have to sing it every Northern team?! Right next to me there was a group of tits waving £20 notes at the Blackburn fans, making out they'd probably never seen one before. People like that do my head, they get one laugh from their mates then think they're the funniest person ever & try to crack jokes all through the game. Nobbers.

:evil: Ignorant louts! :roll:

The truly ugly side of our supporters I'm afraid. :duh:

 

[lily_lane]

1st black player to score in an FA Cup final.

No kidding! What era was that TCO? Have genuinely never heard of him, and feel rotten now.

 

[TheChosenOne]

This one time, in the seventies, a mate of ours, Bob C (who unbeknown to himself was going to prison for armed robbery in Haringey a few weeks later) turned up in the Paxton Road, having been up the shelf for a European match, decided to tell a few friends of mine that he had been mistreated up on the shelf (had a few slaps) by a few of the lads up there. My contemporaries decided to pay a visit to the shelf at half time, whereupon a lot of people got slapped and bumped and a big hole erupted in the home fans area of the shelf, which, to an innocent onlooker looked like the entire shelf had been run out of town by 20 or so loonies from some far flung euro/iron curtain footballing backwater team.

I was there in an observing capacity only.

 

[TheChosenOne]

No kidding! What era was that TCO? Have genuinely never heard of him, and feel rotten now.

The 66 final I think
pre-world cup win.

 

[RickyVilla]

A young lad and his father were sat almost directly behind us in North Upper.

Way before the match started when there's hardly anyone in the stadium this kid stands up and proceeds to send the air blue with every known expletive known to man, and Shady.

Other dad / son groups looked around to see where this high pitched screaming was coming from but did nothing. The lad's father was just sat alongside oblivious to his kid's contribution to the ambience and the effect he was attracting from other suporters.

It went on all game. The stewards acknowledged his presence but didn't muster up any energy to deal with the little shit.

Around 70 minutes, a woman turned around in her seat and let rip at this dad who was sat there, meek and feeble. The dad told his nipper to quieten down, not stop and so it continued at a lower decibel until the end of the game.

One or two people complained to the nearest Steward but as usual nothing happened.

It was not only his choice of vocabulary but the pitch with which he screamed it.

I find that amazing. I almost got chucked out of the Park Lane for supposedly starting the old "Stand up if you....." when they had asked everyone to sit down. I was stood right at the back and had stood the whole game without bothering anyone so why would I start that song? The stewards just don't have a firking clue.

 

[spursfan77]

This is going back a bit...

Worst
Sitting in the Old West Stand. Bloke behind me complains:
"Tsk...that Jimmy Greaves...he's a lazy sod...all he ever does is score goals..."

Best
Striker called Mike Trebilcock (Yes. Really) Used to play for Everton.
Voice from crowd:
"Oi Trebilcock...you got six balls as well ?"

for some stupid reason i havent been on this thread for a couple of days. i'm sorry but thats top draw, must be one of the best shout outs i've heard.

has a thread for best fan comment heard been done recently?

 

[spursfan77]

oh actually while i remember there a woman who looks like pauline fowler who sits near me. just thought i'd share that with you

 

[Dougal]

1st black player to score in an FA Cup final.

1st black player to score in an FA Cup final.

1st black player to score in an FA Cup final.

Did he get a hattrick? :shrug:

 

[Netty]

The 66 final I think
pre-world cup win.

Yep. Spoke to my other half last night (he's going to post the joke on his Everton forum), only played a handfull of games for them apparently. Come on as sub, they were getting beat 2-0 & he came on & scored the winner.