Song for VdV....

[ERO]

didn't bother to read previous posts and meh we can share the song mate. :beer:

Fair enough.

But I aint sharing Sylvia.

 

[Teofilo-Stevenson]

You've missed the most obvious chant - fits his name perfectly and is already an established footie tune...

Vindaloo/Van der Vaart (to the Tune of Vindaloo)

"Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart - Na Nah,

Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart - Na Nah,

Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart and we all love Van-der-Vaart!

He don't play for Chelsea or Man U - RAFA!"

 

[bomberH]

You've missed the most obvious chant - fits his name perfectly and is already an established footie tune...

Vindaloo/Van der Vaart (to the Tune of Vindaloo)

"Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart - Na Nah,

Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart - Na Nah,

Van-der-Vaart, Van-der-Vaart and we all love Van-der-Vaart!

He don't play for Chelsea or Man U - RAFA!"

Seems you missed it :lol: Son of came up with it earlier on in the thread and I agree it's an awesome chant. Not sure about your last line though, would prefer something like 'he's gonna shit all over you....Rafa' or 'i'll let his wife shit on my cock.... Rafa' But then I'd have to add another line to make it clear I'm not singing about Rafa Benitez. His wife probably stinks.

 

[mil1lion]

Torres tune

His armband proved he was a Yid, Der-Vaart, Der-Vaart,
The window closed before the bid, Der-Vaart, Der-Vaart,
We bought the lad at 5 past six,
But no-one gives a fucking shit,
Van Der-Vaart he's Tottenhams Superstar
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na
Van Der-Vaart he's Tottenhams Superstar

 

[Yid-ol]

Torres tune

His armband proved he was a Yid, Der-Vaart, Der-Vaart,
The window closed before the bid, Der-Vaart, Der-Vaart,
We bought the lad at 5 past six,
But no-one gives a fucking shit,
Van Der-Vaart he's Tottenhams Superstar
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na
Van Der-Vaart he's Tottenhams Superstar

I like this :clap:

Vindaloo one is good also

 

[stevethfc]

Torres tune

His armband proved he was a Yid, Der-Vaart, Der-Vaart,
The window closed before the bid, Der-Vaart, Der-Vaart,
We bought the lad at 5 past six,
But no-one gives a fucking shit,
Van Der-Vaart he's Tottenhams Superstar
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na
Van Der-Vaart he's Tottenhams Superstar

Oh please stop it with this tired old tune. This is worse than someone elses effort of 'Robbie Keane Tottenhams Prodigal Son'

Awful

 

[Stoof]

To the tune of "Give me hope in my heart, keep me praying". You know, the hymn you sang at school with "sing hosana" bit in the middle. Someone with YouTube access help!! Verse and chorus. Oh yes.

Ra-fa-el van der Vaart plays for Tottenham
Ra-fa-el van der Vaart, yiddo
Ra-fa-el van der Vaart plays for Tottenham
His wife is lovely and he cost 8 mil

Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart plays the Tottenham Way
Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart
Give us Rafa every day

 

[chrissivad]

You can stick your transfer deadline up your arse
You can stick your transfer deadline up your arse
You can stick your transfer deadline, stick your transfer deadline, stick your transfer deadline up your arse

Coz we got Rafa after six
Coz we got Rafa after six
Coz we got Rafa, we got Rafa, we got Rafa after six.

:lol:

Torres tune

His armband proved he was a Yid, Der-Vaart, Der-Vaart,
The window closed before the bid, Der-Vaart, Der-Vaart,
We bought the lad at 5 past six,
But no-one gives a fucking shit,
Van Der-Vaart he's Tottenhams Superstar
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na
Van Der-Vaart he's Tottenhams Superstar

i do like this one as well :clap:

To the tune of "Give me hope in my heart, keep me praying". You know, the hymn you sang at school with "sing hosana" bit in the middle. Someone with YouTube access help!! Verse and chorus. Oh yes.

Ra-fa-el van der Vaart plays for Tottenham
Ra-fa-el van der Vaart, yiddo
Ra-fa-el van der Vaart plays for Tottenham
His wife is lovely and he cost 8 mil

Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart plays the Tottenham Way
Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart
Give us Rafa every day

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[JerryGarcia]

Only Fools and Horses theme...

With Van der Vaart we're guaranteed,
To win a cup or win the league,
His wife is hot-ter, than Clancy,
Keep her a-way from Crouchy!

Rafa Van der Vaart,
We've got Van der Vaart,
Long live Van der Vaart
Said Rafael, Van der Vaart,
Rafael Vander Vaart.

 

[Dougal]

Only Fools and Horses theme...

With Van der Vaart we're guaranteed,
To win a cup or win the league,
His wife is hot-ter, than Clancy,
Keep her a-way from Crouchy!

Rafa Van der Vaart,
We've got Van der Vaart,
Long live Van der Vaart
Said Rafael, Van der Vaart,
Rafael Vander Vaart.

C'est magnifique

 

[LukaMotion]

I'm gonna cheekily repost mine cause it's easily the best one yet but i'm sure you all just missed it the first time round :wink:

To the tune of Mull of Kintyre, or Valley floyd road (the Charlton version)

Van Der Vaart
We bought him for 8 million quid
From Real Madrid
And now he's a Yid we'll sing Van Der Vaart.

Many goals will he score
Many shots he will hit
He wouldn't play for Arsenal cause they are just shit.

He'll win us the Champions League on his own
Singing Van Der Vaart
The best player ever known.

 

[bomberH]

I bet as usual none of these come good, it'll be a rehash of a boring tune. I'll def give the vindaloo one a try though. Has 'rafa van de vaart' to the tune of 'ooh Pat Van den Hauwe' been mentioned yet? That'll be a reasonably simple one to catch on.

 

[Kendall]

Yep, you just know the Berbatov/Palacios chant will be applied to this one.

 

[Son_Of]

I bet as usual none of these come good, it'll be a rehash of a boring tune. I'll def give the vindaloo one a try though. Has 'rafa van de vaart' to the tune of 'ooh Pat Van den Hauwe' been mentioned yet? That'll be a reasonably simple one to catch on.

cheers! i'm not going to a game til october or i'd try it myself. i've had 4 separate reps for the vindaloo suggestion
by the time i get to a match no doubt the masses will have settled on La Donna E Mobile from Verdi's Rigoletto again.

 

[Son_Of]

Yep, you just know the Berbatov/Palacios chant will be applied to this one.

i.e. this

 

[JoeT]

It will probably never catch on as a chant, but 'bomberH' your "Elvis, Wooden Heart" song is brilliant!!

 

[smudger]

he wears 11
his missus is from heaven
van der vaart ......van der vaart

i'll get my coat ;-)

 

[spurslenny]

To the 'Club' biscuit advert tune...


We've got a bit of orange in our midfield
VAN DER VAART!!!!!!!!






and it's goodnight from me.

 

[spurslenny]

To the 'Club' biscuit advert tune...


We've got a bit of orange in our midfield
VAN DER VAART!!!!!!!!






and it's goodnight from me.

 

[roosh]

You can stick your transfer deadline up your arse
You can stick your transfer deadline up your arse
You can stick your transfer deadline, stick your transfer deadline, stick your transfer deadline up your arse

Coz we got Rafa after six
Coz we got Rafa after six
Coz we got Rafa, we got Rafa, we got Rafa after six.

Yes