songs for players needed!

[Andy]

Just made up this doozy of a song for Niko to the tune of copacabana:

His name is Niko, Niko Kranjcar,
the greatest player from Croatia,(or: one of harrys lads from croatia)
His name Niko, Niko Kranjcar,
Footballs his passion and his left foot is smashing,
Niko Kranjcar, Niko we love!

can anyone do any better?

we need songs for Lennon and Dawson too!

 

[gibbs131]

"Kranjcar! Kranjcar! Kranjcar! Kranjcar!"


To the W@nker! W@nker! W@nker! W@nker! chant often leveld at refs.

Kinda like turning around the Yiddo chant back on rival fans and turning it into something positive.

 

[SoulDog]

and a song for jenas and modric.

 

[Delboy10]

If he's left foot is "smashing" why doesn't he use it more often? ;-)

 

[Adam]

D-I-S-C-O!

A-ssou-E-ko-tto!

 

[ShelfSide18]

It's been posted here before so not my own work but I like - 'dontcha wish your left back was BAE, dontcha!' to the tune of the Pussycat Dolls 'song'.

 

[C0YS]

I thought we had one for modders...cant remember what it was.

Lennon and daws have their own songs, they are a bit generic however

 

[ShelfSide18]

Jermaine Jenas's magic, he wears a magic hat, he plays for Tottenham Hotspur, he's such a lovely chap, he scores them with his left foot, he scores them with his right, and when we're playing Arsenal he scores all f***ing night!

Can't see that catching on tbh.

 

[simyid]

night fever, night fever Ekotto knows how to do it

 

[C0YS]

Jermaine Jenas's magic, he wears a magic hat, he plays for Tottenham Hotspur, he's such a lovely chap, he scores them with his left foot, he scores them with his right, and when we're playing Arsenal he scores all f***ing night!

Can't see that catching on tbh.

It should though

 

[Razzmatazz]

*to the Flintstones theme*

Michael, Michael Dawson, he's the greatest centre back who's not King
From the, Lane in Tottenham, he's a yiddo and he's got two knees



he's 9 foot tall, he heads the ball and clearly sees your house
he's got it all, he's ultra cool his name is Peter Crouch
PETER CROUCH PETER CROUCH!

 

[ealingspur]

in all seriousness, we need to stop this crappy "you can stick sol campbell up your arse" - who the hell are we singing it to? it makes such little sense. We have a player who's last name is king, who's first name is two syllables and was a spurs fan and youth product - we should be taking advantage of it:

ledley... ledley. ledley... ledley, born as the King of white hart lane.

simples.

 

[RobinLeonard]

Duran Duran - Rio

His name is Niko and he plays for Tottenham...

 

[Equilibrium]

Duran Duran - Rio

His name is Niko and he plays for Tottenham...

Brilliant.

 

[Spurger King]

To daisy daisy..

Niko, Niko, plays for the Tottenham..

To Go West..

Gomes..he's our number one...

To Beadle's about...

Watch out..Crouchy's about...

 

[antiloqus]

i liked the one for Niko that was in a thread after the game at the weekend. something about him costing fuck all.

 

[werty]

ledley... ledley. ledley... ledley, born as the King of white hart lane.

simples.

Indeed. I've wanted that song sung for him for years now. It'll never happen though.

i liked the one for Niko that was in a thread after the game at the weekend. something about him costing fuck all.

There's only one Niko Kranjcar
There's only one Niko Kranjcar
He's great with the ball
He cost us fuck all
Walking in a Kranjcar wonderland

 

[rebrab]

to the torres song

Hoddle ain't a patch on you my son, my son
that's why we play you huddlestone, lestone
he's got the touch he's got the pass,
he's got the shot he's got the class
Tom Huddlestone Tottenham number six

 

[antiloqus]

There's only one Niko Kranjcar
There's only one Niko Kranjcar
He's great with the ball
He cost us fuck all
Walking in a Kranjcar wonderland

Word.

 

[werty]

to the torres song

Hoddle ain't a patch on you my son, my son
that's why we play you huddlestone, lestone
he's got the touch he's got the pass,
he's got the shot he's got the class
Tom Huddlestone Tottenham number six

Sorry Rebrab, but that's terrible :lol: