Songs for Pochettino

[Rocksuperstar]

To "Hallelujah"

He played for La Albiceleste
Now wears a cockerel on his vest
The future looked quite Dim before we met you.
We've seen the glory at White Hart Lane,
Now Wembley bound we'll be again
So sing his name, Mauricio Pochettino!

Pochettino, Pochettino, Pochettino, Pochettino...

 

[jambreck]

I like:

MoMo MoMoMoMo MoMoMoMo MoMo PO-CHE-TTINO

(2 Unlimited - No Limits)

Gets my vote thus far.

So simple and easy that even our apathetic support should be capable of a few renditions per game.

 

[thinktank]

Oooooh Tino! Tino! Ti-no-o-oh! Tino!
Oooooh Tino! Tino! Ti-no-o-oh! Tino!

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Pochettino will take us to Wembley
His need will go all trembly
Come on you spurs, come on you spurs.

 

[Tafspur]

We love you Pochettino
The truth is Dan Levy chose you
We want to play well
And get to CL
You are a Yido
You hate the A**en-L





now then.....who can guess the tune???!!!??

 

[TheBlueRooster]

"Sacked in the morning"

Or a reworking of the wonderful "Bale Bale Bale Bale" to "Poch Poch Poch Poch"

 

[bomberH]

To Bob the builder.

Pochettino
Can he fix us?
Pochettino
NO HE CAN'T.

Just kidding. Of course he can. The above can be sung if we're 0-4 down at home against Hull with a minute left. If we're 4-0 up, the last line can be changed to 'he only bloody has hasn't he'.

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Is it my imagination
Or have I finally found something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
And what I found was Mauricio and Lamela

Cigarettes and alcohol-slight change to the lyrics to make it more positive...

 

[WhiteStripe]

How about something like...

"Pochettino's blue and white army.... "

 

[Veuve Clicquot]

Oh pochy, oh oooooh oh
He's never won f*ck all, he hates the ars*nal.......

 

[Booney]

Yid Argie!

 

[bomberH]

RSS, the first song that comes into my mind is hallelujah too.

He came from St Mary's to the Lane
Southampton's loss was Tottenham's gain
He celebrated with a glass of vino
A handsome chap and full of grace
There's not one hair that's out of place
He'll bring the good times back will Pochettino

Pochettino
Pochettino
Pochettino
Pochetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiino

Levy said 'I have no fears
I'm gonna give you 5 whole years
Now I'm off to read my weekly Beano'
I must admit that was a lie
He actually reads 'Private Eye'
But that would not have rhymed with Pochettino

Pochettino
Pochettino
Pochettino
Pochetiiiiiiiiiiino

He'll see Lamela's still alive
And we've got roughly 4 or 5
potential world class players like Paulinho.
When Sherwood left there was no doubt
Capoue & Soldado were bashing one out
Cos now they'll flourish under Pochettino

Pochettino
Pochettino
Pochettino
Pochettiiiiiiiino

If things don't go Mauricio's way
We're 8th in the league come the end of May
Levy will explode, that's something we know.
He'll say 'why are results a mess?'
'Lo siento, no habla ingles'
& giggle & walk away will Pochettino

Etc etc.

Yeah I'm off work today.

 

[JamesTheYiddo]

Wo-oh!, wo-oh!
Poch-ettino!
Wo-oh, wo-oh
Poch-ettino!

To the tune of Wings of a dove - Madness

 

[THFCSPURS19]

No really a Poch song but his name could potentially fit the Eriksen song, his name is Mauricio Roberto Pochettino Trossero- if you remove the last name, MRP fits the song... :

Eriksen-sen-sen He is tottenhams 23,
Eriksen-sen-sen came to play for MRP,
To the left, to the right,
He's our midfield dynamite,
When he plays in lillywhite,
He makes Ozil look shite.

 

[riggi]

WE WANT OUR TOTTENHAM BACK!! OUT OUT OUT

 

[PMS]

Pochemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pochemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pochemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pochemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!

 

[Shadydan]

To the tune of fever.

When you see us play good football
When you see us scoring goals
When you see us winning matches
It cause we got Pochettino

Oh Pochettino.....

When he kisses me, he gives me fever all through the night...fever

xxxx <3<3<3<3





Sorry got carried away there

 

[ARMASPUR]

Ohhhhhhh Pochettino.....
He went to Tottenham Hotspur and he won f@*k all.

 

[dixiespurs]

Not much changed from the original but works wellish. To the Killers, when you were young

We sit here in our heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save us from our old ways
Make it a fortress
Watch him now, here he comes

His assistant coach is Jesus
and he's Argentinian...

That's all I got

 

[Larryjanta]

I'm not sure who else we have the chant for, but, phonetically, this is what I want

more-it-see-oh posh-et-een-oh to the tune of; de de . de de .... de de de de

I've written this 20 times but can't work out how to get it across in text and my mind is blank as to who else has it in our team so this will have to do