Songs for Pochettino

[Hoddle&Waddle]

Tired of drifting, searching, shifting from Coach to Coach
For ages now we have been crap
But now we're starting something brand new
C'MON POCHETTINO HE'S A YID
HE'LL TAKE US TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, BELIEVE ME
LEVY SAW THE LIGHT, NOW ARSENAL ARE SHITE, SO FUCK YOOOOOUUU
HERE HE IS A MILLION MILES FROM HOME, THE LILLYWHITE AND BLUE COLOURS BLEED THROUGH HIM
THE POCH HAS COME HOME, A YID TO THE BONE............POCHETTINO!

(followed by)
Du dudu, du du, du du, dudu dudu

To the tune of 'Silver Lady' from the National Express advert

 

[Flashspur]

mmm....try harder




just kidding

 

[Norwegian Spurs fan]

just kidding [/quote]

mmm....try harder




just kidding

No I don't think you did. You got used to hear it from women

 

[Geyzer Soze]

You just know that the only one will be "He came from South-Ampton .... To manage Tottenham"

 

[TheGreenLily]

We own the Falklands
We own the Falklands

No....

 

[onthetwo]

What about something like
"You can keep the Falklands, we keep Pochetino?"

Nice to get some politics on there....makes us look clever!

 

[Geyzer Soze]

What about something like
"You can keep the Falklands, we keep Pochetino?"

Nice to get some politics on there....makes us look clever!

 

[SFCS]

"Pochettino
He dresses smart, he's got a watch... ettino
In the 90s he had a tamagotchi-ttino
He loves the Curling and went to Sotchi...ttino
I'm hungover, too much Scotch..ettino
Oh Pochettino, Poche... Oh nevermind he's been sacked"

To the tune of Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights.

 

[JerryGarcia]

How about to the tune of the Music Man.

*- symbolises a silent 'I'
**- be careful not to say erection

I am the football man, I come from far away and I can play...
Yes I can play.... I play the football.
Pocha, Pocha, tinh-*o, tinh-o, tinh-o,
Pocha, Pocha, tinhi-o, Pochettinho!


He is the football man, He came from far away and he can play...
Oh he can play.... He plays Eriksen.
**Erik, Erik, Eriksen, Eriksen, Eriksen,
Erik, Erik, Eriksen, Christian Eriksen!



Or


Pochettinho and his dog, went to mow a meddow...

 

[Gbspurs]

How about to the tune of the Music Man.

*- symbolises a silent 'I'
**- be careful not to say erection

I am the football man, I come from far away and I can play...
Yes I can play.... I play the football.
Pocha, Pocha, tinh-*o, tinh-o, tinh-o,
Pocha, Pocha, tinhi-o, Pochettinho!


He is the football man, He came from far away and he can play...
Oh he can play.... He plays Eriksen.
**Erik, Erik, Eriksen, Eriksen, Eriksen,
Erik, Erik, Eriksen, Christian Eriksen!



Or


Pochettinho and his dog, went to mow a meddow...

You know what, I like that one.

All academic anyway as we all know it's going to the same as we always do...

"He came from Southampton, to win with Tottenham. Pochetino-ooooo"

#one song, we only know song, we only know one song!#

 

[cornelius knob]

To the tune of london bridge is falling down

Pochetinno is a yid
is a yid
is a yid
Pochettino is a yid
he hates woolwich (gooners, squatters or whatever)

 

[Gbspurs]

TBH I'd just be happy of we brought back the "blue and white army" chant, Jol style.

"Pochettino's blue and white army".

 

[Richitov]

Oh oh oh he's magic, you know,
Mauricio Pochettinooooo,
he's magic, we know,
and in goal we've got super Hugooooo,
he's magic, we know,
rolls the ball out to Sandrooooo,
he's magic, we know,
passes it to Paulinhooooo,
he's magic, we know,
crosses it to Soldadooooo,
he's magic, we know,
Smashes it into the gooaaaalll
he's magic, we know,
but we still mis Jermain Defoe,
he's magic, we know,
Yid-i-yid-i-yidiooooo!

 

[SlunkSoma]

Po-che-tti-no-o-o: always take Lamela with you
Po-che-tti-no-o-o: always take Lamela.

 

[DanielCHillier]

Po-che-tti-no-o-o: always take Lamela with you
Po-che-tti-no-o-o: always take Lamela.

Unless you go to Barca or Real Madrid etc.

 

[spud]

Apologies if this has been suggested (I don't have time to read all of the thread) but to me the answer is obvious: just shout his name in the same way that argentinians shout 'Argentina'.

Phonetically. 'po-che-tino' in the same way as 'ar-gen-tina'.

You're welcome.

 

[nuttynoah]

To the tune of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"

Mauricio Pochettino
Villa Ardiles Taricco
From Argentina to Spain
Then home to White Hart Lane
Argentinian fella
Erik Lamela

 

[nowayjose]

Using Abba - Gimme, gimme, gimme as a base something could be built. Poche, poche, poche....
Original goes Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day