Stoke City Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

[Pellshek]

I feel pretty much the same tonight as for any other Spurs game: assuming some unforeseen cataclysmic disaster is looming.

 

[nuttynoah]

I'm going russian tonight (much better commentary imo); sky can fark orf.

I'm going Spanish commentary tonight

 

[nailsy]

Shay Given starting!

 

[nedley]

Delayed ko to give Cesc a little more time.

Permission to use that as a FB status?

 

[gushayes11]

Permission to use that as a FB status?

Go for it...

 

[Bus-Conductor]

That's a very decent front 4 the are playing.

 

[Grey Fox]

Tough game tonight pessimist in me says we will get done over. I actually expected Stoke to be the surprise package this season, they have some very good players

 

[punkisback]

That's a very decent front 4 the are playing.

It would be on par with ours if Hughes had Kane.

 

[spursram]

No Tommy Carroll on bench, but 3 defenders including 2 FBs. Might regret that, hope not.

 

[gushayes11]

Shay Given starting!

He must be rusty, nearly 40, hasn't played for a while and seems to be doing a lot of media work in recent weeks.

 

[audrius8]

COYS

 

[TropicalYid]

COYS!

 

[nailsy]

For those watching on Sky, I've just noticed there's a program about Ossie Ardiles on after the match.

 

[Phomesy]

Oh player X, Y or Z is on, fucking ****

Fuck you pundit A, B or C, I don't agree with you

You're ****s channel this that or the other for (insert some babyfood reason in here)

So.......If you were in charge of programming at Sky or wherever, what would be your ideal pundit/commentator line up? And also what content? What would they have to talk about, who would they have to praise up to the nutsack? How would they keep you happy?

Because every week, every fucking week, this thread gets filled with complaints about the pundits, the content, the commentators and anything and everything else you can all think of.

So i'm wondering firstly, what the fuck would keep you happy and secondly, why the fuck you actually watch it when its so awful and bad? Just watch the game, turn the volume off, something, anything, but this has gotten so mind numbingly tediously booring that i'm almost tempted to reach for the fucking pills, swallow thirty, put my head in a three foot long noose made out of elastic and jump from a stool two feet high into an oven at gas mark 6

Soon as I saw Cesc was punditing I raced here to check a) The meltdowns and b) A&C's even bigger melt about the melts.

Spurscommunity - always delivers

 

[worcestersauce]

That's a very decent front 4 the are playing.

I thought that but behind them its all down hill.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

I honestly dont think people would be happy even if Spurs had their own tv channel that broadcasted our games with our own freaking commentators.

On a serious note, the Spurs TV commentator is shite.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

I think I know more about Cesc than my wife now...

In the biblical sense?

 

[Grapo2001]

For those watching on Sky, I've just noticed there's a program about Ossie Ardiles on after the match.

Lies, bet it's about Fabregas!

 

[nedley]

For those watching on Sky, I've just noticed there's a program about Ossie Ardiles on after the match.

Is that before or after the program about Cesc Fabregas and his time with Barcelona under 12's?

 

[Setzthree]

I can't contain myself, this is going to be epic