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Stoke City Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

yankspurs

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Timmy Howard thinks we'll win the title and the wobble from Leicester is coming but he'd like to see Leicester win the title.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Oh player X, Y or Z is on, fucking ****

Fuck you pundit A, B or C, I don't agree with you

You're ****s channel this that or the other for (insert some babyfood reason in here)

So.......If you were in charge of programming at Sky or wherever, what would be your ideal pundit/commentator line up? And also what content? What would they have to talk about, who would they have to praise up to the nutsack? How would they keep you happy?

Because every week, every fucking week, this thread gets filled with complaints about the pundits, the content, the commentators and anything and everything else you can all think of.

So i'm wondering firstly, what the fuck would keep you happy and secondly, why the fuck you actually watch it when its so awful and bad? Just watch the game, turn the volume off, something, anything, but this has gotten so mind numbingly tediously booring that i'm almost tempted to reach for the fucking pills, swallow thirty, put my head in a three foot long noose made out of elastic and jump from a stool two feet high into an oven at gas mark 6 :D
 

Syn_13

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Jul 17, 2008
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Seriously, are they actually going to show our game? I'm a little worried we're just going to hear Carragher and Fabregas chatting shit for the next 2 hours. :shifty:
 

yankspurs

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Aug 22, 2013
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Oh player X, Y or Z is on, fucking ****

Fuck you pundit A, B or C, I don't agree with you

You're ****s channel this that or the other for (insert some babyfood reason in here)

So.......If you were in charge of programming at Sky or wherever, what would be your ideal pundit/commentator line up? And also what content? What would they have to talk about, who would they have to praise up to the nutsack? How would they keep you happy?

Because every week, every fucking week, this thread gets filled with complaints about the pundits, the content, the commentators and anything and everything else you can all think of.

So i'm wondering firstly, what the fuck would keep you happy and secondly, why the fuck you actually watch it when its so awful and bad? Just watch the game, turn the volume off, something, anything, but this has gotten so mind numbingly tediously booring that i'm almost tempted to reach for the fucking pills, swallow thirty, put my head in a three foot long noose made out of elastic and jump from a stool two feet high into an oven at gas mark 6 :D
I honestly dont think people would be happy even if Spurs had their own tv channel that broadcasted our games with our own freaking commentators.
 

etchedchaos

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Jun 1, 2006
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Oh player X, Y or Z is on, fucking ****

Fuck you pundit A, B or C, I don't agree with you

You're ****s channel this that or the other for (insert some babyfood reason in here)

So.......If you were in charge of programming at Sky or wherever, what would be your ideal pundit/commentator line up? And also what content? What would they have to talk about, who would they have to praise up to the nutsack? How would they keep you happy?

Because every week, every fucking week, this thread gets filled with complaints about the pundits, the content, the commentators and anything and everything else you can all think of.

So i'm wondering firstly, what the fuck would keep you happy and secondly, why the fuck you actually watch it when its so awful and bad? Just watch the game, turn the volume off, something, anything, but this has gotten so mind numbingly tediously booring that i'm almost tempted to reach for the fucking pills, swallow thirty, put my head in a three foot long noose made out of elastic and jump from a stool two feet high into an oven at gas mark 6 :D

Have Gary Neville do it all.
 

Spurger King

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Jul 22, 2008
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I honestly dont think people would be happy even if Spurs had their own tv channel that broadcasted our games with our own freaking commentators.

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Mr Pink

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Aug 25, 2010
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Oh player X, Y or Z is on, fucking ****

Fuck you pundit A, B or C, I don't agree with you

You're ****s channel this that or the other for (insert some babyfood reason in here)

So.......If you were in charge of programming at Sky or wherever, what would be your ideal pundit/commentator line up? And also what content? What would they have to talk about, who would they have to praise up to the nutsack? How would they keep you happy?

Because every week, every fucking week, this thread gets filled with complaints about the pundits, the content, the commentators and anything and everything else you can all think of.

So i'm wondering firstly, what the fuck would keep you happy and secondly, why the fuck you actually watch it when its so awful and bad? Just watch the game, turn the volume off, something, anything, but this has gotten so mind numbingly tediously booring that i'm almost tempted to reach for the fucking pills, swallow thirty, put my head in a three foot long noose made out of elastic and jump from a stool two feet high into an oven at gas mark 6 :D

I'd normally agree with you, but come on A&C, tonight is a complete piss take from Sky IMO.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Have Gary Neville do it all.
:D

What everything?

I remember when he first starting getting praised on here, some of our ersatz experts got quite uppitty about it, saying he was a **** and didn't know what he was talking about because a lot of what he was saying didn't tally with their onions. It was actually quite amusing to watch :p
 

etchedchaos

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Jun 1, 2006
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:D

What everything?

I remember when he first starting getting praised on here, some of our ersatz experts got quite uppitty about it, saying he was a **** and didn't know what he was talking about because a lot of what he was saying didn't tally with their onions. It was actually quite amusing to watch :p

I just like that he leaves his bias at the door and articulates his points well, also he tends to get things right which helps.
 
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