Sunday Times - 150 sportsman (inc footballers) doping scandal

[theShiznit]

I think we all know where Vardy gets his injections...

Spoiler

I've got a bad wrist honest gov, you can't remove that...

 

[Hazardousman]

Kante, Mahrez and Vardy all need looking at anyway, their overall performance levels and quick turnaround on injuries is hugely suspect.

 

[nightgoat]

Leicester's main cheerleader the BBC don't mention them at all in their reporting of this...

 

[Hazardousman]

Leicester's main cheerleader the BBC don't mention them at all in their reporting of this...

Of course they wouldn't, that would ruin the "fairytale" lol.

 

[panoma]

video by sunday times

https://www.facebook.com/timesandsu...ws-_-415978548-_-Imageandlink&linkId=22999798

 

[Spurger King]

intresting read

http://footballisfixed.blogspot.no/2016/03/webb-of-lies.html

Completely made up. Wouldn't bother with it.

 

[panoma]

Completely made up. Wouldn't bother with it.

aha. deleting then^^

 

[nightgoat]

intresting read

http://footballisfixed.blogspot.no/2016/03/webb-of-lies.html

I was going to post that as well. It reads like a standard conspiracy theory, but the stuff about refs is interesting. Scores of people on here have commented on how Leicester have had so many decisions going their way this season.

 

[JerryGarcia]

I for one would be absolutely stunned if it turned out Jack Wilshere was on drugs.

How does the song go? No the drugs don't work they just make you worse...

 

[Rocksuperstar]

We're alright, as long as Howard Stark doesn't come forward with details of the serum he's going to give to Tom Carroll

 

[E.L.Strict]

Hahahahaha.

As part of the service Bonar was offering to the undercover reporters, he introduced them to Rob Brinded, a former fitness coach at Chelsea football club. Bonar said the pair had “collaborated on a lot of clients”. He added: “We are a great team.” Brinded revealed to the reporters that he had been told that a number of Chelsea players were taking banned sports drugs during his time at the club between 2001 and 2007.

Wasn't Ranieri there during this time? Anyway, a quick look at that RobBrinded.com website yields some hilarious results.

"I'm Rob Brinded and I'm a High Performance Specialist. I work with professional sports people, world class entertainers, entrepreneurs and corporate executive teams, and have previously worked in Elite Football, the English National Ballet School, and many more. Find out how I discovered this cutting edge approach to high performance..."

It appears that this section has been edited in the last couple of days. The google cached version for 1st April says "I'm Rob Brinded and I'm a High Performance Specialist. I work with professional sports people, world class entertainers, entrepreneurs and corporate executive teams, and have previously worked with Chelsea FC, Barcelona FC, the English National Ballet School, and many more. Find out how I discovered this cutting edge approach to high performance..."

This is my favourite bit:

"What is it?

High performance energetics is an approach to performance and wellness that resolves problems almost instantly. It combines energetic work with a deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology and quantum physics."



"
Who I Work With
I work with high performers who are looking to achieve even more from themselves. My clients – who are used to operating this level of peak performance regularly – share a few common characteristics:

• 
  
  
  • They are progressive and open-minded; they’re willing to try everything, in the pursuit of their own peak performance.
  • They’re not looking for the kind of ‘healing’ that takes time; they want instant results even if others keep insisting it will take time."

 

[shelfmonkey]

Hmm, fishy?!!!!!

 

[theShiznit]

Hahahahaha.



Wasn't Ranieri there during this time? Anyway, a quick look at that RobBrinded.com website yields some hilarious results.

"I'm Rob Brinded and I'm a High Performance Specialist. I work with professional sports people, world class entertainers, entrepreneurs and corporate executive teams, and have previously worked in Elite Football, the English National Ballet School, and many more. Find out how I discovered this cutting edge approach to high performance..."

It appears that this section has been edited in the last couple of days. The google cached version for 1st April says "I'm Rob Brinded and I'm a High Performance Specialist. I work with professional sports people, world class entertainers, entrepreneurs and corporate executive teams, and have previously worked with Chelsea FC, Barcelona FC, the English National Ballet School, and many more. Find out how I discovered this cutting edge approach to high performance..."

This is my favourite bit:

"What is it?

High performance energetics is an approach to performance and wellness that resolves problems almost instantly. It combines energetic work with a deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology and quantum physics."



"
Who I Work With
I work with high performers who are looking to achieve even more from themselves. My clients – who are used to operating this level of peak performance regularly – share a few common characteristics:

• 
  
  
  • They are progressive and open-minded; they’re willing to try everything, in the pursuit of their own peak performance.
  • They’re not looking for the kind of ‘healing’ that takes time; they want instant results even if others keep insisting it will take time."

If the guy's site has been altered, it shows the clubs involved have already been alerted and are doing damage control...

Imagine if Leicester fielded an U-21 side tomorrow

(Say in Mr Humphries Ranieri's pigeon English) "Everybody is injure with a bug I am disappoint"

 

[fedupyid]

This scares me, because he will not be the only doctor doing this and it will take just one of them to be treating a Spurs player and our season will be worthless.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

I think this is a load of bollocks TBH.

 

[E.L.Strict]

More from Rob Brinded

"after spending years searching for additional methods to give people faster results and relief from their physical, emotional and mental pain – in 2010 I made a pivotal breakthrough in my work.

This breakthrough was a result of meeting Dr. Kam Yuen, a Shaolin Grand Master of Kung Fu and a master of energy work. My personal experience of this work – helping me to overcome my own severe back and leg pain in less than one minute – led me to discover and hone my own approach to achieving optional wellness, peak performance and self mastery."

Running list of confirmed 'quantum physicians' (dopers):

Chelsea,
Barcelona,
The English National Ballet School,
and Dr. Kam Yuen, a Shaolin Grand Master of Kung Fu.

 

[theShiznit]

BREAKING pictures of the Leicester team bus getting ready for the journey to the match tomorrow.

Spoiler

We're high on life man.
the drugs are incidental...

 

[E.L.Strict]

Testimonials section:

"Best shape of my life…

Rob got me in the best shape of my life. I hope we will continue to work together.


– Eidur Gudjohnsonn, Iceland International (captain) and Shijiazhuang Ever Bright F.C"

 

[coypu]

Yesterday Talksport were reporting this as 'explosive news that will blow the sporting world apart and embroiled Premier League footballers'. They even gave their opinion that the author of the report was the man who tenciously pursued Lance Armstrong ending his career, which made the report most likely to be true. This morning not one mention on the Sports Breakfast.

I stand corrected, its taken just over an hour.

 

[spurs mental]

If this turns out to be true and Leicester are found to have taken some of these what is the likely outcome? A ban for the players or a fine? How quickly will it be?