The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 12 August 2011

[kdspur]

I think they would sell for 30m approx, (all the 80m talk a few months ago was bollocks). But, can we afford the wages? here we go again..

is it possible in all our search for strikers going back maybe 2 windows that only now levy is going out to speak to porto re the hulk or falcao. Surely not!!! and why is levy going out if its only that, talks with club?? why go over there when a simple telephone call will do

dl - hi mr porto chairman. dl here in the north london shithole you seen on news for past week

porto - oh yes , i know ur team now...u have white jerseys??

DL- we wud like the hulk to clear up the mess

porto -- 40 million

dl -- 10 miliion?

porto --45 million

DL-- see you next year...same bat time same bat channel???

 

[Mystery]

is it possible in all our search for strikers going back maybe 2 windows that only now levy is going out to speak to porto re the hulk or falcao. Surely not!!! and why is levy going out if its only that, talks with club?? why go over there when a simple telephone call will do

dl - hi mr porto chairman. dl here in the north london shithole you seen on news for past week

porto - oh yes , i know ur team now...u have white jerseys??

DL- we wud like the hulk to clear up the mess

porto -- 40 million

dl -- 10 miliion?

porto --45 million

DL-- see you next year...same bat time same bat channel???

Awesome :rofl:

 

[gibbospurs]

Yes I hope he enjoys the red cheese up there :grin:

Leicester then? not LA.

 

[matrixity]

is it possible in all our search for strikers going back maybe 2 windows that only now levy is going out to speak to porto re the hulk or falcao. Surely not!!! and why is levy going out if its only that, talks with club?? why go over there when a simple telephone call will do?

THIS, and maybe he's going personally because a deal is already in place?

 

[pal90]

On the outward moves, the Stoke forum seems to think that their Crouch deal is off., Supposedly couldn't agree terms with the player. They still hope they'll get Wilson, though.

It's all a bit surreal over there. There's one ITK called Dave who they treat a bit like a demi-god. Think "Ask Dan Ashcroft" from a couple of years back but 100 times worse.

 

[sweyid]

I reckon that the discussions are pretty far along if Levy has flewn to Portugal. Can't see him going down there and start discussing from scratch. Hope it's just details to discuss and that we'll have a striker announced come monday!

 

[tttcowan]

dl - hi mr porto chairman. dl here in the north london shithole you seen on news for past week

porto - oh yes , i know ur team now...u have white jerseys??

DL- we wud like the hulk to clear up the mess

porto -- 40 million

dl -- 10 miliion?

porto --45 million

DL-- see you next year...same bat time same bat channel???

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Cue comments relating to "transfers not being that simple" and "this isn't football manager". Whatever, everything can be done over the phone, see transfer deadline day. This flying around malake is bizzare imo.

 

[hcclnoodles]

mix blue and yellow you get green = hulk

 

[kdspur]

THIS, and maybe he's going personally because a deal is already in place?

or maybe he is going on holiday to get awy for while.

maybe he is going to see what all the fuss about porto players is all about and introduce himself?

maybe this is all a waste of time or he isnt even there??

im thinking the first part of last sentence myself. cheers for info though.

 

[SpurSince57]

I was just pointing something out! why do you critise every post?? You are a helmet!!

I don't critise [sic] every post. Just the really dumb ones.

So you pointed out that someone's international scoring record is poor. How perspicacious of you! You didn't stop to think, though, that what you pointed out was totally irrelevant.

 

[Krafty]

I hope it isnt Cardozo. Looks like a right lump, who out-muscles weak defenders and scores goals for a top team in a weak league. Has a great left foot but lacks the agility to succeed in a faster, tougher league. I think he would be an absolutely massive failure.

 

[kdspur]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Cue comments relating to "transfers not being that simple" and "this isn't football manager". Whatever, everything can be done over the phone, see transfer deadline day. This flying around malake is bizzare imo.

50 million plus two magic beans

 

[felmani26]

Looks like a lot has happened, could anyone be so nice as to post a quick summary please?

 

[THOWIG]

I hope it isnt Cardozo. Looks like a right lump, who out-muscles weak defenders and scores goals for a top team in a weak league. Has a great left foot but lacks the agility to succeed in a faster, tougher league. I think he would be an absolutely massive failure.

Yep. Spot on.

 

[sweyid]

Looks like a lot has happened, could anyone be so nice as to post a quick summary please?

Keane to L.A Galaxy.
Adebayor on loan.
Levy looking at players either from Benfica or Porto.

 

[tttcowan]

Looks like a lot has happened, could anyone be so nice as to post a quick summary please?

Nothings actually happened but It's all very complicated.:roll:

 

[marvel]

50 million plus two magic beans

or 1 magic beanpole (Crouch)

 

[kdspur]

Looks like a lot has happened, could anyone be so nice as to post a quick summary please?

adebayor is going to bang in 40 prem goals this season for us, hulk will get 76 assists for us . keano on way to la galaxy so his claudine can be best buddies with victoria and break into MTV, the hills or whatevr u call it.

apart from that nothing!!!

 

[Berglad]

Pulling the plug on Llorente and going for Cardozo? I think not, puke.

haven't seen this yet but Peanut seems to confirm Keane to the LA Galaxy, from COYS:

Had a drink so going to break my policy of only commenting on "non-stories" to say this is a goer.

 

[felmani26]

Keane to L.A Galaxy.
Adebayor on loan.
Levy looking at players either from Benfica or Porto.

Nothings actually happened but It's all very complicated.:roll:

adebayor is going to bang in 40 prem goals this season for us, hulk will get 76 assists for us . keano on way to la galaxy so his claudine can be best buddies with victoria and break into MTV, the hills or whatevr u call it.

apart from that nothing!!!

Much obliged gentlemen!