The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 15th August 2016

[doctor stefan Freud]

Replace the L with an R and Pilates becomes a much more intriguing lifestyle choice

 

[eddiev14]

we have something resembling itk from slim shany on ftl (20 000 posts): Christian eriksen news
Him and his girlfriend are very settled in london
Just bought a nice place in Hampstead
He says he will be signing a new contract soon
Source is My friend/neighbour who is friendly with Sabrina and Christian as they lived next to her parents in Hampstead when they first moved to london
She also teaches them Pilates and just started teaching Harry Kane and his girlfriend too

If she wants to keep them as clients she probably needs to keep a lid on it.

 

[ross the saint]

Blokes do pilates??! What a world we live in.

They'll be doing yoga next

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

They'll be doing yoga next

Replace the g with a d and they sound like high niche perverts

 

[cliff jones]

Nows not the time for Levy bashing.

Yeah, he didn't fund the last time we made the big time and we fell away again. But this summer he's done a good job, and I credit him for pulling Wembley off and pricing the group games so reasonably.

Eriksen needs a performance this weekend and to sign up soon, hope the nosy neighbours are proved right.

 

[Snarfalicious]

we have something resembling itk from slim shany on ftl (20 000 posts): Christian eriksen news
Him and his girlfriend are very settled in london
Just bought a nice place in Hampstead
He says he will be signing a new contract soon
Source is My friend/neighbour who is friendly with Sabrina and Christian as they lived next to her parents in Hampstead when they first moved to london
She also teaches them Pilates and just started teaching Harry Kane and his girlfriend too

Pilates is a great way to achieve better sex. this is ITK.

 

[Gb160]

If she wants to keep them as clients she probably needs to keep a lid on it.

Just completely outed his source, not really wise at all.

 

[chinaman]

Pilates is a great way to achieve better sex. this is ITK.

Does she teach sex as well?

 

[thinktank]

Blokes do pilates??! What a world we live in.

Great for core strength.

 

[thinktank]

They'll be doing yoga next

Fat Sam had his Bolton players doing yoga years ago when they were a decent team.

Think Brad did it all the way through his time with us as well.

 

[yankspurs]

Pilates is a great way to achieve better sex. this is ITK.

Meh, we all just disappoint them anyway. Might as well just spend the extra hour drinking so she turns from a soft 5 into a hard 7

They'll be doing yoga next

Ive learned not to hate on yoga. Do bikram yoga once, and you'll be drenched in sweat to the point your squeezing the sweat out of your clothes. Nasty. This, btw, is ITK.

Anywho, back to the actual bit of itk, this has to be the first yoga teacher itk, right? I'll take it!

 

[Snarfalicious]

Does she teach sex as well?

"Pilates" is just a front.

 

[ross the saint]

Fat Sam had his Bolton players doing yoga years ago when they were a decent team.

Think Brad did it all the way through his time with us as well.

Thanks for the info.

Not like it was a tongue-in-cheek statement or anything.

 

[millsey]

Nows not the time for Levy bashing.

Yeah, he didn't fund the last time we made the big time and we fell away again. But this summer he's done a good job, and I credit him for pulling Wembley off and pricing the group games so reasonably.

Eriksen needs a performance this weekend and to sign up soon, hope the nosy neighbours are proved right.

Out of interest, why has he done a good job this summer?

 

[chinaman]

"Pilates" is just a front.

That's OK; I only do from the front.

 

[Disconosebleed]

Out of interest, why has he done a good job this summer?

Because he made the signings we needed in the right positions early in the summer? Basically everything people have criticised him for not doing before.

 

[millsey]

Because he made the signings we needed in the right positions early in the summer? Basically everything people have criticised him for not doing before.

Well some would think we need a player to make the difference when teams park the bus. To challenge Ali in no 10 role

 

[millsey]

Lots of dohs, no explanations why we've had such a good window. We've had an ok one. 2 players in, both squad players. One of smallest spenders in league. It's ok. Just not good in my opinion

 

[Disconosebleed]

We signed players in positions where we were weak, which was the main problem last season. Yeah, it would be a better window if we went out and signed someone fantastic to compete for the attacking midfield positions, but that would just be the icing on the cake - it's been a positive window for us so far. We've signed two players who can compete for starting positions without losing anyone important. Whinging about the total spend seems beside the point when we've strengthened in the positions that needed strengthening. There's a lot to be said for allowing this young group of players to develop rather than overhauling the squad with a few expensive signings that may or may nor succeed, and will hinder the development of the players coming through.

 

[BedfordshireSpud]

That's OK; I only do from the front.

You are missing out there Chinaman.