The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 19th August 2017

[Oshi]

According to Urban Dictionary

Pot noodle = "To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate."
Gamechanger = "The act of pulling out your dick, instantly changing any plausible situation into something utterly different"
Winnered = "There aren't any definitions for winnered yet"

Hope this helped

Winnered would be the succesful culmination of a mastebatory event, such as "I Winnered that gamechanger in the Tesco freezer isle, they didnt know what hit 'em".

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

According to Urban Dictionary

Pot noodle = "To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate."
Gamechanger = "The act of pulling out your dick, instantly changing any plausible situation into something utterly different"
Winnered = "There aren't any definitions for winnered yet"

Hope this helped

Winnered= to execute a gamechanger and be met with wild approval by people attracted to you

 

[Waiwonder]

If we nab Martial rose might see that we are signing good players and then not want to leave will get his head down and work hard for us again. Time will tell. Squeaky bum time

 

[Hercules]

This is not ITK, but facts and my response to his work upto now.

Oh Steve Hitchin we love you!

Our signing of the decade along with Poch. Wow!

They (Poch SH) magic you know.

 

[Khilari]

I know I shouldn't, but I pretty much jizzed in my pants following the Martial ITK. Fuck yeah. #wetpatch

 

[neilp]

This is not ITK, but facts and my response to his work upto now.

Oh Steve Hitchin we love you!

Our signing of the decade along with Poch. Wow!

They (Poch SH) magic you know.

Thanks for this, it's always good to know that the background stuff is going well too.

 

[Sandro30]

This is not ITK, but facts and my response to his work upto now.

Oh Steve Hitchin we love you!

Our signing of the decade along with Poch. Wow!

They (Poch SH) magic you know.

Hopefully he finds us someone else with the same quality and class as Luka!

 

[Jamturk]

I'm being obtuse but are you referring to Sanchez or one to come?

I think he is praising Hitchin as a great signing.

 

[SonicSarr]

If we nab Martial rose might see that we are signing good players and then not want to leave will get his head down and work hard for us again. Time will tell. Squeaky bum time

Need to Google Martial do you? Eh Danny? Do you? Exactly, now shut yer cake hole!

 

[nigespurs]

So any money we were going to spend on Barkley can now be spent on Martial. Makes sense

 

[rossdapep]

This is not ITK, but facts and my response to his work upto now.

Oh Steve Hitchin we love you!

Our signing of the decade along with Poch. Wow!

They (Poch SH) magic you know.

Good to know that we have finally gotten it right!!
...and it sounds like they are all singing from the same hymn sheet.

Hope this good work is continuing over the next few days!

 

[carpediem1906]

This is not ITK, but facts and my response to his work upto now.

Oh Steve Hitchin we love you!

Our signing of the decade along with Poch. Wow!

They (Poch SH) magic you know.

Quote from Comolli when SH rejoined us

“Steve was the main reason why we signed Suarez,” said Comolli. “He knew Suarez very, very well from his time at Spurs. And he got the intel that Ajax had made Suarez available for transfer. Nobody else knew that. It gave us a head-start. That is typical of Steve.”

“Steve is very dedicated and committed with a great work ethic. He is incredibly well-connected and his network is very, very good. So he is the centre of a web of information. He is very popular in the scouting community, if you speak to scouts from anywhere in Europe, they all know Steve,” he added.

--- what's striking in particular is the "nobody else knew that" bit ---

Fits in to recent itk of a quick turnaround in circumstances which allowed us to revisit a deal we thought was unattainable

Exciting!

Don't think this would be about Martial; reckon Martial was just smokescreen?

 

[SpartanSpur]

Is Hitchen a negotiator too? If not surely get likes of Sanchez, Foyth and Diop, possibly Seesegnon and Aurier are more his remit than the likes of Martial and Barkley?

Maybe his vision for the team and ability to convince Levy.

If we can get in the top targets this window our squad will be ridiculously strong so I hope it comes off.

 

[Lemon]

This is not ITK, but facts and my response to his work upto now.

Oh Steve Hitchin we love you!

Our signing of the decade along with Poch. Wow!

They (Poch SH) magic you know.

Given this optimistic, as to eclipse Dele, Eriksen, Toby et al. he must have lined up some really special players.

 

[only1waddle]

Is Hitchin a negotiator too? If not surely get likes of Sanchez, Foyth and Diop, possibly Seesegnon and Aurier are more his remit than the likes of Martial and Barkley?

Maybe his vision for the team and ability to convince Levy.

If we can get in the top targets this window our squad will be ridiculously strong so I hope it comes off.

He's our chief scout now, worked with us under Harry too!

 

[Hercules]

Given this optimistic, as to eclipse Dele, Eriksen, Toby et al. he must have lined up some really special players.

He has already been very, very instrumental.

 

[SpartanSpur]

Quote from Comolli when SH rejoined us

“Steve was the main reason why we signed Suarez,” said Comolli. “He knew Suarez very, very well from his time at Spurs. And he got the intel that Ajax had made Suarez available for transfer. Nobody else knew that. It gave us a head-start. That is typical of Steve.”

“Steve is very dedicated and committed with a great work ethic. He is incredibly well-connected and his network is very, very good. So he is the centre of a web of information. He is very popular in the scouting community, if you speak to scouts from anywhere in Europe, they all know Steve,” he added.

--- what's striking in particular is the "nobody else knew that" bit ---

Fits in to recent itk of a quick turnaround in circumstances which allowed us to revisit a deal we thought was unattainable

Exciting!

Don't think this would be about Martial; reckon Martial was just smokescreen?

Now I have visions of Steve Hitchen as Varys from game of thrones with his little birds gathering info across Europe!

Certainly would think Sanchez is all him, maybe he got the early Intel on Martial and Aurier being available too?

 

[Lilbaz]

Winnered= to execute a gamechanger and be met with wild approval by people attracted to you

I thought it was having a wank over that bird out of the wonder years.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I thought it was having a wank over that bird out of the wonder years.

Only if it's witnessed and approved

 

[Clark28]

Now I have visions of Steve Hitchen as Varys from game of thrones with his little birds gathering info across Europe!

hopefully he didn't get the snip as a youngster too.

we were spoiled for ITK yesterday, hopefully today is just as good. Really hope we hear more about this attacking player who may now be obtainable.