The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 27th January 2016

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[topper]

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From Hertyid on COYS:
Anyone know anything about Ademola Lookman?

 

[dtw]

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From Hertyid on COYS:
Anyone know anything about Ademola Lookman?

Full name - Ademola Lookman Olajade Lookman - so good they named him twice?

 

[codspur]

I naffing love this thread. In fact it's borderline whether I like this or us actually signing players more.
The transfer window approaches A&C opens it up and the following are guaranteed window after window

• A&C will mention our mums in a sexual way
• People will Spam
• People will moan about Spam
• Stoof will make some brilliant witheringly sarcastic comments stopping just short of ending them with an 'I rest my case m'lud'
• There will be donation drives
• At least five long time lurkers will announce themselves as long time lurkers and donate
• There will be grammar issues
• The grammar issues will be highlighted
• One player in our squad will become the scapegoat see Jenas, rose, Carrol
• Rivaldo's letter, the colours blue and yellow, and Leandro Damiao will be mentioned
• There will be Nostalgia for past ITKs
• When Bens name is mentioned the words tree and spelling will appear within the next page of posts
• Rob will appear from time to time
• Reach arounds will be offered
• A&C will write some wonderful prose about a sexually deviant bald dwarf and or rewrite the lyrics to a song
• Everyone will spend at least 10 seconds wondering if Dov has a bank of screens like an über security guard covering every Spurs related forum
• Someone will post Twitter and or a photo
• Everyone else will tell them to delete it whilst suggesting the deviant dildo based punishment that A&C will make them the recipient of
• Someone will lose their shit and their access on deadline day
• Someone will post a players name followed by the word goodnight
• We will all be back next time

Anyway as things probably gather pace over the next few days just want to say thanks to Rob and the Mods and all of you for making this the most entertaining place on the web.

 

[TheAmerican]

Full name - Ademola Lookman Olajade Lookman - so good they named him twice?

Look man, just let them name him however they want.

 

[sak11]

I wonder if Berahino will throw a massive strop if we sign Dembele and that forces Pearce's had to give in to a last minute cheeky Levy swoop.

I also hope if it does happen (now or in the summer) Pearce comes out saying it is an undisclosed fee but gives it the big I am only for Footy Leaks to post the deal and show that Levy took him for the fool he is... That would be immense!

if we sign dembele then you can forget about berahino

 

[Vwbottom]

Full name - Ademola Lookman Olajade Lookman - so good they named him twice?

Weren't he Starbucks mate in Battlestar Galatica? If not, I haven't the foggiest.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I naffing love this thread. In fact it's borderline whether I like this or us actually signing players more.
The transfer window approaches A&C opens it up and the following are guaranteed window after window

• A&C will mention our mums in a sexual way
• People will Spam
• People will moan about Spam
• Stoof will make some brilliant witheringly sarcastic comments stopping just short of ending them with an 'I rest my case m'lud'
• There will be donation drives
• At least five long time lurkers will announce themselves as long time lurkers and donate
• There will be grammar issues
• The grammar issues will be highlighted
• One player in our squad will become the scapegoat see Jenas, rose, Carrol
• Rivaldo's letter, the colours blue and yellow, and Leandro Damiao will be mentioned
• There will be Nostalgia for past ITKs
• When Bens name is mentioned the words tree and spelling will appear within the next page of posts
• Rob will appear from time to time
• Reach arounds will be offered
• A&C will write some wonderful prose about a sexually deviant bald dwarf and or rewrite the lyrics to a song
• Everyone will spend at least 10 seconds wondering if Dov has a bank of screens like an über security guard covering every Spurs related forum
• Someone will post Twitter and or a photo
• Everyone else will tell them to delete it whilst suggesting the deviant dildo based punishment that A&C will make them the recipient of
• Someone will lose their shit and their access on deadline day
• Someone will post a players name followed by the word goodnight
• We will all be back next time

Anyway as things probably gather pace over the next few days just want to say thanks to Rob and the Mods and all of you for making this the most entertaining place on the web.

You forgot cabbages

 

[Tom Pops]

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From Hertyid on COYS:
Anyone know anything about Ademola Lookman?

Errr.... Maybe he's just asking a question?

 

[lukadownthelane]

I really want to be able to sing 'there's only 2 Mous(s)a Dembele's!'

Not quite Andy Goram, but still good.

 

[Spursidol]

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From Hertyid on COYS:
Anyone know anything about Ademola Lookman?

Hoping/expecting that's a rhetorical question, and he's simply saying that Lookman is on his way (ie slightly short of deal being done)

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

'Mustachio' made me laugh. Remember that lol

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Offence taken, What's sex?

Something that happened in the 80s

 

[Col_M]

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From Hertyid on COYS:
Anyone know anything about Ademola Lookman?

Yes, I know this one, his nickname just happens to be Mousssa Dembele

 

[Tucker]

So is this Lookman fella any good? All I know is that he is a young striker who plays for charlton.

 

[TWLURK]

JJ on being pestered:

Jetsetyid: ah yes I should divulge privileged info to people I don't even know & then get abused for doing it as well. sorry but not for me

Jetsetyid: if or when I divulge anything it will be on SC not here

Jetsetyid: not just that as we always have lots of things going on & only a few really know


SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE

 

[Grey Fox]

Something that happened in the 80s

I'm only in my 50s so haven't got there yet

 

[Breezer]

I naffing love this thread. In fact it's borderline whether I like this or us actually signing players more.
The transfer window approaches A&C opens it up and the following are guaranteed window after window

• A&C will mention our mums in a sexual way
• People will Spam
• People will moan about Spam
• Stoof will make some brilliant witheringly sarcastic comments stopping just short of ending them with an 'I rest my case m'lud'
• There will be donation drives
• At least five long time lurkers will announce themselves as long time lurkers and donate
• There will be grammar issues
• The grammar issues will be highlighted
• One player in our squad will become the scapegoat see Jenas, rose, Carrol
• Rivaldo's letter, the colours blue and yellow, and Leandro Damiao will be mentioned
• There will be Nostalgia for past ITKs
• When Bens name is mentioned the words tree and spelling will appear within the next page of posts
• Rob will appear from time to time
• Reach arounds will be offered
• A&C will write some wonderful prose about a sexually deviant bald dwarf and or rewrite the lyrics to a song
• Everyone will spend at least 10 seconds wondering if Dov has a bank of screens like an über security guard covering every Spurs related forum
• Someone will post Twitter and or a photo
• Everyone else will tell them to delete it whilst suggesting the deviant dildo based punishment that A&C will make them the recipient of
• Someone will lose their shit and their access on deadline day
• Someone will post a players name followed by the word goodnight
• We will all be back next time

Anyway as things probably gather pace over the next few days just want to say thanks to Rob and the Mods and all of you for making this the most entertaining place on the web.

Falcao Goodnight!

 

[codspur]

Something that happened in the 80s

Cor I can't be arsed to do
Anything when it's that hot

 

[tony0379]

Can that hairy, flea ridden, little twat not just make some ITK up to keep us amused?