The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 29th July 2015

[Archibald&Crooks]

It was @spursandbarca if I remember correctly.

I have a vague memory of everyone being excited about some particular player (possibly Veloso), then he popped up with that gem.

Oh yeah! That was him. Spursandbarca….fuckabaaaaaht. He's still a member I think, although tagging him won't do you any good

 

[Spurger King]

It was Mesut Ozil, wasn't it?

That's the one.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

How the fuck do you lot remember all this stuff from years ago yet struggle to stay on topic in here?

 

[codspur]

Ahhh yes, bits are coming back to me now……...he posted Bayern in for (can't remember the players name) and that was it…….Turned out he was giving us a running commentary of whatever Twitter feed the poor sap was following, probably Agent_ITK or someone……...

Was there Twitter then???

 

[@Bobby__Lucky]

Wasn't there a third cabbage added?

Seriously though, stop with the cabbages.

Third cabbage was Clinton Njie following a goat ITK which was 5 coloured cabbages in an olympicesque fashion on a greeting card

 

[mpickard2087]

How the fuck do you lot remember all this stuff from years ago yet refuse to stay on topic in here?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Was there Twitter then???

Yeah First year we allowed it even though I argued long and hard against it but by the second year everyone realised that I am wise and we banned it. Which is annoying, because they realisation that i'm a great big **** always comes before the wise-penny dropping.

 

[Spurger King]

How the fuck do you lot remember all this stuff from years ago yet struggle to stay on topic in here?

God knows. I still remember the Fazza slap-down from years ago as if it was yesterday.

Anyway, in a genuine effort to get back on topic, if JJetset is talking about one cabbage no longer being available, I suspect it's someone like Morgan Schneideroddspelling that was ruled out ages ago. Still hoping for a couple of signings in the near future.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

God knows. I still remember the Fazza slap-down from years ago as if it was yesterday.

Anyway, in a genuine effort to get back on topic, if JJetset is talking about one cabbage no longer being available, I suspect it's someone like Morgan Schneideroddspelling that was ruled out ages ago. Still hoping for a couple of signings in the near future.

The Fazza slap down? Bah, my memory…… Did it have something to do with Ever?

And discussing ITK past is pretty much as on topic as this thread ever gets.

 

[hugrr]

Yeah First year we allowed it even though I argued long and hard against it but by the second year everyone realised that I am wise and we banned it. Which is annoying, because they realisation that i'm a great big **** always comes before the wise-penny dropping.

Remember the Twitter ITK thread, lawdy that was a clusterfuck!

Can we have it back pls

 

[Lilbaz]

God knows. I still remember the Fazza slap-down from years ago as if it was yesterday.

Anyway, in a genuine effort to get back on topic, if JJetset is talking about one cabbage no longer being available, I suspect it's someone like Morgan Schneideroddspelling that was ruled out ages ago. Still hoping for a couple of signings in the near future.

Tbf it is a bit difficult to stay on topic when the Itk is so vague. The only bits today that aren't are from trix. Timo and Ade.

 

[Lilbaz]

The Fazza slap down? Bah, my memory…… Did it have something to do with Ever?

And discussing ITK past is pretty much as on topic as this thread ever gets.

He flipped out about POTL if I remember right. Went nuts.

 

[spurs9]

God knows. I still remember the Fazza slap-down from years ago as if it was yesterday.

Anyway, in a genuine effort to get back on topic, if JJetset is talking about one cabbage no longer being available, I suspect it's someone like Morgan Schneideroddspelling that was ruled out ages ago. Still hoping for a couple of signings in the near future.

It's been pretty much confirmed (via JJ rating posts) that the cabbage no longer an option is a center back, so not Schneiderlin.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Remember the Twitter ITK thread, lawdy that was a clusterfuck!

Can we have it back pls

No, we can't. Because the numbnutted fraternity, which has a membership of pretty much everyone, couldn't seperate the two so we effectively ended up with two ITK discussion threads banging on about the same bollocks

 

[Lilbaz]

No, we can't. Because the numbnutted fraternity, which has a membership of pretty much everyone, couldn't seperate the two so we effectively ended up with two ITK discussion threads banging on about the same bollocks

All the post i did were asking who the person was tweeting and why I should listen to them.

 

[mpickard2087]

That twitter thread was policed far more vigilantly than this one ever has been... Probably because it fucked everyone off

 

[Spurger King]

The Fazza slap down? Bah, my memory…… Did it have something to do with Ever?

And discussing ITK past is pretty much as on topic as this thread ever gets.

You don't remember the Fazza slap-down?

He'd been claiming to be ITK about the Arshavin deal, only for @ever and maybe another mod to tell him, in the main ITK thread, that they'd just been feeding him bullshit for their own amusement and decided to let him know because he was becoming irritating.

The posts were all quickly deleted, but those that were 'there' that day witnessed a put-down of Lisa Riley proportions.

 

[McFlash]

You've just given A&C a stroke

Maybe that'll cheer the old bugger up a bit now then.
Hopefully it was a reach around.

 

[Lilbaz]

You don't remember the Fazza slap-down?

He'd been claiming to be ITK about the Arshavin deal, only for @ever and maybe another mod to tell him, in the main ITK thread, that they'd just been feeding him bullshit for their own amusement and decided to let him know because he was becoming irritating.

The posts were all quickly deleted, but those that were 'there' that day witnessed a put-down of Lisa Riley proportions.

I guess we've got the @Gaz_Gammon itk to add to the memories.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

You don't remember the Fazza slap-down?

Sometimes I go to the bog for a slash and by the time i've reached the top of the stairs i'm scratching my head wondering why I got up from the sofa. What chance have I got remembering stuff that happened five or six years ago. I mean, some stuff sticks, but……..