The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 6 July 2011
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BringBack_leGin
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My contribution to todays thread:
Todays the day. If we sell Modric Levy is a ****. Harry needs to shut up and do some facking training. If we get him I'm going to sex wee everywhere including on all your faces, dogs and grannies. He's not an upgrade/ he won't take us to the next level/ he will want to go to a better club/ typical Harry only signing old domestic players to turn us into Dads Army. He's not tall enough/ fast enough/ skillful enough/ clever enough/ doesn't score enough goals/ scores too many goals/ has a bad attitude/ is too soft for this league/ shagged my mum and shat on my cornflakes. Why can't we ever get anything done on time. Do I want a deadline day transfer? No. Do I want us to haggle over ever last penny? No. Fucking sort it Levy. We should play 433/451/4411/208. We should try and get 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 more season(s) out of him. If we sell him we're small time/ big time/ Hammer time.
Ok, I think I've covered most bases. I might have missed something, but I have to leave something for you ****s to say. Cheerio.
Todays the day. If we sell Modric Levy is a ****. Harry needs to shut up and do some facking training. If we get him I'm going to sex wee everywhere including on all your faces, dogs and grannies. He's not an upgrade/ he won't take us to the next level/ he will want to go to a better club/ typical Harry only signing old domestic players to turn us into Dads Army. He's not tall enough/ fast enough/ skillful enough/ clever enough/ doesn't score enough goals/ scores too many goals/ has a bad attitude/ is too soft for this league/ shagged my mum and shat on my cornflakes. Why can't we ever get anything done on time. Do I want a deadline day transfer? No. Do I want us to haggle over ever last penny? No. Fucking sort it Levy. We should play 433/451/4411/208. We should try and get 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10 more season(s) out of him. If we sell him we're small time/ big time/ Hammer time.
Ok, I think I've covered most bases. I might have missed something, but I have to leave something for you ****s to say. Cheerio.
Darrkespur
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Otherwise known as tapping up and a reinstatement of Chelsea's two year transfer ban?
Viper
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:rofl: Classic, that is the best summary of this thread ever, spot on !!! :up:
tommyt
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You forgot to mock the clown that makes posts like this - its been done several times.
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I actually have some work to do today which is a tad annoying.
Doesn't look like we're close to any outgoings or incomings though so I don't think I'll miss too much.
See you later losers!
Doesn't look like we're close to any outgoings or incomings though so I don't think I'll miss too much.
See you later losers!
codspur
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:lol:
Which reminds me.
During the transfer window SC is offering counselling to members who feel their lives are slipping away from them as they struggle to do a days work, maintain human relationships, shag the wife or other such mundane chores.
Those struggling to work or interact with other humans please contact Nicdic by PM. This will probably involve a chat with a priest. You might not get spiritual satisfaction from it but we can guarantee you'll get a sore arse.
Those struggling to do the horizontal hokey cokey with their wife/girlfriend and for those of your from Norwich, your mums, please contact me.
mattyspurs
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****!!! :wink:
yozza
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:rofl:............fucking brilliant! Have some rep!
smudger
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oh yeah that's take the piss out of all that contribute to the thread, of course people are gonna say all the above what else is there to say???
And people rep that post :duh:
Ps I realise its bblg that wrote that post but is it really that good? Maybe I'm missing something
A&C now there's a comedy writer :razz:
Archie77
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Would have helped if it was funny. Like my sloppy Guiseepe post. Im ok with being unapreciated in my lifetime though.
according to good auld nick collins on sky modric story picking up pace big time. jeez whats going on like. numpties the lot of them. i really hope levy comes out all guns blazing and rattles them all big time to just piss them all off..he better stand his ground and harry too. under no circumstances should player like modric be sold to strengthen rivals.
by way who the fuck is nick collins. watching him for years now and like them all he is the daddy of talking absolute horse shit. he didnt even play professionally did he not that that makes differnce either mind. hoddle was best at playing but he is another who talks shit for a living now
by way who the fuck is nick collins. watching him for years now and like them all he is the daddy of talking absolute horse shit. he didnt even play professionally did he not that that makes differnce either mind. hoddle was best at playing but he is another who talks shit for a living now
Paolo10
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Waiting for SSN to confirm sightings of the Modcopter in the skies above Stamford Bridge and then that **** with the mobile phones will throw his oar in too, run with it all day and update it every hour. Then we'll get the usual phone in idiots phoning up and embarassing themselves.
The club must do everything to find a resolution and if there isn't one, sell him abroad on our terms. We cannot be bullied anymore by other clubs and the media, it's been going on long enough. If he's really that unhappy, which I very much doubt, we'll see what happens. We have talent in the squad and with one or two players are up there with Man United and Chelsea, if Modric can't see that, then his brains must only be in his feet.
I'd be staggered if we can't find a resolution, but football is sadly getting more like this every day. Almost makes you wonder what the fucking point is in contracts at this point.
The club must do everything to find a resolution and if there isn't one, sell him abroad on our terms. We cannot be bullied anymore by other clubs and the media, it's been going on long enough. If he's really that unhappy, which I very much doubt, we'll see what happens. We have talent in the squad and with one or two players are up there with Man United and Chelsea, if Modric can't see that, then his brains must only be in his feet.
I'd be staggered if we can't find a resolution, but football is sadly getting more like this every day. Almost makes you wonder what the fucking point is in contracts at this point.
smudger
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Or........Wow, must be slow day when people are slating others for posting on a forum
Not slating, just couldn't see why everyone was in stiches over a post taking the piss out off everyone that posts
Don't all speak at once people
Seriously...
Where is everyone - it's like everyone got the memo except us :-|
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