The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - Happy Birthday Bulletspur!

[THFCSPURS19]

Lyall says medical is Thursday

This makes me nervous lol

 

[DiscoD1882]

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Today's thread gives a massive Happy Birthday to Bulletspur who deserves a lot of thanks from us for the time he puts into creating match threads in Spurs Chat .

He's celebrating this morning by riding on an Ostrich around his neighbourhood, naked except for a stetson, a nipple clamp on a chain attached to a cock ring and a bright yellow feather stuck up his bum whilst playing Daddy Cool by Boney M loudly. Why wouldn't you.

Later, we've arranged for him to visit the exclusive 'Biscuit Club' where three albino 'short persons' will dance erotically on his chest wearing glam rock wigs, high heels and fishnets whilst touching themselves suggestively and forcing soggy rich tea biscuits up his japs and then sucking them out with a straw.

The lucky bastard.

So join us in wishing biscuit boy a very………

Happy Birthday!

Cryptic?? ?

happy birthday Bullet

 

[Nine while nine]

My congrats to A&C for his fiendish cryptic this morning.

We're all here innocently reading about ostriches and biscuits, totally ignoring the fact that Bullet's avatar (Marley) is a homonym of the country where our imminent signing comes from (Mali).

Well played, sir.

 

[Jamturk]

Am I the only person who doesn't want us to sign a player (irrespective of how good he is) because in all likelihood is guilty of sexual assault?

Guilty you say?

 

[Gb160]

Am I the only person who doesn't want us to sign a player (irrespective of how good he is) because in all likelihood is guilty of sexual assault?

How have you come to that assumption?

 

[arunspurs]

Looks like nonsense of selling before buying is gone...
We are finally acting like a big club - buying the player we want & need early and worry about selling later.

 

[yido_number1]

How have you come to that assumption?

By completely ignoring most of the facts around the case and the fact he hasn't been charged with an offence.

 

[daveduvet]

Many happy returns of the day @Bulletspur …

 

[Graham Minshall]

This makes me nervous lol

Are we signing lyall

 

[Graham Minshall]

Lyall says medical is Thursday

Are we signing Lyall as well?

 

[arunspurs]

 

[SpartanSpur]

Getting Bissouma in early might be a handy little nudge to Winks to consider a potential move to Everton in exchange for Richarlison (which I think would suit all parties).

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Wait this isn’t how this works.

 

[aliyid]

This makes me nervous lol

Wed night or Thurs morning for Chelsea to swoop in and steal?

 

[Snarfalicious]

Great player. We should follow this up by signing more great players.

 

[WorthATry]

Am I the only person who doesn't want us to sign a player (irrespective of how good he is) because in all likelihood is guilty of sexual assault?

Do you honestly think we'd be signing the player if we had any doubts about his innocence?

 

[Aay_Jay_Dee]

Great player. We should follow this up by signing more great players.

I also think we should try to play well with these great players

 

[aliyid]

Never really look into the various highlight reel videos until we’re very close but this news has made me dig a little deeper to see what all the fuss is about.

I’ve always seen him as a very good DM but had no idea just how powerful he is shooting from outside the box

This is an area we often lack when teams sit deep and force us to take long shots so fingers crossed we can wrap it up.

 

[Trix]

Am I the only person who doesn't want us to sign a player (irrespective of how good he is) because in all likelihood is guilty of sexual assault?

There seems to be a bit of conflicting information regarding this. Some media sources are saying it was him, others are saying he was just a witness and it was one of his entourage which is why he was arrested originally, and now he's just part of the investigation.

 

[arunspurs]

Am I the only person who doesn't want us to sign a player (irrespective of how good he is) because in all likelihood is guilty of sexual assault?

I think your concern is quite fair.
I just feel we would not be doing this if we didnt do our due dilligence....and also Brighton have been playing him - which also says they should be convinced beyond doubt as well to his innocence from the beginning.