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Well spend that money so those basterds dont get itNo, we pay corporation tax if the sale gives the company a profit
Im sorry GCHQ, I didnt mean it
Well spend that money so those basterds dont get itNo, we pay corporation tax if the sale gives the company a profit
A hero is born among a hundred, a wise man is found among a thousand, but an accomplished one might not be found even among a hundred thousand men.
Could always make the banner out of players we have already bought/sold.Hasn't there been a jink with the players that make the banner? Perhaps it's as easy as changing the photoshopped players we'll finalize some of these deals. Simples
Could always make the banner out of players we have already bought/sold.
I like the idea of players sold. Knowing our luck we would put a player bought up there and they would get a serious injury the next time they step on to the pitch.
Or maybe we're signing Plato from the Monty Python Greece V Germany Philosopher's football match?
I think Plato wrote something called 'Prophet'.
Hernanes' nickname is 'The Prophet'.
Any chance the quote comes from that Plato text?
Too oldYou could be correct with A&C cryptic
Infact Talksport transfer rumours yesterday linked him with us.
http://talksport.com/football/tottenham-line-lazio-star-after-willian-snub-13082757403
Hernanes is a really good playmaker/attacking mid. If we end up getting Hernanes & Lamela that should give good service to Soldado. But have to say we will be midfield heavy and guess Dembele will miss out in the XI. Hernanes has 2 years left in his deal - Even though he is being quoted 25m, I cannot see us going for him more than 20m.
Too old
6 days left. We'd be lucky to buy 2 players.
28 is not too old - he is in his prime form atm. If we start rejecting players who are at 28, then we will get no one. Sometimes, players need to be brought in for the current team. Players like Pirlo, Raul, Klose are still playing at late 30s. If player is fit enough he is good enough. Hernanes doesnt have any record of serious injury and atm he is Brazil XI let alone in squad.Too old
28 is not too old - he is in his prime form atm. If we start rejecting players who are at 28, then we will get no one. Sometimes, players need to be brought in for the current team. Players like Pirlo, Raul, Klose are still playing at late 30s. If player is fit enough he is good enough. Hernanes doesnt have any record of serious injury and atm he is Brazil XI let alone in squad.
Obviously the deal has to make financial sense to Levy. If its a good deal, then I cant see any problem - because right now, we need a lock picker. Eriksen is a good option, but it looks as though AVB doesnt rate him (like all other bigger clubs). With Willian gone, there are only few internationals who can come into the role.
You all realise A&C is sat at home pissing himself laughing at your guesses, don't you? Sat there, laughing himself into a fit at the attempts to read between the lines of random quotes and assorted bon mots such as he spouts. He's there, can of Speckled Hen and a Bounty bar next to him on the table, chuckling like a demented hyena.
And, almost definitely, masturbating too.
Unless, maybe, this too is ITK...
You all realise A&C is sat at home pissing himself laughing at your guesses, don't you? Sat there, laughing himself into a fit at the attempts to read between the lines of random quotes and assorted bon mots such as he spouts. He's there, can of Speckled Hen and a Bounty bar next to him on the table, chuckling like a demented hyena.
And, almost definitely, masturbating too.
Unless, maybe, this too is ITK...
Just looking up Lamela online to find out more about him and found the following facts;
1. Lamela almost quit football at 15 to concentrate on being the drummer in a death metal band called La Satanista. They were signed to a far right record label 'Def Raspberry'.
2. Lamela was offered the role of Emmanuel in the upcoming Emmanuel XI but turned it down stating 'I'm a man, I can't possibly play that role'.
3. Lamela's best friend's car tax expired last month and he still hasn't renewed it.
4. Lamela's family were very poor. Instead of a ball, he used to practice keepy uppys with a small round orphan who lived nearby.
5. Lamela's nickname is Ezza Lamezza.
6. Lamela brushes his teeth thrice weekly.
7. For all his riches, he is just a mere alkali. He isn't of course, that's just an anagram. He does however like to visit Lake Malira frequently and he is a meal liker. He doesn't and he isn't, they too are anagrams.
8. Lamela is currently serving life for rape.
9. Lamela spells it 'there' instead of 'their' and that irritates his teammates despite none of them knowing English, including Lamela.
10. Lamela is good friends with Paul Weller, Ross Geller, Kasey Keller and Teller from Penn & Teller. They're all nice fellas. Apart from Teller, he suffers with Rubella. Ella. Ella. Eh eh eh.
Like the sound of him. Hope we sign him.
I like Andros Townsend.
Andros Townsend likes our club, his club and wants to do well for us.
I want him to get plenty of chances to improve and turn out to be great.
I don't care about Hulk.