The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE EYE EDITION 22nd July 2014

[SpartanSpur]

@Gards44 Protected Tweets 25s
Vorm is a great signing and fits in with the new philosophy you will see at spurs!

All academic now on that one too by the sounds of it.

I'm a bit concerned about his man crush tweet to Micah Richards before that though. Really don't rate the guy, seriously wasted talent...

 

[Snarfalicious]

@Gards44 Protected Tweets 25s
Vorm is a great signing and fits in with the new philosophy you will see at spurs!

All academic now on that one too by the sounds of it.

I wonder what this "new philosophy" he alludes to is? Perhaps Prem-proven to an extent with some youth with upside mixed in?

 

[arunspurs]

I wonder what this "new philosophy" he alludes to is? Perhaps Prem-proven to an extent with some youth with upside mixed in?

I asked him - Playing from back

 

[Yid-ol]

I asked him - Playing from back

Wasnt that avb's also?

I thibk with who we are being linked with its good youthful players, not ones we need to wait 4 or 5 seasons for.

 

[chinaman]

I like an on topic thread. So today should be the day. Good to read we're set on making 2 signings. Ben Davies and a young CB. Griezmann if it happens would be delightful, but as we haven't officially bid it does seem rather unlikely.

2 ins and 1 out. Our squad keeps growing.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Eye Flash

Several posters are now looking at their posts and thinking "eh"? So that's a start. Thinking.

All hail the eye

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiee!

I've spoken to you before about covertly slipping posters your firm one eye.

 

[SpurSince57]

I wonder what this "new philosophy" he alludes to is? Perhaps Prem-proven to an extent with some youth with upside mixed in?

Stoicism would seem most apt for Spurs.

 

[StanSpur]

Lanzini looks a good prospect would be happy with that (based on a limited youtube video lol)! Surely that would see the end of Lennon though?

At 5 foot 6 he should also replace him as short arse of the squad too

 

[robertgoulet]

I'd enjoy it if there was some sort of list showing who got eye'd, and how long they're booted for, just for giggles. I'm sure A&C and his throbbing member would love to keep us apprised, for entertainment purposes.


I see Gards mentioned Vorm was a good signing. Normally I'd expect Davies/Vorm to be announced in tandem (standing next to eachother, holding their new shirts), but since one is in US and one is in England I wonder how they'll do this?

 

[Mouse!]

I don't understand how talking about other Spurs related stuff in this thread is spam, but the incessant, repetitive dildo/butt-plug/anal penetration related 'humour' isn't?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I don't understand how talking about other Spurs related stuff in this thread is spam, but the incessant, repetitive dildo/butt-plug/anal penetration related 'humour' isn't?

That's why i'm here for you all. Don't beat yourself up about it, you're only human.

 

[HoltbiusMac]

I'd enjoy it if there was some sort of list showing who got eye'd, and how long they're booted for, just for giggles. I'm sure A&C and his throbbing member would love to keep us apprised, for entertainment purposes.


I see Gards mentioned Vorm was a good signing. Normally I'd expect Davies/Vorm to be announced in tandem (standing next to eachother, holding their new shirts), but since one is in US and one is in England I wonder how they'll do this?

Tupac style hologram.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

I don't understand how talking about other Spurs related stuff in this thread is spam, but the incessant, repetitive dildo/butt-plug/anal penetration related 'humour' isn't?

Are you new?

To be fair the dildo chat seems a bit of banter. The "other" Spursy stuff can take the whole thread way off Topic.

 

[codspur]

I don't understand how talking about other Spurs related stuff in this thread is spam, but the incessant, repetitive dildo/butt-plug/anal penetration related 'humour' isn't?

You pervert!!!! wanting to talk about football what kind of a sick minded individual are you!!!!

 

[jezz]

Erm so I get the "eye" for giving some information about our reported interest in a young Argentinian that we actually had Itk about?
Nice

Haha

 

[Mouse!]

That's why i'm here for you all. Don't beat yourself up about it, you're only human.

Christ A&C I thought you'd be the one most bored with it all, tagged in every fifth post in relation to some sort of sodomy.

 

[crokey]

I honestly think we only need Griezmann, a LB (Davies will do I suppose... ) and a CB and we are jamming.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Christ A&C I thought you'd be the one most bored with it all, tagged in every fifth post in relation to some sort of sodomy.

Where HAVE you been?

Look, I know, I really do. But that's just how the cookie has crumbled today. What we haven't had is people giving sermons about Danny Rose, posters plucking names out of thin air resulting in 6 pages of talk about a player someone simply wants us to sign, the intelligensia spouting forth about formations and a whole raft of other stuff that we provide space for in Spurs Chat and just doesn't belong in here. And that's stuff that properly mounts my breasts.

It's pretty much impossible to keep everyone happy, this is wrong, that is wrong and every complaint is like a red hot knitting needle rammed forcefully up my japs. I'd love to keep everyone happy. But I can't. And it saddens me, it really does. Behind the crackling electric sexual tension that oozes from my every pore lies a caring, metrosexual guy, full of love. For your mums.

For me, a bit of light hearted fun is better than all that stuff, so if you can't manage to make a post about the ITK, something about my perfectly formed, peach-like botty will have to do. For now.

After all, I have the Eye. iiiiiiiiee!

 

[Blackrat1299]

I wonder what this "new philosophy" he alludes to is? Perhaps Prem-proven to an extent with some youth with upside mixed in?

Playing two goalkeepers at the same time!

 

[Blackrat1299]

Have we got a Cyclops yet?