The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The SargeantMeatCurtains Birthday edition 23rd July 2015

[Speedy]

Worst itk ever, but I saw benteke on Tottenham Court Road yesterday with his advisors at about 9:30am and thought he'd signed for spurs.

 

[Insomnia]

I'd pmsl if he turned into Heskey. Sooo looks like Ade off & Lambert in then

 

[Speedy]

Have faith bro...the night is the darkest just before dawn....or some bollocks like that.
With all the ITKs saying pretty much the same, we've just gotta keep our fingers crossed that Lerner/Levy can come to an agreement.
Considering DL is seemingly prepared to take a slight hit with prices this summer, I'm confident.

Night isn't darker before the dawn, it's simply relative to the earths rotation. If it's darker at 4am it's because of local cloud cover and is therefore relative to local precipitation levels

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

@Archibald&Crooks I don't ask for much, i really don't.

But what are the chances of making this young man's birthday and naming today's ITK thread in my honour?

EDIT: all of you who rated this 'optimistic'...




Cheers

 

[dirtyh]

@Archibald&Crooks I don't ask for much, i really don't.

But what are the chances of making this young man's day and naming today's ITK thread in my honour?

hmmm, the 'utter wanker thread', got a nice ring to it

only joking mate, happy birthday.

 

[Insomnia]

tip him Bollocks A&C needy ****, Oh & a very Happy Birthday Sargeant

 

[GobbyJJ]

Sarge's Spam? lol Happy Birthday

 

[GobbyJJ]

@Grey Fox As you rated me WTF, which as one of the alleged gods of ITK I don't mind, is there any chance of a signing or juicy transfer snippet today?

 

[Sandro30]

There's some info in the Werner thread. Arguably it should be in here but it's not a regular ITK;

this was posted this morning by a long-time member on Spurs Odyssey. Nothing to suggest that he is a WUM:

swedishspur on SO:

Just passing on in good faith as I still have some journo contacts from my time as a freelance journo working for UEFA.
According to a friend in Germany we've launched an bid for Timo Werner; Stuttgart currently mulling over it, but could well happen as Stuttgart are confident of proper replacement. My friend suspects that we'll have to part with some €11m.

What's the situation with this, Mods? I know there has been ITK from the likes of Jerome r.e Onomah's contract in here previously.

 

[shelfboy68]

@Grey Fox As you rated me WTF, which as one of the alleged gods of ITK I don't mind, is there any chance of a signing or juicy transfer snippet today?

You are not allowed to shake down the itk people for info, its all posted in good faith mate.
We dont want them not to post otherwise we lose our snippets of info.

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

There's some info in the Werner thread. Arguably it should be in here but it's not a regular ITK;



What's the situation with this, Mods? I know there has been ITK from the likes of Jerome r.e Onomah's contract in here previously.

I would delete that ASAP if you value your anal cavity...

 

[Grey Fox]

@Grey Fox As you rated me WTF, which as one of the alleged gods of ITK I don't mind, is there any chance of a signing or juicy transfer snippet today?

Apologies fat fingers on phone if I can find it I will undo snippet coming up

 

[GobbyJJ]

You are not allowed to shake down the itk people for info, its all posted in good faith mate.
We dont want them not to post otherwise we lose our snippets of info.

it was all meant in good humour. The ITK guys are what makes our summers bearable

 

[GobbyJJ]

Apologies fat fingers on phone if I can find it I will undo snippet coming up

Thank you fella

 

[shelfboy68]

it was all meant in good humour. The ITK guys are what makes our summers bearable

Couldnt agree more it gets us through the summer and so far its been a good one for the club.

 

[Singayid]

come on Foxy I'm salivating for your tit(d)bit

 

[Grapo2001]

come on Foxy I'm salivating for your tit(d)bit

Tid bitty

 

[Stoof]

See SC ITK forum innit.

Who: Grey Fox
When: 23rd July
Where: SC

We seem to be very close to a deal on Adebayor only loan or sale seem to be sticking point, could be done as soon as the weekend.

Baldini been talking to a number of Italian clubs mainly with regards to sales expect Churches to go soon and apparently some Interest in Rose and Davies ( will give SC £100 if Rose goes )

Re Lennon and the other misfits, it seems it was they complained about Pochs training methods especially double sessions. Some went to the board and were told to lump it.

Poch very pissed off about MS but still hopeful of getting a dm. As before expect at least 3 more gone and a striker wf and dm in

Don't rate me, rate your rate pop.

 

[gilzeantheking]

There's some info in the Werner thread. Arguably it should be in here but it's not a regular ITK;



What's the situation with this, Mods? I know there has been ITK from the likes of Jerome r.e Onomah's contract in here previously.

We did have some ITK from him during the last Euros IIRC he interviewed one of our players or something like that. He used to be a journo working for UEFA.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Highly interesting from Grey Fox on LB's. If Pochettino is mad about MS, he can drop me an email, I'll tell him who to buy.