- Jul 28, 2012
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Showgirl being rescued by Policeman who carries her from a burning building...
Policeman: Miss you could have been burnt alive in there.
Showgirl: Oh I am a little tipsy and I have a splitting headache. Er, what is that thing snaking itself around my leg?
Policeman: (reddening) oh nothing Miss, its just my truncheon.
Showgirl: My, but you do have very BIG hard truncheon. What's your name then?
Policeman: PC Bernard at your service Miss.
That kind of sums up the five themes of the thread; truncheon's, sex, alcohol, Bernard and a hangover. Good afternoon all! So when are we singing the little chap then?
Policeman: Miss you could have been burnt alive in there.
Showgirl: Oh I am a little tipsy and I have a splitting headache. Er, what is that thing snaking itself around my leg?
Policeman: (reddening) oh nothing Miss, its just my truncheon.
Showgirl: My, but you do have very BIG hard truncheon. What's your name then?
Policeman: PC Bernard at your service Miss.
That kind of sums up the five themes of the thread; truncheon's, sex, alcohol, Bernard and a hangover. Good afternoon all! So when are we singing the little chap then?