The Ramos songs thread

[wizgell]

How about Martin Jol's blue and white army?

Or I love Martin Jol, Martin Jol loves me?

 

[talkshowhost86]

How about Martin Jol's blue and white army?

Or I love Martin Jol, Martin Jol loves me?

But surely it's spelt JUANDE RAMOS?

 

[arthurgrimsdell]

But surely it's spelt JUANDE RAMOS?

Yes. But it's pronounced Martin Jol.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Yes. But it's pronounced Martin Jol.

Ah I see...pesky foreigners

 

[TheChosenOne]

You asked for - I got it.....

Lovin this thread...

THE WONDER OF YOU (Elvis Presley)

When no-one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong
You give me hope and consolation
You give me strength to carry on

And you're always there to lend a hand
In everything I do
That's the Juande
Juande Ramos

And when you smile the world is brighter
You touch my hand and I'm a king
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune
Your love for me is everything

I'll guess I'll never know the reason why
You love me like you do
That's Juande
Juande Ramos.

 

[MattyP]

To the tune of the famous song from Grease

You're the Juande that I want, you are the Juande I want, oo ho hoo Ramos.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

I feel sick just thinking about it but......

To the theme of davey crocket

"JUANDE, JUANDE RAMOS
Head Honco of whitehart lane

OLE!!!!*"

*rpt if needed*

*this bit will be really funny

 

[dixiespurs]

Juande I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the yids are top of the league
Where the oppo melt like lemondrops
and were way above those in red tops
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow.......

 

[JamesTheYiddo]

:dance: Do Do Do Super Juande Ramos :dance:

 

[MattyP]

I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me, and after all, you're my Juande Ramos

To the tune of Wonderwall

 

[TheChosenOne]

Juande the brown bush

nah scrap that, It aint working ..

BRB

 

[jonnyrotten]

YOU'L BE SACKED WHEN YOUR LEAST EXPECTING IT clap clap clap clap

(repeat til Levy's smug grin dissepears)

 

[bogosian]

YOU'L BE SACKED WHEN YOUR LEAST EXPECTING IT clap clap clap clap

(repeat til Levy's smug grin dissepears)

but there is an easyy wayy to knoww it - if you screw up a whole season in 10 games then you might be fffiiirrreeeddd clap clap clap

 

[Stoof]

YOU'L BE SACKED WHEN YOUR LEAST EXPECTING IT clap clap clap clap

(repeat til Levy's smug grin dissepears)

:lol:

Juande or another
We're gonna sack you
We're gonna sack you sack you sack you sack you

Juande or the next guy
We're gonna fire you.
Fire you! Fire you!

[yt]74xiXRxkKxc[/yt]

 

[jonnyrotten]

:lol:

Juande or another
We're gonna sack you
We're gonna sack you sack you sack you sack you

Juande or the next guy
We're gonna fire you.
Fire you! Fire you!

[yt]74xiXRxkKxc[/yt]

You win.

 

[miles_64]

What about:

There's only JUAN Juande Ramos, only JUAN Juande Ramos...

or in a Viera - mum's a cannibal tune:

Ramos wooooooo,
Ramos wooooooo,
He came here from Seville,
We'll be playing like Brazil,
Ramos woooooo!


Ramos wooooooo,
Ramos wooooooo,
He came here from Seville,
We'll be playing like Brazil,
Ramos woooooo!

 

[yiddotilidie]

to the tune of . . . . . .ole ole ole ole,juande juande juande juande juande ramos...
followed a whole stadium of clap clap clap clap . . . juande juande juande juande juande ramos clap clap clap clap

 

[ShadyRay]

I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me, and after all, you're my Juande Ramos

To the tune of Wonderwall

How about...

And Juande
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're not Martin Jol

 

[tototoner]

There's only juan juande ramos, there's only juan juande ramos...

 

[N10toN17]

My effort,

To the Simon Davies and Edgar Davids tune.

Super super Juan
Super super Juan
Super super Juan
Super Juande Ramos.