The Ramos songs thread

[liberty]

OASIS - CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA

Juande you have found us
Caught beneath the landslide
In a battle at the bottom of the league

Juande you will make us
Champions League material
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova

 

[martinsjollyboys]

Juande Spurs go marching in.............

Will I have to change my user name now as well??

 

[JollyHappy]

Stoof wins (and can Blondie replace Chirpy?)

 

[TheVoiceofReason]

(an adaption of a classic Martin Jol chant)

He's got some hair
Thats nice for him
Juande Ramos Juande Ramos

 

[BoringOldFan]

Why bother? It'll be months before he can understand.

How about:

Oh Juande's Spurs!
Oh Juande's Spurs
Oh Juande's Spurs go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
When Juande's Spurs go marching in!

Last line's a bit of a tongue-twister but work with it.

 

[bomberH]

The older fuckers amongst us ( Hi BOF :hello may remember a song by Englebert Humperdinck called Quando Quando Quando. There are lots of opportunities with this song, if only it was more fucking popular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f6-5M7Rqo - Take no notice of the video, listen to the tuuuuune.

 

[nuttynoah]

What about:

There's only JUAN Juande Ramos, only JUAN Juande Ramos...

or in a Viera - mum's a cannibal tune:

Ramos wooooooo,
Ramos wooooooo,
He came here from Seville,
We'll be playing like Brazil,
Ramos woooooo!


Ramos wooooooo,
Ramos wooooooo,
He came here from Seville,
We'll be playing like Brazil,
Ramos woooooo!

Ramos wooooooo,
Ramos wooooooo,
He came from SevillAH,
He plays Spanish guitAH

sung with a real Mark E Smith kick

 

[claw_diddy]

doo-doo-doo, juande-juande ramos!

 

[JamesTheYiddo]

doo-doo-doo, juande-juande ramos!

Mine was better :wink:

 

[Spurs4Life23]

As we sang at Chelsea:

You're getting sacked in the summer,
You're getting sacked in the summer,
You're getting sacked in the suummerr!

 

[yiddotilidie]

The older fuckers amongst us ( Hi BOF :hello may remember a song by Englebert Humperdinck called Quando Quando Quando. There are lots of opportunities with this song, if only it was more fucking popular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f6-5M7Rqo - Take no notice of the video, listen to the tuuuuune.

Ha ha ha, definitely loads of potential there.

 

[Thesoccershrink]

Why bother? It'll be months before he can understand.

How about:

Oh Juande's Spurs!
Oh Juande's Spurs
Oh Juande's Spurs go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
When Juande's Spurs go marching in!

Last line's a bit of a tongue-twister but work with it.

Best Yet!!

I couldn't think of songs for Ramos but I have one or two by him.

From the Beatles "Dizzy Miss Lizzy"

You make me dizzy Mr Levy,
The way you rock'n'roll.
You make me dizzy Mr Levy,
When you fired Martin Jol.
Come on, Mr. Levy,
Hire me 'fore I grow too old."

And when Ramos stays overnight in a hotel in Europe

"You'll be running round Kemsley's with the bill
You'll be running round Kemsley's with the bill
You'll be running round Kemsley's
Running around Kemsley's
Running around Kemsley's with the bill."

To the tune of "We'll be running around Wembley with Cup."

 

[dcarney75]

For anyone of slightly advancing years, or a liking for good music...

"Juande kick down your front door, How you gonna come?"

Or maybe (to the tune of 'That's Amore')...

"He once played with ten, he likes Just For Men, Juande Ramos'.

I'm actually quite proud of the second one!

 

[dcarney75]

And I'm not going on Wednesday, but I'm hoping 'Juande give us a wave' will be aired pretty early on.

 

[TrueYid]

How about,

Jol Jol Martin Martin Jol
Hes had no hair, Levy cared,
So now we've got Ramos

 

[Barmy_in_Palmy]

Juande maybe we will dance again
Under lillywhite skies
Juande maybe Spurs will win again
Spurs will never die



2 Months, you'll walk away in 2 months.


Jaunde and give it all you've got
Spurs today, fell in from the top
Why the fuck, are we so shite?
I wonder where you are now?

 

[Barmy_in_Palmy]

Also I came up with another, but its basically just an instrumental.

 

[jimbo]

Walking a long, singing a song, walking in a Ramos Juande-land

 

[worcestersauce]

Also I came up with another, but its basically just an instrumental.

I know the one you mean.

 

[Stoof]

Walking a long, singing a song, walking in a Ramos Juande-land

Great song. I wish I'd posted that this morning.

*cough* ... astard ...*cough*