Torres, what hasn't he won?

[stormfly]

I remember the old song 'if Phil Neville plays for England so can I" but Torres is just taking the #### now. For someone who is classed a donkey he has a lot of silverware. Is it only the premier title left? 1 World Cup 2x Euro cup? 1 Champions league, 1 Europa cup, 1 FA Cup? What else did he win?

 

[Danners9]

He's losing his pace, that's why he looks like a donkey. The pressure to perform as he had been (although he was fading at Liverpool) and the huuuge transfer fee knocked his confidence and he's struggled to adapt to not being a fast player anymore, still scoring goals but not the same type as at Liverpool or Atletico, or Spain.

Sometimes he shows flashes of the old Torres but most of the time he can't do it. Michael Owen went through the same thing.

When he looks back at his career I suspect he'll be quite chuffed with his achievements.

 

[fridgemagnet]

Someone reckoned Chelsea are "stuck" with him as he'd fail a medical, 'Pool cashed in and Chelsea didn't do a full medical before signing him.

Might be wurzel shit but wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Pipe smoker of the year.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

He is Robbie Keane. But on a much larger, failier level.

 

[fridgemagnet]

He's never grown a beard...