UnSmurf Ranieri, Smurf Chelsea

[TaoistMonkey]

It took too long for the smurf effect to work on Ranieri. This may be contraversial but we need to smurf Pochetino. But then remove it as soon as we have done the double.

Brave. I like it.

 

[Rob]

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Desperate times...

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[Bus-Conductor]

Guys (@chrissivad ) I was the one who uncovered the power of the @Stoof surf hat of doom. When the spurs players he kept smufing kept befalling ill fate.

It doesn't work with managers, just players. If you want to do Chelsea, it needs to be Hazard or Costa. Still think we do Sanchez and kill Arsenal completely, imagine them not making the CL. Could set them in a ManU/Liverpool-esque tailspin that sees them finish outside for a few seasons.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Desperate times...

This is now the default avatar

Ahh it now looks like @Stoof has a legion of minions. Haha

 

[Nerine]

I am confused.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

I am confused.

Smurf curse

 

[Dashy]

Smurf squad

 

[Nerine]

Smurf curse

I am still confused.

 

[michaelden]

I am still confused.

Read @Bus-Conductor 's post earlier, it'll explain it

 

[DiscoD1882]

Brave. I like it.

Audere est Facere Rodders.

 

[DIEHARD]

Errrr you fucking wankers

 

[DiscoD1882]

Errrr you fucking wankers

If we win the league and cup. You will be a god. If we don't. You will be toast. Its the curse of the smurf curse.

 

[DIEHARD]

If we win the league and cup. You will be a god. If we don't. You will be toast. Its the curse of the smurf curse.

OK as long as I get bjs as a reward

What's with the surf thing anyways

 

[DiscoD1882]

OK as long as I get bjs as a reward

What's with the surf thing anyways

It's an ancient mythical curse that 30% of the time works every time!

P.s. I'm a bloke so won't be dishing out the BJs. But others might.....

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Considering how popular the whole jinxing thing is, maybe we should just turn this into a "curses" thread where we can all post our voodoo dolls, tiki gods, gypsy curses and witch-hunting pins.

If we gather all that negative energy in one thread, maybe it'll form a sort of spiritual lynch mob.

 

[canadacelt]

Sweet!

 

[Singayid]

load of bollocks

 

[michaelden]

Considering how popular the whole jinxing thing is, maybe we should just turn this into a "curses" thread where we can all post our voodoo dolls, tiki gods, gypsy curses and witch-hunting pins.

If we gather all that negative energy in one thread, maybe it'll form a sort of spiritual lynch mob.

reminds me of Mr BoomKaRoomBa spells thread

 

[DiscoD1882]

IM IN!!! Love a good jinxing!!

 

[Stoof]

I fucking love this place.