US Open Tennis

[Gbspurs]

Enjoying this. Murray has the chance to become a legend. I swear some times tennis is more nervy than a spurs game. It's like watching the last 10 minutes of a spurs game on repeat!!

 

[Hitch]

Boris Becker should narrate wildlife documentaries

 

[Gbspurs]

Boris Becker should narrate wildlife documentaries

I like it when he whispers. When I'm porking the missus I often imagine Boris and his dulcet tones commentating on the event.

 

[haxman]

Documentaries are normally longer than 5 seconds, Gb

 

[Gbspurs]

Documentaries are normally longer than 5 seconds, Gb

You clearly havent seen my missus, getting an erection is a challenge in itself. I imagine the commentary to go like this.

Mark Petchy - "so tell us Boris, you have seen some grotesque women in your time, what's the pressure like when your wife expects you to find her attractive despite the fact she looks like an engourged manatee?"

Boris - "well, let's just say I'd rather be up here".

 

[haxman]

haha A&C couldn't have written it better

 

[nightgoat]

The rally shot average in this match must be through the roof.

 

[Gbspurs]

The rally shot average in this match must be through the roof.

It was 8.4 shots a rally after set 2. Pretty incredible.

 

[jimtheyid]

These two are just incredible athletes.

 

[tototoner]

FFS Andy, don't you realise us in the Uk have work tomorrow

 

[Hitch]

This is feeling rather ominous.

 

[haxman]

This looks bad now

Has Murray won ANY of the long rallies yet?

 

[jimtheyid]

I really should be going to bed.

 

[Hitch]

Murray's done for. I recommend bed.

 

[DIEHARD]

I really should be going to bed.

I am going to bed. Im thinking Murray has lost this.

 

[Gbspurs]

I am going to bed. Im thinking Murray has lost this.

I think your right.

 

[nightgoat]

I wonder if Greg is still feeling confident with his Murray in four prediction.

 

[Hitch]

I blame Judy. She's a jinx.

 

[jimtheyid]

Murray just letting everyone know his legs have gone to jelly.... in the words of Akqayid


Goodnight.

 

[L-man]

Murray showing some serious promise now, hopefully 2 breaks left in him for this set