Looks like, after all your friendly advice, @Frenchalex25 has deemed London as too dangerous and he's now decided to detour to a much safer place for the weekend - Mosul.
White people arnt allowed around Tottenham unless its a match day. We actually have a special pass for those specific days. Have a look on EDL.com and they should hook you up with a fake. If you head into East London, make sure your not wearing a crucifix. You will be abducted and will wake up in Syria. Make sure you spit on the pavement at all times.
Good luck and gods speed!
This thread is quiet. Too quiet.
Feel bad about the rip thing.
I'm sure a needle and cotton can make them look new again