What would we have to bitch about if...

[flatback4]

In a parallel universe, we're not bottom of the Prem - we're top !

P: 6 W: 6 Goals For: 18 Goals Against: 0 Pts: 18

But we're Spurs fans - and life has no meaning unless we can bitch about something. Like...
- only putting 4 past Chelsea. I know Bent got 3, but he missed so many...
- that 51-pass move that led to Pavly's goal against Wigan. Bit over-elaborate to be honest.
- only getting 30mil for Berbs. Levy should've held out for 40.
- fielding the entire Academy squad v Newcastle and only winning 6-0
- Ramos playing Bently on the left and Lennon on the right. Bit unimaginative - thought he was supposed to be a master-tactician.

See how awful it'd be ? We're better off where we are.

 

[mil1lion]

These boards would be completely empty if that were the case. All would be perfect and we'd have nothing to complain about. But one goal conceded and you bet your arse we'll be all over it.

 

[rez9000]

In a parallel universe, we're not bottom of the Prem - we're top !

P: 6 W: 6 Goals For: 18 Goals Against: 0 Pts: 18

But we're Spurs fans - and life has no meaning unless we can bitch about something. Like...
- only putting 4 past Chelsea. I know Bent got 3, but he missed so many...
- that 51-pass move that led to Pavly's goal against Wigan. Bit over-elaborate to be honest.
- only getting 30mil for Berbs. Levy should've held out for 40.
- fielding the entire Academy squad v Newcastle and only winning 6-0
- Ramos playing Bently on the left and Lennon on the right. Bit unimaginative - thought he was supposed to be a master-tactician.

See how awful it'd be ? We're better off where we are.

Do you know what really fucks me off?

Bloody Gomes insisting on playing with that broken leg. I mean, for Christ's sake, it's been two months! GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!

 

[mil1lion]

Do you know what really fucks me off?

Bloody Gomes insisting on playing with that broken leg. I mean, for Christ's sake, it's been two months! GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!

He is at the doctor though. Thats an octopus in goal. Easy mistake to make though :wink:

 

[rez9000]

He is at the doctor though. Thats an octopus in goal. Easy mistake to make though :wink:

Do you know what really fucks me off?

Spurs using animals in stead of humans!

 

[mil1lion]

I can live with the animals. But its the leprecaun at centre back that bugs me. He's good on the ball and not a bad tackler at all. But our set piece defending has been woeful since we signed him. And £12m we spent on him. Joke. Sack the squid (Director of Football)

 

[worcestersauce]

We'd bitch about losing 2-1 to Hull City

 

[van_Pommel]

How would you guys feel if we were in the UEFA cup final but we were already mathematically relegated from the Premiership? I'm not sure I could enjoy it, I'd be too depressed.

 

[Bingy]

WE are Spurs...and for that we can be eternally thankful....The new road is a bit bumpy, in places, but the driver knows a man who knows a man who can fix that....with a mixture of NEW and USED parts....! It is not as if we have not been in this parking spot before....We are well able to reverse, skid or whatever to get back on track....or maybe I am just dreaming? Maybe we should spend some of our transfer kitty on a referee...like certain other Top 6 teams have done? It would make CL qualification so much easier...and straightforward? Just something to ponder, over your Traditional British, Sun covered Fish and Chips....or a McDonalds if you are NEW British he he! COYS!

 

[Azrael]

How would you guys feel if we were in the UEFA cup final but we were already mathematically relegated from the Premiership? I'm not sure I could enjoy it, I'd be too depressed.

Now there's a comment to improve everyone's mood! :wink:

 

[jamesc0le]

ghaly would have lost form, but continually keeps getting picked cos he's ''box to box''