Which Spurs player are you?

[Spurger King]

Benoit Assou-Ekotto, because most of the time I haven't got a clue what's going on and where the hell I am.

 

[Hot-Spur]

Been told I look a bit like Dawson and some of my mates call me it often.

I'm a bit like him I suppose, in that I have flashes of greatness, show good signs of leadership, but am ultimately just a little above average :lol:

Dawson is cute :razz:

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Alright, fucking stress. I'll have you know my 5-a-side team finished second in their respective league last season. A whole lot fucking better than that shower of shit you support.

I'm having pre-MANstrual tension :-(

Been told I look a bit like Dawson and some of my mates call me it often.

I'm a bit like him I suppose, in that I have flashes of greatness, show good signs of leadership, but am ultimately just a little above average :lol:

I can see the Daws thing, but you look less cuddly.

I think I'm probably most like Taarabt in that I'm better than all of you and I know it :evil:

 

[bouncebackability]

Ledley King - I've got dodgy knees and do no training too!

 

[spurs mental]

Bit of a mix of Wilson/Sandro/Hudd. Play as a CM, close down quickly, mever give up a lost cause, never stop running, have an eye for a pass. But I wear no 14 and like to pretend I'm Luka Modric.

As for what BBLG reckons the thread is about, well, I'm definitely Robbie Keane.

 

[Batspur]

Dawson is cute :razz:

I'd let him do me but I would be thinking of Kaboul. I bet he goes like a traction engine.

 

[YiddoJonny]

Robbie keane. Get through on goal, fall over the ball and just start flapping my arms about for a penalty.

I love luka though. He's been on the back of my shirt for the past 3 seasons. Before that I've had postiga, rebrov and our own ronaldo, Dominguez many years back lol. :/

 

[There's always next year]

Peter Crouch, as I'm getting very well paid for a job that I'm shit at,and the only one who thinks I'm any good is my boss, who I've previously worked with on two other occassions.

 

[ERO]

Keith Palmer

 

[Benspur]

It's got to be Crouchie for me. Tallest guy in my team and still can't head a ball. Can occasionally have moments of class, but then falls over like a giraffe on roller skates!

 

[Yid-ol]

Darren Anderton - i am always injured

 

[ThorntonSpur]

in my playing days Pat Jennings.

 

[kremlyn]

Diego Maradonna played for spurs once - right?

I am the total opposite of him.

 

[thfc1989]

I think some of you have missed the point of what this thread is about

 

[nicdic]

Peter Crouch, as I'm getting very well paid for a job that I'm shit at,and the only one who thinks I'm any good is my boss, who I've previously worked with on two other occassions.

:lol:

 

[lloydi200182]

I have Ukranian blood in me (My Grandad) so that must make me Rebrov....Oh dear!

 

[spurdownunder]

Gio Dos Santos.

I post the odd but of gold, but on the whole i add nothing to the site.
Im a foreigner who doesnt get all the 'in' pommy jokes and banter but still has a smile anyway.

Oh and when i hit the piss, i really fucking hit it and end up with a ban.

Gio!

 

[StartingPrice]

I have Ukranian blood in me (My Grandad) so that must make me Rebrov....Oh dear!

rebrov - murder :grin:

 

[KentuckyYid]

Just suppose that some people here are in reality Spurs players or staff in disguise! Who is who?

You know, Houdini could be the twitchy one. Keano could be, well, Keano. KY could be Jenas. Defoe18 could be....ummmm......Gareth Bale?

Why would I be Jenas? Underrated? Marmite man?

I reckon I'd be Dawson. Sticks his head in where needed and battle hardy but drops the odd clanger every now and then.

Azrael would be Rose. Not likely to get near the team sheet any time soon :wink:

 

[Huddlestone22]

Funnily enough last season for my 11 a side I was like Pav, came in as the forgotten man after not getting a start all season, came in and scored a brace and then proceeded to get 4 in 4 games.

This season I've been like Defoe with... 0 Goals