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Which Spurs player are you?

Azrael

Banned
May 23, 2004
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Why would I be Jenas? Underrated? Marmite man?

I reckon I'd be Dawson. Sticks his head in where needed and battle hardy but drops the odd clanger every now and then.

Azrael would be Rose. Not likely to get near the team sheet any time soon :wink:
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Feb 19, 2009
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Just gonna put this out there. I am Gareth Bale.

1. Welsh
2. I have a powerful build (haha)
3. I have an almighty left foot.
4. When I was younger, school kids used to say I looked like a monkey! :*(
5. I am the best.
 

mattyspurs

It is what it is
Jan 31, 2005
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9,893
Just gonna put this out there. I am Gareth Bale.

1. Welsh
2. I have a powerful build (haha)
3. I have an almighty left foot.
4. When I was younger, school kids used to say I looked like a monkey! :*(
5. I am the best.

I would have put you down as more Andy Reid. I don't know why :shrug: :wink:
 

Chimbo!

Well-Known Member
Jan 7, 2007
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Wilson Palacios. Not much ability but full of enthusiasm, determination and relentless... and a little over the top.
 

soup

On the straightened arrow
May 26, 2004
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3,608
Greavesie. Can't beat a nice relaxing ciggy at half time.
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
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95,149
Just gonna put this out there. I am Gareth Bale.

1. Welsh
2. I have a powerful build (haha)
3. I have an almighty left foot.
4. When I was younger, school kids used to say I looked like a monkey! :*(
5. I am the best.

6. You perform better with a Frenchman behind you :shrug:
 

sherbornespurs

Well-Known Member
Dec 9, 2006
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Steffen Freund. I can speak a bit of German, having plied my trade there for nine years.
I was often seen at White Hart Lane in the late '90s, early 2000s, occasionally surrounded by some real stunning talent, unfortunately I never managed to score either.
 

Bill_Oddie

Everything in Moderation
Staff
Feb 1, 2005
19,120
6,003
Christian Gross. Comes from overseas and has been much more successful since fucking off there as frankly things are much easier and suited to my limited capabilities.

Oh and I once went on the Underground.


Keith Palmer

Mate, I have bad news for you. Get a glass of brandy, sit down, then click the link in my sig.

I'm sorry I'm not there in person to break it to you.
 

EastLondonYid

Well-Known Member
Jan 26, 2010
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Graham Roberts.....

Straight talking....no messing ....old school...would put my body on the line for spurs.
 

alamo

Don't worry be happy
Jun 10, 2004
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7,227
The ginger Pele. Gary Donkerty.

Cos people like me but essentially I'm useless
 

SelbYido

Get rich or die fryin'...
Jan 31, 2007
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Graham Roberts.....

Straight talking....no messing ....old school...would put my body on the line for spurs.

Weird aside here - one of my colleagues at work is a Scottish football fan & often sees Graham Roberts hanging about the bookies in Selby & signed autographs for them. He lives in York so he must have been slumming it in our more, um...'atmospheric...' gambling houses...:)

Which Spurs player am I? One of Comolli's fancy but ultimately useless signings, I s'pose...

Emil Halfredsson - left winger, no pace & a future in the service industry...:)
 

stevenqoz

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Apr 10, 2006
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Big Tom..........good touch, expansive passer, impressive vision...........still playing middle of midfield......a bit slow but I am 56!:grin:
 
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