Who would you rather have round your house for dinner?

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Who would you rather have round your house for dinner?

  1. Poch

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  2. Kane

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  1. eddiev14

    eddiev14 SC Supporter

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    Kane would be boring as fuck. He'd drink water, ask for a grilled chicken breast, answer every question with 'you never know' and then leave at 9pm to go to bed.

    Poch would bring a good bottle, get pissed and probably flirt with your wife.

    Clear winner.
     
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  2. alexn_spurs

    alexn_spurs Active Member

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    You want someone to flirt with your wife? I'll be over later.
     
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  3. eddiev14

    eddiev14 SC Supporter

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    To be fair, if Poch flirted with your bird you'd be pretty chuffed!
     
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  4. Lighty64

    Lighty64 Glory Glory

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    downside is he would discuss 1 topic you hate hmmmpool
     
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  5. alexn_spurs

    alexn_spurs Active Member

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    I'd like to ask him why his jaw is 10 inches away from his face
     
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  6. double0

    double0 Well-Known Member

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    Just invite both and put a stop to this madness.
     
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  7. Jody

    Jody SC Supporter

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    A BT engineer I had round my house said poch was a real arse when he was at his trying to sort out his internet connection. He probably got his wires crossed though.

    True story despite the crap joke.
     
  8. Spurger King

    Spurger King can't smile without glue

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    BT will do that to you.
     
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  9. Riandor

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    I voted Poch, because I would love to hear his stories, get advice on football etc...

    But yeah, my eldest son would live to meet Kane, so it was a tough choice.
     
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  10. Spurs 1961

    Spurs 1961 Well-Known Member

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    Can't think of a duller pair to invite round. So I pass
     
  11. alexn_spurs

    alexn_spurs Active Member

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    Was Adebayor the BT engineer?
     
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