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Your all time most notorious piece of ITK

My most notorious piece of ITK was......

  • Bap Bap Americano by POTL

  • Blue & Yellow by POTL

  • Cabbages by The Goat

  • The great Arshavin meltdown by Fazza

  • Torres 'done deal' by Mattjb

  • Willian 'done' by POTL

  • Aquayid threatening to take SC to court after he'd been busted as a fibber

  • "Falcao...... Goodnight" by Aquayid

  • Keano's Nan


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Spurs_Bear

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I'm sure Fazza had another meltdown as well, to do with him talking about Robofan and how he was convinced Robofan was POTL, then claiming him and Robofan used to have secret chats over PM etc. One of the mods shot him down and all hell broke loose.
 

0-Tibsy-0

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DJS

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Why did POTL stop posting ITK after Willian-gate?

We had actually pretty much signed him so not really his fault as his info was correct to an extent?
 

Lilbaz

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Not notorious but i remember someone posting itk on ledley. They were a freind of a doctor who had seen him and said he had no cartaledge in his knee and could hardly walk let alone play. They got slaughtered for it butl it was 100% true. Ledley somehow managed to play though.

Airport itk is the best though.
 

dagraham

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They are all great for their own reasons.

Torres “done deal” for nostalgia, as that was the my first taste of all things ITK.

Cabbages was the most annoying and “Falcoa..... goodnight” the funniest.

Has to be “Blue and Yellow” though as the most memorable overall.

Oh, and I didn’t know about Aquayid threatening SC with legal action :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:. Classic.
 

Spurs_Bear

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Why did POTL stop posting ITK after Willian-gate?

We had actually pretty much signed him so not really his fault as his info was correct to an extent?

This is just my view...but basically people had been questioning his accuracy after a while, and like a few others previously said, he started to get the right arse when in the beginning he was always so friendly and jovial. I think when the news broke that Willian deal was being hijacked, he got the hump again, told everyone it was 100% done, the arse fell out of it and he was never seen again.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Thanks to @dagraham I've added Keano's nan to the poll.

Keano's"nan" supposedly worked at Liverpool airport (I think, but wherever) and saw a player we were linked with arriving. This was before we clamped down on ITK abuse or even had them verified before they could post.......Anyway, he got the piss ripped out of him so much that in the end he started claiming that she'd died in an attempt to make people feel bad.

She did recover from her death though (it's amazing what doctors can do these days) and went on to win the full house at the Bingo in Stevenage two years later.
 

Lilbaz

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Blue and yellow but fazzas meltdown was funny in a sad sort of way. Was here that night, was it rob and stoof that was winding him up?
 

Lilbaz

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Thanks to @dagraham I've added Keano's nan to the poll.

Keano's"nan" supposedly worked at Liverpool airport (I think, but wherever) and saw a player we were linked with arriving. This was before we clamped down on ITK abuse or even had them verified before they could post.......Anyway, he got the piss ripped out of him so much that in the end he started claiming that she'd died in an attempt to make people feel bad.

She did recover from her death though (it's amazing what doctors can do these days) and went on to win the full house at the Bingo in Stevenage two years later.

Missed that one.
 

Danners9

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All my major excitement about itk was from posting on GG ages ago now. Can you remember what the original "xyz has been spotted in the burger king at heathrow" was based on before it became a meme?

I used to find that so amusing. Simpler times eh.
Diego 'The Sock', I think.
 

DJS

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Dec 9, 2006
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I whenever I see blue and yellow I also sing it in my head to the tune of the song black and yellow...
 

Spurs_Bear

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Cannot believe this one was left off the list...

"We have signed Lukaku on a pre-contract..."
 

King of Otters

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'Imminent' in relation to Torres from MattJB was another classic.

Nothing beats 'Falcao...goodnight', though.
 
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