Ian Wright makes me lol

[DJS]

When I read the back page stating Ian Wright exclusive: who Arsenal have to sign to replace RVP I sniggered to myself I'd laugh if he's going on about Defoe again and nearly pissed myself laughing when I opened up the page!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...an-be-Arsenals-new-Van-Persie-Ian-Wright.html

TWO games and no goals show where Arsenal’s problems lie and there are few better finishers around than Jermain Defoe.

I’m sure Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud will get goals for the Gunners once they have picked up the pace of the Premier League.

But Arsenal cannot afford another dodgy start to a campaign after playing catch-up for all of last season.

So if I was Arsene Wenger, I would make an audacious bid for Defoe, whose face doesn’t seem to fit at Spurs and who looks up for a move.

Defoe would be the perfect replacement for Robin van Persie, the penalty box predator to finish off all those half-chances which are currently going begging.

The good news is Arsenal seem a little more solid at the back since Steve Bould was promoted to Arsene’s No 2 and they should be OK once Laurent Koscielny is back alongside Thomas Vermaelen.

But they could do with another central midfielder after selling Alex Song to Barcelona and I could see Newcastle’s Yohan Cabaye fitting in very nicely.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4507239/Jermain-Defoe-can-be-Arsenals-new-Van-Persie-Ian-Wright.html#ixzz24qYc15Mj

 

[vegassd]

I would quite like it if they signed Defoe. Imagine all the chances they would lose through him being offside... they would seriously struggle to score!

 

[StartingPrice]

I disagree...I don't think Podolski and Giroud will score goals :giggle:

 

[saintlyspur]

I hope this doesnt happen,can you imagine how we would feel if he went there and scored a bagfull

 

[mrbrightside73]

Considering Wengers Pass and move approach, and Defoes 'Move, im not passing' approach i cant see this one working tbh.

 

[Hoddle_Ledge]

Even Dixon, Bould, Adams and Winterburn would struggle to teach Defoe the offside rule.

 

[ShelfSide18]

Top quality journalism, as ever.

 

[Davo99]

I think his career would have been better had he been at Arsenal all these years and not us. I love Defoe but I think he would have been so much more suited to their side than ours.

 

[DJS]

Top quality journalism, as ever.

Yeah tell me about it.

Ian Wright: "he scores goals innit so Arsenal should totally sign him up".

Sensible person: "but erm Ian, he doesn't actually do much else..."

Ian Wright: "yeah but he scores goals innit" *insert smiley with teeth showing*

 

[3Dnata]

How long before someone comes up with a"sources at Tottenham say" swap Defoe for Chamakh.

 

[sbrustad]

I hope this doesnt happen,can you imagine how we would feel if he went there and scored a bagfull

 

[ShelfSide18]

Yeah tell me about it.

Ian Wright: "he scores goals innit so Arsenal should totally sign him up".

Sensible person: "but erm Ian, he doesn't actually do much else..."

Ian Wright: "yeah but he scores goals innit" *insert smiley with teeth showing*

We desperately need a better press.

 

[DJS]

We desperately need a better press.

I was desperately looking for the button that allowed me to rate his article 'dumb'.

 

[chinaman]

If we get another striker in, sell them Defoe at 15 million pounds.

 

[mil1lion]

The trouble is if they sign Defoe he'd still spend half his time on the White Hart Lane pitch because he's that far offside.

 

[lillywhites61]

That sir is why you will never be a football manager!!!

 

[yanno]

The Super Soaraway even has a picture of Shift 'N Shoot in a scum shirt.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...an-be-Arsenals-new-Van-Persie-Ian-Wright.html

Some things are just plain wrong.

 

[lenny7]

He's awesome at ruining his legendary status with 'them', literally doing us a favor every time he opens his face because shit like this must really annoy them.

Brilliant. Please carry on.

 

[tototoner]

Ian Wright loves Defoe, always has

 

[jamesc0le]

ok diaby (secret spur) and 8 mil and he's yours otherwise piss off haha

jd he's a yiddo!