What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 22/23

[worcestersauce]

How many 'clear cut' chances does anyone create. Son's first two weren't. We've had Deki, even PEH scoring goals this season that you wouldn't call clear cut chances. Would you call Dier's header a 'clear cut' chance?

Pretty much my point but people classify half chances and hopeful hits as clear cut chances against us because they have the fear when against other teams they don't.

 

[spursfan77]

I don't disagree but, Chelsea and West Ham aside, we've conceded very few high quality chances. Leicester for a while has Hugo working but in general we're not allowing the opposition a huge amount of high quality opportunities.

I have noticed that some people seem to be angry that Lloris has to make saves. That's what keepers are there for and we've all seen plenty in our times supporting Spurs who seemed to fail in doing their main task in doing that!

 

[HNIM]

WAT?

Tbf, they've probably been in the Conte thread.

 

[dudu]

The point is if you were told a team had 30 shots in a game you'd expect them to have scored quite a few. If you were then told all 30 shots came from behind the halfway line then how many would you have expected them to score? Conte's system isn't about limiting possession or chances it's about denying opportunities in certain higher risk areas.

This can be highlighted by us giving up the fewest percentage of chances against in the 6 yard box at just 4%

 

[Jgplk1]

Arsenal Mania

• This is really massive. A win is a must imo. These sort of games, performance usually matters. It's the results that matter.
• We know the sort of threat Sp**s carry. Their midfield is dogshit. They have Royal, Sanchez, Dier and Sessengnon in their back five
• They'll put 10 men behind the ball and wait for a chink to appear in our amour and they'll exploit it ruthlessly and Son has just come back to form right in time for the derby.
• Win. Move onto the next..
• I'll get a little more worried when we have to play the reverse fixture.2-1
• Easy win especially with the terrible manager Sp**s have
• Comfortable 2 - 0 winners, with us imposing our style onto them as we did at Utd, and Tets having no doubt learnt from the Utd game in terms of conceding goals from counters. Contesexuals in the bin, looking to delete our accounts in shame as the fraud Conte is exposed for what he is, a counter attacking hoof ball merchant who lucked out with Son and Kane. At least I hope so.
• Simple 2-0 win. Vieira dropping into the Partey role for 1 game at least. We have a much better all round squad with Saliba bossing Kane
• Hope we can win so we can kill the chances of Sp**s having an invincible season, something Conte already achieved back then with Juve
• I need a win, if not i am ruined.1st oct is my wifes Birthday and if we lose i get upset and her birthday is ruined and she will down it on me.Arteta please dont ruin my day.
• I watched the highlights of their game against City from last season. They were excellent at cutting through City who were not pressing them and closing down lanes properly.Their game is designed around exploiting ball playing opposition mistakes, they are Man United on steroids in that respect.I think they’ll be looking for 1v1 situations in our last line like they did with Holding as well, someone like Gabriel comes to mind there.Let’s do something different on the day, like going long and attacking their back line directly at times. Our press is good enough to smother them in tight spaces I reckon
• They are contenders this year
• Sadly you could be right, we will know more after our game.

 

[PCozzie]

Arsenal Mania

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• I need a win, if not i am ruined.1st oct is my wifes Birthday and if we lose i get upset and her birthday is ruined and she will down it on me.Arteta please dont ruin my day.

Bloody hell mate, do you need to talk to someone?

 

[Gb160]

Easy win especially with the terrible manager Sp**s have

 

[spurs mental]

Tets

Contesexuals

 

[Oscar22]

What in gods name is this weird as fuck ‘Contesexual’ stuff they have going on? I cringe every time I read it, what an absolute bunch of weirdos.

 

[Timberwolf]

What in gods name is this weird as fuck ‘Contesexual’ stuff they have going on? I cringe every time I read it, what an absolute bunch of weirdos.

Yeah absolute freaks.

Everyone knows it's 'Contephile'

 

[hughy]

Arsenal Mania

• Hope we can win so we can kill the chances of Sp**s having an invincible season, something Conte already achieved back then with Juve

This hadn't even crossed my mind until now. But if the possibility of an unbeaten season is making a Gooner upset, then that's fine by me!

Knowing our luck we will stay unbeaten all season, but City will win more games and beat us to the title. We'll be the only ever invincible runners up in football history.

 

[tony0379]

This hadn't even crossed my mind until now. But if the possibility of an unbeaten season is making a Gooner upset, then that's fine by me!

Knowing our luck we will stay unbeaten all season, but City will win more games and beat us to the title. We'll be the only ever invincible runners up in football history.

#Spursy

 

[SA_Spurs]

what a deluded bunch - they're as relevant as that long coat that Wenger used to wear which made him look like a walking locust! Tets? what like TETSTICKULAR? or TETS like CONSTETIPATED? See - we all can like like 4 yr old clowns!

We all know we don't play well at their out house of a stadium - I'll take a draw but I'd love nothing more than to win 1-0 with 10% possession all game, ZERO shots on target & a deflected goal (deflected off Saka, then Xhaka & finally of Saliba) in the 6th minute of 2 mins of added time! That fan base will literally break the internet afterwards!

 

[spursfan77]

#Spursy

Used in it's correct form. Rarely seen.

 

[Marty]

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Presumably SA_Gunner or whatever his handle is. Even on that forum nobody else is that daft.

 

[Gb160]

I'd fucking love it if we win/draw with some kind of controversy leaving their turdish fanbase frothing with rage.
What would be perfect would be a Kane winner moments after performing his signature 'tipping' finishing move, injuring Saliba.
Nothing life/career threatening, just his collarbone broken in 2 places...I'm not a monster.

 

[mark87]

I'd fucking love it if we win/draw with some kind of controversy leaving their turdish fanbase frothing with rage.
What would be perfect would be a Kane winner moments after performing his signature 'tipping' finishing move, injuring Saliba.
Nothing life/career threatening, just his collarbone broken in 2 places...I'm not a monster.

We'd see record levels of boiled piss all over the internet, and it would be hilarious.

 

[LondonOllie]

I’d like a fluffed volley by Richarlison that smashes Arteta in the nose causing blood loss + a minor concussion, followed by 2 goals from Kane & Son, with the final third goal from a Richarlison dive. Penalty with a Gooner sent off & another shot of Bissouma killing himself laughing at full time.

 

[Jgplk1]

Personally I'd rather we absolutely smash them, by 3 or 4 goals.

 

[DJS]

Arsenal Mania

• This is really massive. A win is a must imo. These sort of games, performance usually matters. It's the results that matter.
• We know the sort of threat Sp**s carry. Their midfield is dogshit. They have Royal, Sanchez, Dier and Sessengnon in their back five
• They'll put 10 men behind the ball and wait for a chink to appear in our amour and they'll exploit it ruthlessly and Son has just come back to form right in time for the derby.
• Win. Move onto the next..
• I'll get a little more worried when we have to play the reverse fixture.2-1
• Easy win especially with the terrible manager Sp**s have
• Comfortable 2 - 0 winners, with us imposing our style onto them as we did at Utd, and Tets having no doubt learnt from the Utd game in terms of conceding goals from counters. Contesexuals in the bin, looking to delete our accounts in shame as the fraud Conte is exposed for what he is, a counter attacking hoof ball merchant who lucked out with Son and Kane. At least I hope so.
• Simple 2-0 win. Vieira dropping into the Partey role for 1 game at least. We have a much better all round squad with Saliba bossing Kane
• Hope we can win so we can kill the chances of Sp**s having an invincible season, something Conte already achieved back then with Juve
• I need a win, if not i am ruined.1st oct is my wifes Birthday and if we lose i get upset and her birthday is ruined and she will down it on me.Arteta please dont ruin my day.
• I watched the highlights of their game against City from last season. They were excellent at cutting through City who were not pressing them and closing down lanes properly.Their game is designed around exploiting ball playing opposition mistakes, they are Man United on steroids in that respect.I think they’ll be looking for 1v1 situations in our last line like they did with Holding as well, someone like Gabriel comes to mind there.Let’s do something different on the day, like going long and attacking their back line directly at times. Our press is good enough to smother them in tight spaces I reckon
• They are contenders this year
• Sadly you could be right, we will know more after our game.

Again with the odd adding sexual onto end of a word, in this case Contesexuals.

Some of them really need help…