Song for VdV....

bomberH

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Roll up, roll up, get yer chants in here....

He came from Real Madrid
& now he is a yid.

Sounds ok-ish, but when you get to his name, it doesn't really fit.

How about, to the ol' Bonnie Tyler classic...

Once upon a time we had Dozzell and Mimms
Spurs were really falling apart
But now we're Champion's League
& we got Rafa Van de Vart

Yeah I know, i know, it wouldn't catch on.

Over to you...

 

Dougal

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Jun 4, 2004

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He's here! He's Dutch! He didn't cost that much! Van der Vaart! Van der Vaart!

 

WhiteStripe

Get out of my club you cretin!

Aug 23, 2006

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He's Dutch! he's here! he wasn't even dear! Van der Vaart! Van der Vaart!

 

thinktank

Hmmm...

Sep 28, 2004

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He's Dutch!
He's a Yid!
He cost 8 million quid!

Van Der Vaaaaart!
Van Der Vaaaaart!

 

spursgirls

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Aug 13, 2008

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How about a simple

Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey,
Van de Vaart
?

 

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coldasice199

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Couldn't we just do a...

Vaaan der vart, van der vaart, van der vaart,

van der vaart

van-der-vaart

 

Tonio

Good bloke, thorough professional.

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you can stick james milner up your arse
you can stick james milner up your arse
you can stick james milner stick james milner stick james milner up your arse
singing we've got rafa van der vart
singing we've got rafa van der vart
singing we've got rafa we've got rafa we've got rafa van der vart

done

 

Yiddo1982

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To the tune of Young at Heart by the Bluetones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s41ttP-prp8

Vaaaaaaaan-de-Vaart.....*pause* Vaaaaaan-de-Vaart. Der der der didididida di da da

I could imagine the WHL singing that

 

brett.spurs

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Raaaaafa, Rafael
Raaaaafa, Rafael
Rafa, Rafael
Rafael Van Der Vaart

 

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whitelightwhiteheat

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Jul 21, 2006

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What about something to the tune of Achey Breaky Heart (yeah, I know it's a shit song!!)

 

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yupcont

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how about:
Arsenal are a bunch of c***s
Arsenal are a bunch of c***s
Arsenal are a bunch of c***s
something somthing Van der Vaart.

 

AlexSkree

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Rafael van der vaaart shalalala... and so on..

 

MattyP

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We've got Rafael,
And we've Gareth Bale,
Rafael, Gareth Bale
Campbell's a fat whale

 

Spurger King

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Jul 22, 2008

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To the Dangermouse theme tune...

He's a Yid, from Madrid,
And he wants to play for teams where he can win
For 8 mil...what a steal,
So that wheeler dealer Arry got him in...

Van Der Vaart dada da da X3

 

IanWrightsUglyWife

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Oh ah van der vaart, say, oh ah van der vaart

 

MattyP

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I love Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart loves me
I love Van der Vaart
Van der Vaart loves me, altogether now

If it's this, I want the credit for it. It's totally unique, never been done before.

 

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Stu

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Spurger King said:

To the Dangermouse theme tune...

He's a Yid, from Madrid,
And he wants to play for teams where he can win
For 8 mil...what a steal,
So that wheeler dealer Arry got him in...

Van Der Vaart dada da da X3

Click to expand...

That is quality

 

Welshiespursboyo

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There's only one Van der Vaaaaart
There's only one Van der vaaaaart
He came from Madrid
To become a Yid
Walking in a der vaart wonderland

 

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coldasice199

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Tony Dean said:

you can stick james milner up your arse
you can stick james milner up your arse
you can stick james milner stick james milner stick james milner up your arse
singing we've got rafa van der vart
singing we've got rafa van der vart
singing we've got rafa we've got rafa we've got rafa van der vart

done

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Sounds good, but can we replace milner with joe cole?

 

bomberH

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Elvis? Wooden heart.

Can't you see, we love you
Please rip arsenal in two
That's not hard to do
Because we have a Van de Vart

Or, to the old Berbatov tune

Rafael Van de Vart
He's not a bumber clart
He will rip Arse apart
He makes my fanny fart