Song for VdV....

[Welshiespursboyo]

Here's an original...

Rafael Van der vaaart
Rafael Van der vaaart
Rafael van der vaart
SUPER VAN DER VAART!

 

[Mornstar]

to the tune of who let the dogs out

who let the vaart out, pppbb, ppppbbb pppbbb pppbbbb pppbbbb (pppbbb=fart noise, sorry if it's spelt differently)

 

[bomberH]

Rafa, whether you may be
Bring your missus round for a cup of tea
I'll get Crouchy to bring Clancy
Then I'll drown you all with excess sexwee.

 

[MattyP]

Who's our favourite little Dutchman,
It is Rafa Van der Vaart
He's proud to be a yid, and Wenger is a flid,
And Crouchy loves to sleep with tarts

 

[Spurger King]

Rafa, whether you may be
Bring your missus round for a cup of tea
I'll get Crouchy to bring Clancy
Then I'll drown you all with excess sexwee.

I think I saw them at Galstonbury festival a few years ago. Moist.

 

[Goldman]

Im not very creative when it comes to football chants.. sooo how about stealing Liverpool's old chant for Benitez?

Rafa, Rafael, Rafa, Rafael, Rafa, Rafael,

Rafael Van de Vaart.



The last line is a bit of a mouthful!

 

[Max_Junglie]

"Van der Vaart
hey!
Van der Vaart"

to the old Ed de Goey song (Rock and Roll by Gary Glitter). Top quality and only works for the Dutch.

 

[Cooperfield]

We've got Rafael,
And we've Gareth Bale,
Rafael, Gareth Bale
Campbell's a fat whale

:rofl: fantastic

 

[madroosta]

To the tune of Robin Hood

Rafael Van Der Vaart running with the ball,
Rafael Van Der Vaart sounds so fucking cool,
Heeee can defennnnnnnnd, and he can scoooooooore,
VAN DER VAART, VAN DER VAART, VAN DER VAART!

Or to the city supporting oasis roll with it....

You gotta ROLL with it you gotta TAKE ur time,
You gotta EARN that 4th place, don't be SO sour faced,
We signed Van der Vaart at the END of the race
I think its all too much, for City to taaaaaake!!

 

[Legacy]

Van der Vaart will score, Van der Vaart,
Van der Vaart will score, Van der Vaart,
Van der Vaart will score, Van der Vaart,
Give the ball to Van der Vaart.

 

[jurgenthegerman18]

Some excellent suggestions but i think we all know its gonna be
Raf-a-el Van-der-Vaart to the same tune as Chelski did with Jose Mourinho

Boring but effective.

 

[3Dnata]

To "Eye level" or the theme from van der Valk.
VAN DER VAART VAN DER VAART
His freekicks are works art.

 

[rsmith]

how about 30,000 yids whistling the theme to Van Der Valk?

 

[JohanTheYid]

Van Der Vaart loves Tottenham,
He came from Real Madrid,
He's bound to hate the Arsenal,
Cos he is a f*cking Yid

:shrug:

 

[Tonio]

Sounds good, but can we replace milner with joe cole?

indeedy :grin:

 

[RobinLeonard]

Rafael Van der Vaart,
Rafael Van der Vaaaaaart,
Give him the ball,
He'll give you art.

But really Van der Vaart is name which is fun to sing as it is so it probably won't be anything too complex.

 

[TWYid]

Van Der Vaart Song

We're not the most creative when it comes to chants and songs for our players. How about to the old Archi-Baaaald chant and just simply have VAN DER VAAAAART, VAN DER VAART VAN DER VAART VAN DER VAAAAAART, etc.

Anyone got any other suggestions? :shrug:

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Yes. Keep your mitts off my song

 

[roosh]

how about:

van der Vaart plays well
van der Vaart is samelar hound when he run with the ball
van der Vaart is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

EDIT:I'll be honest, I didn't come up with it myself

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

This was just posted on Facebook:

"Van der Vaart's a Yiddo, he's got fancy flicks...
Don't tell the fucking Premier League, he only signed at 5 past 6!"

Thought it was funny and worth a post!