- Feb 1, 2005
- 55,652
- 205,609
- Admin
- #1
Morning.
Here's today's thread.
Not enough salt in the world...In case you missed the reddit free for all yesterday...If this is totally unkosher (and us yids would know) feel free to delete... via a serendipitous meeting between a secretive fan and Levy last night...
Yedlin - will possibly be loaned to Lyon.. and Levy calls him "yank"
Fazio - will be/trying to be sold "for cash"
NFL -trying to get them to commit to 8 games a year
Positions needed - getting someone who could perhaps play both winger/striker
As opposed to "will be traded for nectar points" or "will be quietly disappeared so we can collect on his life insurance policy".Will be sold for cash lol.
Just saw it on Reddit, the guy got tagged in probably bullshit so he went and posted a picture. Apparently there was more about the new stadium but the guy didn't want club sensitive info getting out because of him.In case you missed the reddit free for all yesterday...If this is totally unkosher (and us yids would know) feel free to delete... via a serendipitous meeting between a secretive fan and Levy last night...
Yedlin - will possibly be loaned to Lyon.. and Levy calls him "yank"
Fazio - will be/trying to be sold "for cash"
NFL -trying to get them to commit to 8 games a year
Positions needed - getting someone who could perhaps play both winger/striker
Not wishing to get technical on you, but the insurance company needs proof of a body to pay out, so quietly disappearing someone won't get you the cash.As opposed to "will be traded for nectar points" or "will be quietly disappeared so we can collect on his life insurance policy".
rather than a loan with future fee or installments, perhaps.As opposed to "will be traded for nectar points" or "will be quietly disappeared so we can collect on his life insurance policy".
Oh crap, now you tell me...Not wishing to get technical on you, but the insurance company needs proof of a body to pay out, so quietly disappearing someone won't get you the cash.
Apparently...
Not wishing to get technical on you, but the insurance company needs proof of a body to pay out, so quietly disappearing someone won't get you the cash.
Apparently...
I won't delete it but quite why its even getting airtime beats me. I'm not sure its even genuine but assuming it is, there's absolutely nothing new in there.
Nothing.
Yedlin on loan……Selling Fazio……..NFL more games…….and we need a striker. All these things we've heard before and all have been discussed before so its not really worth much although (if genuine) from an unveriified 'one-off' source its nice for the person doing the earwigging.
Meanwhile in the world of 'proper' ITK, yesterday's thread threw up a couple of bits that for some reason never made the Read Only……….
JJ on Bolasie - "Not for us"
Trix on Lamela - "Not for sale"
So that puts to bed two of yesterdays shithouse rumours
One day, Little Bald Levy Hoods chief executive said to him, “Take this basket of goodies to your teams training complex, but don’t talk to strangers on the way!” Promising not to, Little Bald Levy Hood skipped off. On his way he met the Big Bad ITK who asked, “Where are you going, little bald person?” “To my teams training complex, Mr ITK!” he answered.
The Big Bad ITK then ran to the training complex much before Little Bald Levy Hood, and knocked on the door. When a player opened the door, he locked him up in the cupboard. The wicked ITK then wore the players clothes and lay on the massage bench, waiting for Little Bald Levy Hood.
When Little Bald Levy Hood reached the complex, he entered and went to see the player. “My! What big eyes you have, unknown player!” he said in surprise. “All the better to show my surprise at our net spend, you bald ****!” replied the ITK. “My! What big ears you have, unknown player!” said Little Bald Levy Hood. “All the better to hear your BSoDL propaganda with, chrome dome!” said the ITK. “What big teeth you have, unknown player!” said Little Bald Levy Hood. “All the better to bite on your utterings with!” growled the ITK, pouncing on him.
Little Bald Levy Hood screamed and the passers by came running to the training complex. They beat the Big Bad ITK and rescued the player from the cupboard. The player hugged Little Bald Levy Hood with joy. The Big Bad ITK ran away only to resurface later on Twitter. Little Bald Levy Hood had learnt his lesson and never spoke to strangers ever again.
I won't delete it but quite why its even getting airtime beats me. I'm not sure its even genuine but assuming it is, there's absolutely nothing new in there.
So that puts to bed two of yesterdays shithouse rumours
Happy Bolasie's been poo-pood too.
Hope we now get some solid developments on our targets.
Hold on to your horses mate, wasn't long ago alderweireld was poo-pooed