Does anyone have a song for Toby?

Spurger King said:

Now this is a story all about how,
The Tottenham back four got flipped and turned around,
Vertonghen was complaining and Poch said, 'Well..
...let me call up a good friend of yours called Alderweireld?'

In some place in Belgium he was born and raised,
On a football pitch is where he spent most of his days,
Chillin' out maxin' and relaxing all cool,
Laughing at the stories about Liverpool,

When a south-coast 'galactico' offered a deal,
Making him an offer with some real appeal,
An Argentine mastermind would soon start to tell,
That Southampton wasn't good enough for Alderweireld.

We Levy'd Koeman's cronies with a hell of a pitch,
Once again Southampton were our little bitch,
In came the Belgian with the difficult name,
And Tottenham's back-four went to another plane.

Hair like a European clubber from space,
Suddenly his team were in the title race,
He fitted right in and the team excelled,
The prince of the Lane, Toby Alderweireld.

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spursgirls said:

Personally I don't like songs that mention players from other teams. Big up our players and forget the rest.
(And I really wish we'd drop the Sol Campbell song. I hate to keep hearing his name. Why on earth do we give him the time of day?)

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nailsy said:

I agree. They are quite funny the first few times, but soon become dated. Do we still sing about Campbell? I haven't been to the ground this season, but I haven't heard that one coming through the TV.

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Shadydan said:

I think because the song is catchy, it's the same for the kick his head in song as well.

We need to change the lyrics for both of those songs though.

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KingSandro said:

Ooooh oooh got one. His name to tune of 'Don't you love me baby'
TOBBBYYY ALDERWEIREELDDD
TOBY ALDERWIEEEEEERELD

some potential there

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robertgoulet said:

Austin Spurs have an "Alderweireld Again!" Song to the sound of Willie Nelsons "On The Road Again".

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whitelanefever said:

I like that, what's the lyrics

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robertgoulet said:

Alderweireld again
I just can't wait to sing Alderweireld again
The life I love is watching Tottenham with my friends
And I can't wait to sing Alderweireld again


2nd and 4th lines have been a rotating again (you've just been stopped by Alderweireld again, and a few others)

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spursgirls said:

Bumping this. Who's willing to start a chant at a match then. We MUST show Toby how much he's loved.

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Spurger King said:

Now this is a story all about how,
The Tottenham back four got flipped and turned around,
Vertonghen was complaining and Poch said, 'Well..
...let me call up a good friend of yours called Alderweireld?'

In some place in Belgium he was born and raised,
On a football pitch is where he spent most of his days,
Chillin' out maxin' and relaxing all cool,
Laughing at the stories about Liverpool,

When a south-coast 'galactico' offered a deal,
Making him an offer with some real appeal,
An Argentine mastermind would soon start to tell,
That Southampton wasn't good enough for Alderweireld.

We Levy'd Koeman's cronies with a hell of a pitch,
Once again Southampton were our little bitch,
In came the Belgian with the difficult name,
And Tottenham's back-four went to another plane.

Hair like a European clubber from space,
Suddenly his team were in the title race,
He fitted right in and the team excelled,
The prince of the Lane, Toby Alderweireld.

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@Bobby__Lucky said:

Seriously no one thought of..

We got the Alderwerield in our hands...

We got the Alderwerield in our hands...

We got Alderwerield in our hands...


Remember Sunday school?

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Navin R Johnson said:

He may like to sing this when he's in the shower struggling with teenage angst...

He's got the Alderweireld in his hands
He's got the Alderweireld in his hands
He's got the Alderweireld in his hands
The Alderweireld in his hands

There, I reckon that's as bad, if not worse than anything I've seen suggested.

EDIT: I reckon we could do worse than

We've got the Alderweireld at the back
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
The Alderweireld at the back

I'll get me coat.

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