Does anyone have a song for Toby?

[jimbo]

Karma Chameleon:

Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireeeeld

He's smooth as fuck, he's smooth as fuuuuuuck

Safe as fuck, surely?

 

[monkeynick]

This is awesome

you mean like u said on page two? ;-)

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Oh Toby, Toby
He reminds us of Ledley
He's better than Koscielny
Oh Toby, Toby...

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

From the land of Twitter:

 

[midoNdefoe]

I'll tell you what was great last night.

Those 2 recovering tackles and then spinning past the 2 onrushing attackers. Biggest cheer from our lot all night.

Toby is quickly becoming my favourite player.

 

[midoNdefoe]

^ in a William Shatner style spoken word song

 

[spursgirls]

I'll tell you what was great last night.

Those 2 recovering tackles and then spinning past the 2 onrushing attackers. Biggest cheer from our lot all night.

Toby is quickly becoming my favourite player.

Worth showing again.

 

[spursgirls]

From the land of Twitter:

I like this one. But we need someone to actually start the chants off at the games!

 

[oskathegobshite]

Alderweireld is a Yid, He hates Arsenal

 

[roslau]

Toby Well let's say. He's square

My 2-yr old can sing that perfectly

 

[spursgirls]

Well, at the game today, there WAS a chant for Toby! The old Didier Zakora one........do do do, Toby Alderweireld, do do do, Toby Alderweireld. It was a bit quiet, so he might not have heard it, but hopefully it will get louder in time.

 

[noiseboy55]

surely the 2 unlimited yaya toure chant would work a treat?

 

[thegreatap]

The old Stevie Archibald chant?
We'll take more care of you alderweireld, alderweireld.

 

[TonyGalvinsShinpads]

"Alderweireld, Toby Alderweireld,
The Yids all walk hand in hand,
Hand in hand down the...
Park Lane..."

To the tune of Blur - Parklife

I like the beginning bit... kinda cobbled together the last bit.

 

[Lighty64]

I've not the time to read 6 pages sorry, but if ever they do come up with a song for him, hope they leave his surname out, cause if I ever get to visit the Lane again and they sing it, i'll be very quiet, cause I can't fucking pronounce it properly when breaking it down, let alone in full song

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Now this is a story all about how,
The Tottenham back four got flipped and turned around,
Vertonghen was complaining and Poch said, 'Well..
...let me call up a good friend of yours called Alderweireld?'

In some place in Belgium he was born and raised,
On a football pitch is where he spent most of his days,
Chillin' out maxin' and relaxing all cool,
Laughing at the stories about Liverpool,

When a south-coast 'galactico' offered a deal,
Making him an offer with some real appeal,
An Argentine mastermind would soon start to tell,
That Southampton wasn't good enough for Alderweireld.

We Levy'd Koeman's cronies with a hell of a pitch,
Once again Southampton were our little bitch,
In came the Belgian with the difficult name,
And Tottenham's back-four went to another plane.

Hair like a European clubber from space,
Suddenly his team were in the title race,
He fitted right in and the team excelled,
The prince of the Lane, Toby Alderweireld.

I got nothing but love for that.

 

[UpTownSpur]

Why hasn't this been sorted out by now? It's ridiculous and rather embarrassing.

What about Go West?

To (Go) by (West) Al (life) der (is) we (peace) ir (full) ald (there)

 

[widmerpool]

Why hasn't this been sorted out by now? It's ridiculous and rather embarrassing.

What about Go West?

To (Go) by (West) Al (life) der (is) we (peace) ir (full) ald (there)

Toby is a trochee, not an iamb. Metrically speaking, you're playing him out of position.

 

[Azazello]

Can nothing be done around the tune of Snooker Loopy?

 

[Hazardousman]

My favourite player besides Kane, love him, Ledley 2.0