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The "LATEST NEWS" Daily ITK Tranny Disco Thread 28th Jan 2013

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chrissivad

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I think it's been lost in the bog that is this thread, but didn't POTL say something more positive about Defoe? But to back up the ITK's saying Defoe is definitely out, Tom Carroll has posted this which makes it pretty clear about Defoe in the short term:

Thats a Fan Page, not him
 

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It's blatantly apparent we need to buy a striker
Having said that we need to defend better. If we can ensure solidity at the back with good chances of clean sheets, the burden of being light upfront will lessen to a degree.

United have won many a title on keeping many clean sheets and nicking games.
 

CoopsieDeadpool

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Wouldn't it be nice if strikers were like buses?

Negredo and hooper certainly wouldn't cost the earth in wages so long term viability.

Never gonna happen though. Levy would have had to of been seduced into a erotic frenzy by some slap head slobbering slut!

Oh nice one Ryan, way to go... You've just fed The Daily Mail tomorrows back page.. "Daniel Levy aroused by thought's of himself"...
 

AmericanSpur

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Rob did a test integration of Twitter and the message was a Tweet about the Goat on Willian so I have visions of the Goat tweeting nonsense if the Goats ITK goes on Twitter. It reminded me of the time last window when a certain Mod forget he was logged in as the Goat and posted a joke about the Goat not driving a flashy car before getting into said flashy car bleating about Siggy being shite.

Poor attempt at my being funny (mopes away).
 

Ohteddyteddy10

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I'm more of a read only than poster here so go easy but I was thinking if Defoe is out long term why not say he's 50/50 for weds but def back for the weekend which covers their story till the window closed, #justsayin
 

Greenspur

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Very good points mate, but maybe don't apply so much to a striker? I say that because a 'striker' has (hopefully) only very minimal things to do..

1 - Find the back of the net if an opportunity arises
2 - If somebody is in a better position, ie a goal scoring position (Are you reading this JD?), pass them the fucking ball!!
3 - We are now fighting for the top 4 on a regular basis, so by sheer association, we are well publicised/televised. So I think that most pro footballers would know EXACTLY what style of play they're about to embrace?

Or there is option 4 - They've seen highlights of our games, seen our strikers miss chances galore & know that their task is to simply do what our other strikers seemingly can't do?

I'm off to look for my tin hat :whistle:
Aren't they also supposed to run abaht a f**kin' bit?
 

felmani26

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Do any of you really expect any favourable deal with Del Nido and Sevilla regarding Negrado to materialise In a matter of days?

No, me neither.

Only hope for me is someone completely from left field which could work out fantastically well or a complete dud - either way, we need to twist.
 

taidgh

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WTF????????????????? I mean, seriously, WTF???????????

Coming from Gards, that's like Scarlett Johanssen getting on her knees, whipping the little man out, kissing him on the head, than getting up & saying "see you tomorrow then".... :(

eh? calm down pal. I think you are getting a bit overexcited about it all.
 

AB27

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Forget Negredo, I know who we'll actually get.

Harry Kane recalled on deadline day. Striker problem? What striker problem?
 

Parkie

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Fuck it, splash the cash on willian and play bale thro the middle! sorted.
Or, spend it on Willian and just swap Bale, Lennon and him around from wing to wing and through the centre every 10 minutes. It is a tactic that never fails to annoy me with just the two of them swapping wings, imagine doing it with three players: it'd be like the cups and ball trick. I'd probably hate that too...
 
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