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ARSENAL WIN TROPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dundalk_Spur

The only Spur in the village
Jul 17, 2008
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Great news Arseballs have won the Markus Liebherr Memorial Cup by drawing 1-1 with Southampton and beating Anderlecht 1-0.

That should keep their fans for another 6 years, and keep Wenger in a job.

Reports that the lady who polishes the silverware has collapsed are not true, as she was let go a number of years ago and her role has been filled by Flappyhandski.
 

StartingPrice

Chief Sardonicus Hyperlip
Feb 13, 2004
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Unfortunately, the trophy cabinet was sold on Flog It! as part of a Keep Van Persie Goonish fund-raising drive. A spokesmanpersonwoman explained: Obscene will keep the new trophy in his office, but is none too pleaseed...it obscures the trap-door to the dungeon where he keeps Theo Walnut :eek:
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
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Have you seen the trophy? Looks like a fucking monopoly piece!

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Kingellesar

This is the way
May 2, 2005
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I did tell you all RVP will stay, he was using the trophy excuse to get more money. Suddenly they win a trophy and RVP will be delighted to be at the club for ONE MILLION DOLLARS. ...Or £200,000 a week.
 
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