Bale hints at Spurs return - well eventually

[Matthew Wyatt]

Let me explain, by way of an analogy.

I fuck your wife and give you a tenner. I'm willing to bet you'll want to kill me. If I fuck your wife and give you a million, do you still want to kill me or do you now not see a problem? Consider your answer carefully; it will say a lot about you.

Hmm... if you see your wife as analogous to a football club I suggest that says something about you.

I'm over Spurs now anyway. Fuck 'em. Bale did right to leave - I would have too.

 

[Block D Spurs]

Sounds like Robert Redford ofer to Woody Harrelson in the film indecent proposal.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Like fuck he would come back here... he's one of the best players in the world right now, and will continue to be for another 10 years. There's Balon d'or's in store for this lad.

 

[Redfap]

I'm not married, but if someone offered me a million bucks to root my missus....well....I'll be straight down to the local bank, with my briefcase weeping with happiness.

 

[spud]

I'm over Spurs now anyway. Fuck 'em. Bale did right to leave - I would have too.

That tells me all I need to know.

 

[spoon]

Hmm... if you see your wife as analogous to a football club I suggest that says something about you.

Hahaha, well said Boris.

 

[spud]

Hahaha, well said Boris.

Indeed. It demonstrates that either he is unfamiliar with the word 'principle' or that he is evading the question. It was so well said that he should be a politician.

 

[Matthew Wyatt]

Indeed. It demonstrates that either he is unfamiliar with the word 'principle' or that he is evading the question. It was so well said that he should be a politician.

It was said in a faux angry rant, but no, I'm not angry with Gareth Bale either. Sorry.

Regarding our deal, my wife and I have discussed it and she reckons we'd be foolish not to take a million quid for a quick fuck. She does, however, require that certain standards of aesthetics and hygiene are met, so to that end please post full frontal nude photos of yourself and a medical certificate detailing clean blood tests etc.. We'll take it from there.

 

[spud]

It was said in a faux angry rant, but no, I'm not angry with Gareth Bale either. Sorry.

Regarding our deal, my wife and I have discussed it and she reckons we'd be foolish not to take a million quid for a quick fuck. She does, however, require that certain standards of aesthetics and hygiene are met, so to that end please post full frontal nude photos of yourself and a medical certificate detailing clean blood tests etc.. We'll take it from there.

You may be familiar with the story of Winston Churchill asking a young lady if she would accept a million to sleep with him. Demurely, she said that she would. He then asked her if she would do so for a quid. Outraged, she refused, saying "what sort of woman do you think I am?". "Young lady" Churchill replied, "we have already established what sort of woman you are; we're merely haggling over the price."

 

[Matthew Wyatt]

You may be familiar with the story of Winston Churchill asking a young lady if she would accept a million to sleep with him. Demurely, she said that she would. He then asked her if she would do so for a quid. Outraged, she refused, saying "what sort of woman do you think I am?". "Young lady" Churchill replied, "we have already established what sort of woman you are; we're merely haggling over the price."

Nice quote. Another one: "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx.

 

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[CoopsieDeadpool]

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