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"it never does you any harm to perform well in a game"
ITV commentary makes me want to smash the TV. Please god they're not the only ones covering the world cup
We had a distant, demented 95-year old aunt. She would go on for days without speaking or even acknowledging other people's existence. She would sit staring at thin air; day in, day out.
One day, after her longest bout of silence in a while, where she hadn't spoken at all in over a week, the household was sitting in front of their new TV watching an Italy match. This aunt was looking even more insular than usual, her eyes completely out of focus. One of her grandsons joked that it was because she probably didn't like football. Pirlo had a shot on goal, which was excellently saved by the opposing keeper. Then the power cut, and after ten minutes of anxious silence waiting for the electricity to return, the dear, demented aunt suddenly said:
"What was that idiot doing there? If he didn't get in the way that would have been a goal"
That was the last thing she said for at least another week.